SPRING TORRID HAUL!!!!! - 05/22/19

[Hamberlard Raid]

Like if she never done her hauls on the kitchen.... (ironic sentence) I think since is the only organized space where she can be around and fits without a problem....

thank you for brief the video for us

No worries! <3 Cataloging this hambeast is becoming one of my passions, I have already watched her first 100 videos in an attempt to document her entire channel!

 

[chicken wings]

She would claim that a size 10 was for anorexics. She always says she wants to stay "chunky".

That's the first and probably last time she has ever set somewhat of a realistic goal.

 

[horridtorrid]

How is it even possible to be this spherical?
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Moisturize me.

Spoiler

Can you imagine if Ham was stretched out like the skin lady from doctor who? She'd stretch walk to wall, floor to ceiling of a damn hangar bay!

 

[simulated goat]

None of those dainty dresses are going to fit her. Not to mention they are "skater" style dresses which usually means they have shorter skirts. Good luck covering up that shelf ass with one of those.

That's OK, those black leggings are fused on anyways.

 

[Tear People Up]

I think it's no coincidence that Torrid and Thyroid sound so similar.

I can’t get over the fact it sounds just like Horrid. Why would anyone name any store — even one for deathfats — horrid?

 

[redbarchetta]

I can’t get over the fact it sounds just like Horrid. Why would anyone name any store — even one for deathfats — horrid?

Because it used to be for big tiddy fat goth chicks but now it's just for generic fat chicks

Spoiler: dictionaries are for nerds

torrid definition: 1. involving strong emotions, especially those of sexual love: 2. extremely hot