SPRING TORRID HAUL!!!!! - 05/22/19

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What will our gorl's next video be?

  • Manipulative crying video, followed by another hiatus

  • ANOTHER Torrid haul

  • Mookbong

  • Exercise with me

  • Grocery haul

  • Cook with me

  • Spring look book

  • Optavia Pt.2: Put our gorl in the zoo


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In case anyone is wondering what these tarps should look like, here's how they look on Torrid's website:
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These are all sort of cute dresses. I mean, I have to wonder how many fat women want to walk around with food, even fruit, designs on their clothes, but say you're a young fat with a proportionate build and a limited budget, you could do worse than wait for these items to go on clearance. The quality is Target-tier, and none of it is great, but a size 18 girl with clean hair and clean skin could look pretty in some of these. Which makes seeing them mangled in AL's filthy paws all the sadder because these will not be dresses if crammed onto Amber's unfortunate frame. They will be used as shirts, paired with filthy leggings with holes in them, atop one of those fucking disgraced bras, next to never-healing scabs, covered in dandruff. Perfectly good low-price clothes used to adorn a greasy, stupid monster.

It's just obscene at this point. All that food, all that material, all that waste.

She is so nasty. Her fingernails are dirty grey in this video and she picks those massive cat scratches on her arms and probably eats the scabs. As someone with cats ive never had injuries like that from them which means she's holding them on her when they dont want to be held.
I've never seen someone with cat scratches so far up on their arms lol, how is she holding them so that they scratch there? Is she trying to put them on her shoulder like a parrot?
Okay, so imagine you are 600 pounds. A cat has jumped onto the arm of the couch or dining room table to see you. You scoop the cat up and cradle it like a baby, or sort of hold it the way one would hold a toddler, with it facing you, head near your shoulder. You pet the cat but after a while it begins to squirm to let you know it wants to be put down.

But you weigh 600 pounds. You cannot bend at the waist to set the cat on the floor. You've waddled a few steps away from the table or couch and cannot quickly return the beast to its original spot so you can set it down gently. The cat becomes more frantic and you don't want to just let it drop because that might injure the cat but the cat also has its claws in your clothes and dropping it will snag your few remaining tarps. By now the cat is struggling. You may be trying to unhook its claws from your shirt when the cat finally has enough and uses its back legs to either spring upright from the baby-cradle position, flailing and scratching across the top of where a bicep would be on one arm and its bottom claws taking a chunk out of the bottom, tricep side of the other arm. If the cat is in an upright position, it will either begin to kick with its back legs and end up sort of falling downward if you let go, or will scrabble up, scale your shoulder and use its back claws to propel itself away from you. I'm surprised she doesn't have cat scratches all down her neck and the backs of her shoulders. She very likely doesn't hold them that much and I also think many of the scratches are from that desperate little dog, who also likely shoulder crawls and runs down her back to get away from her.
 
AmberLynn has no real concept on what "unique" is, then again, her vocabulary isn't exactly Oxford level.
 
There is a tons and tons of plus size stores, even companies like forever 21 and target having a plus size sections but almost all of them max out at 3-4x. If you search 6x clothes mostly torrid and then clothes more suitable for older woman come up but the problem is amber wants to wear skater dresses with popsicles or mermaids printed on it like a little girl. I remember when I was younger torrid was filled with scene kid clothes but for fat girls.
 
I'd say it's just The go to for landwhales period.

Is there really any other option for them?
Wommart. Surely walmart must have enormous sizes. Why doesn't Al buy a van so she can fit into it to get to her stupid fake doctor appointment? Then she can gain another 150lbs before she outgrows the van.
 
Photoshop wizards please get on it! I will shower you in all the reacts your heart desires.
Because I am a pleb and shopping hamber's full body into it was incredibly cumbersome (lel) and more trouble than it's worth, this is all you can get from me.
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Still pretty hilarious if you ask me
 
That’s what kills me, torrid sells size 5 leggings! But nooooo.
Even if Amber was actually a Torrid size 5, the fat distribution in her legs makes them much larger than size 5.

She could, of course, prove me wrong by buying those leggings and wearing them in a video.
 
Becky bought her some stretch pants that actually fit, they were charcoal gray with a maroon stripe. She only showed herself wearing them like once in a video. It wasn't that long ago, though. So unless Becky got them someplace that's even fatter than Torrid (is that possible?), our gorl can fit into torrid laaygeens. if only she gave a fuck.
 
I think there's no weigh in because she filmed this on the same day as the last video. She's talking about the "two men in her bathroom" again. (I guess they could have taken more than a day to fix the floor destroyed by our dainty gorl, but still.) She's so lazy. She was forced to get off pillow mountain because she was embarrassed to be seen by the repairman in her room, so she thought she might as well film as much garbage content as possible in that 1-2 days to fill the rest of the month.
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There absolutely is. Even Amazon is getting on the super obese trend... Daily Ritual goes up to 7x tops, and 5x pants.
You know, since she has no real sense of style it would make sense for her to get some pieces from there that would fit as correctly as possible and be in neutral colors so they'd be versatile. She could get a couple of black or grey t-shirts that actually fit and jazz them up with some of her old statement necklaces, scarves, her hoard of eareeeennss. And she'd be able to do it at a quarter of the price she pays for these tarps that are absolutely hideous. But, she wouldn't be a cow if she thought these things through.
 
I only see on the haul dresses and t-shirts... not even one pair of leggings or pants or something for the bottom area.... Perhaps our Gorl apart to be bed bound is also at the stages where ANY kind of bottom area clothing fits on her???

this makes me wonder.... she still wears underwear?? i mean i never saw any haul of bras or something similar 🧐 appart from the fact that she is wearing the same bra for the past 4 years.... totally disgusting...

Ah fuck, not this shit again...
You know the drill by now!
  • shows off her lovely cat scratches (still have not healed btw, our gorl loves to pick)
  • love your body no matter what you guissssssse, cat scratches are good and they make you unique
  • recognizes the cycle people have designed and rolls her eyes at the idea
  • "This is me, this is Amberlynn" so here is another fucking Torrid haul THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR
  • 1. earreens with pink beads and plain gold hoops, part of a three pack: the third one looking like earrings covered in crushed up fruit loops: $17
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  • 2. ones with gold flowers, $13
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  • 3. one with cream feathers $13
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  • she loves dangly earrings
  • has been getting rid of her stud earreens
  • 4. black dress with a really cyuuuuuuute tie in the front that goes through "these little silver situations": size 5 $59?
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  • 5. other dress: ugly rustic pattern filled with dots and lines and shit, "you would never think to put these designs together" $59
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  • 6. another dress: black dress with yellow, purple, and white flowers $55
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  • "the top is black but the bottom is also black"
  • 7. her fav thing you guissssse: size 4 "trapeze" red spaghetti strap dress, the sides are in a "divit situation", perfect for spring $59
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  • 8. other fav thing: size 5: black dress with small watermelon patterns on it, $59
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  • 9. next dress: red dress with blue and white flowers, the colour is not showing up on camera for some reason, a size 5 $65
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  • "it is spring and summery"
  • the bathroom floor workers are here and she does not want to change in front of them, instead of doing try-on hauls in the bathroom or in the bedroom like a normal person, she does them on the kitchen table?
  • wants to do "spring look book videos"
  • "you can be this size and still wear cyuuuuuute clothing"
  • thanks gorls! <3
  • APPROXIMATE GRAND TOTAL = $400

Like if she never done her hauls on the kitchen.... (ironic sentence) I think since is the only organized space where she can be around and fits without a problem....

thank you for brief the video for us :)
 
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