Springtrapp - Batshit Otherkin Pedophile Sadist and Her Brainwashed Child Bride

[Letmeoffofspringswildride]

Is she the one roleplaying as Karkat?

Yeah. She starts off with no trip (which is what I meant by pointing it out) and then when they bring up her cancerously-acrimonious url she puts a trip on. It's mostly just an embarrassing conversation.

 

[kookerpie]

I'm aware, but that doesn't really mean shit in this context. Pretty sure listening to a minor fucking on Skype is still illegal.

Yeah I agree. It might count as child porn.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Noooo Rose you have to differentiate yourself from other lolcows by actually having a job!

 

[seagull]

Now's probably a good time to bring up the time Spring has also visited /cgl/ in the past. She's the one who posts in all caps.
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/cgl/thread/6255608#p6256440

If you look at her archive on Nov 25, you can see a lot of sperging about 4chan, which includes her bragging about how she used to go on /r9k/ and /x/. I think this was when she was dealing with /co/ in the thread Letmegetoffspringswildride posted above.
http://kawaiibatter.tumblr.com/archive/2012/11

Noooo Rose you have to differentiate yourself from other lolcows by actually having a job!

I'm willing to bet it's because she spends all her time on tumblr on her phone while she's at work.

 

[Cassowary]

Catherine is a white teenage female-bodied person with brightly colored hair and little rectangular glasses? I never would've guessed.

Catherine claims to be "mixed race, [but] mostly black". I'm not gonna suspect Catherine of lying right away because there's a lot of variance in how mixed-race people look, but I must say they do look very phenotypically white.

Edit: I just read the Catherine thread so feel free to ignore this.

 

[itswhitebread]

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Catherine claims to be "mixed race, [but] mostly black". I'm not gonna suspect Catherine of lying right away because there's a lot of variance in how mixed-race people look, but I must say they do look very phenotypically white.

"The body". Bleagh.

 

[NanoBlockEnthusiast]

I'm curious how spring feels about catherine getting their own thread. Relieved the attention is elsewhere? Angry the attention for her has waned? Has she even said anything about it?

 

[Sigyn]

I'm curious how spring feels about catherine getting their own thread. Relieved the attention is elsewhere? Angry the attention for her has waned? Has she even said anything about it?

Wouldn't that imply she actually cares about Catherine?

 

[EI 903]

You have your own thread now please use that.

@Surtur @Hellblazer or maybe @Meowthkip or any other staff can we get a threadban on stray sheep from this thread to keep her in her own?

done

 

[ViolentGiant]

From Spring's newest Tumblr:

Spoiler

I might be sperging out here, but only three of those are even passable as combat knives: Two of which are blatantly shitty knock-offs of the Fairbairn-Sykes fighting knife, and the third is some kind of monstrosity that looks like a stiletto with an American tantō tip. The rest are either novelty knives sold at gun stores, a weird yellow thing you probably got at a fair, or that oversized skinning knife/kitchen knife with an unergonomic count dooku handle.

Congratulations, you spent money on useless shit you don't even understand.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

From Spring's newest Tumblr:

Spoiler

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I might be sperging out here, but only three of those are even passable as combat knives: Two of which are blatantly shitty knock-offs of the Fairbairn-Sykes fighting knife, and the third is some kind of monstrosity that looks like a stiletto with an American tantō tip. The rest are either novelty knives sold at gun stores, a weird yellow thing you probably got at a fair, or that oversized skinning knife/kitchen knife with an unergonomic count dooku handle.

Congratulations, you spent money on useless shit you don't even understand.

At the risk of continuing the spergery, I can confirm this. From the looks of these, I can almost guarantee that every single one of them is some cheap 440 steel affair. You have a combination of what looks like boot knives too small to be much of a real threat, decorative "wall-hangers", and a few cheap Chinese factory jobs.
Greasetrap, pony up the dough and just buy a KABAR like the rest of the edgelords. You still won't be dangerous, but you'll have a decent, solid, fairly affordable combat knife.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

Spoiler: Trigger warning: zits

Yikes

Is this really the most flattering pic you chuckleheads could manage

 

[fishercat]

Spoiler: Trigger warning: zits

Yikes

Is this really the most flattering pic you chuckleheads could manage

Those are Chris-Chan levels of acne.

 

[Sigyn]

I'm curious how spring feels about catherine getting their own thread. Relieved the attention is elsewhere? Angry the attention for her has waned? Has she even said anything about it?

I know I dismissed this earlier, but now I'm sort of wondering myself. Are they even still together?

 

[lolwut]

Spoiler: Trigger warning: zits

Yikes

Is this really the most flattering pic you chuckleheads could manage

I think the dead-eye, thousand-yard stare might be worse than the acne. It's like the lights are on but nobody's home. No wonder she continued sperging as usual while @Stray Sheep was going on a twelve hour pseudocide bender.

 

[Mourning Dove]

I know I dismissed this earlier, but now I'm sort of wondering myself. Are they even still together?

Maybe Rose was offline the whole time hanging out with Jeremy/Adam, so she was unaware of Catherine/Kayla's online mental breakdown.

...Or maybe Rose simply just doesn't give a fuck about her other partner. What a surprise.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

From Spring's newest Tumblr:

Spoiler

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I might be sperging out here, but only three of those are even passable as combat knives: Two of which are blatantly shitty knock-offs of the Fairbairn-Sykes fighting knife, and the third is some kind of monstrosity that looks like a stiletto with an American tantō tip. The rest are either novelty knives sold at gun stores, a weird yellow thing you probably got at a fair, or that oversized skinning knife/kitchen knife with an unergonomic count dooku handle.

Congratulations, you spent money on useless shit you don't even understand.

And not even ONE of them has a dragon RIGHT ON THE BLADE

 

[Meowthkip]

Maybe Rose was offline the whole time hanging out with Jeremy/Adam, so she was unaware of Catherine/Kayla's online mental breakdown.

...Or maybe Rose simply just doesn't give a fuck about her other partner. What a surprise.

My guess that Rose was too busy getting underage hickeys.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

Maybe Rose was offline the whole time hanging out with Jeremy/Adam, so she was unaware of Catherine/Kayla's online mental breakdown.

...Or maybe Rose simply just doesn't give a fuck about her other partner. What a surprise.

Greasetrap was blogging while it went down, ditto for Adam. But it looks like they were hanging out at the same time, the story tells itself. I'm pretty sure it's still basically on, but I think they also know Kayla well enough to know it was bullshit.

They're all playing the same game, after all

 

[Ferls]

From Spring's newest Tumblr:

Spoiler

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I might be sperging out here, but only three of those are even passable as combat knives: Two of which are blatantly shitty knock-offs of the Fairbairn-Sykes fighting knife, and the third is some kind of monstrosity that looks like a stiletto with an American tantō tip. The rest are either novelty knives sold at gun stores, a weird yellow thing you probably got at a fair, or that oversized skinning knife/kitchen knife with an unergonomic count dooku handle.

Congratulations, you spent money on useless shit you don't even understand.

Those don't belong to Spring. That's just a picture someone else posted and Spring reblogged. Spring probably just reblogged it for the ~aesthetic~.