Springtrapp - Batshit Otherkin Pedophile Sadist and Her Brainwashed Child Bride

I would never in a million years have guessed that this "datemate" (ugh) of spergtrapp's would be a teenager. Those tumblr posts don't indicate or even so much as hint at their author being a teen. At all. Not even a little.

That said, good god I hope this person grows out of.. all of that mess and perhaps learns to use punctuation.
 
She watched it with Jeremy last night.
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I've been looking for an excuse to dump some of the information that I've found about Jeremy. I want to mention that I don't think Jeremy is a lolcow, partially because she's just a kid, so this will mostly be about her relationship posts.
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Jeremy got out of a relatively long relationship immediately before she started seeing Sperg, which to me doesn't bode well for the longevity of their relationship.
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I've included this purely because to me this reads as "I'm a teenager still trying to figure out sex and relationships and I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing." Jesus, just the "I started iding as asexual bc my datemate was" really shows how suggestible she is, and does not sound to me like someone who is mature enough to be having sex with adults.
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I'm interested in your guys opinions about this as well, because I know I sound like a crusty old adult here.
"I'm asexual, but I actually kind of like sex." Then you're not asexual. Tumblr seems to have a very broad definition of "asexual".
 
"I'm asexual, but I actually kind of like sex." Then you're not asexual. Tumblr seems to have a very broad definition of "asexual".
Yeah, no two people on tumblr will give you the same definition of asexual. I've seen a bunch of people claim that they are asexual even though they have sex.

That said, I've noticed a lot of teenagers who are either inexperienced with sex, or still in the vaguely grossed out not ready yet stage, often identify as asexual. I think that might have been what was happening with Jeremy.
 
"I'm asexual, but I actually kind of like sex." Then you're not asexual. Tumblr seems to have a very broad definition of "asexual".
I will never understand the glorification of asexuality on Tumblr.
This probably makes me a problematic ableist or some shit, but emotionally stable adults are supposed to feel sexual and romantic urges. This is a normal, healthy development. People who are actually asexual are frequently sexual abuse survivors, or have some form of cognitive or developmental impairment. In other words, asexuality is not a normal thing. It is not a sign of mental health. I'm not claiming that makes asexual individuals "wrong" in some way, but the development of sexual feelings is a normal part of growth.
TL;DR- Choosing to abstain from sex, or not being able to get laid, is not the same thing as being asexual, Tumblr. Being asexual can be a sign of a variety of deeper issues. You should probably stop portraying a developmental issue as a sexual orientation. You should also probably stop glorifying mental illness.
 
I might have to look up that movie.

It's based on a real world indecent a bunch of students died in mysterious circumstances in Soviet Russia, it's been explained a few times what most likely happened as bizarre as it sounds things like Paradoxical Undressing do occur, it's just weird enough an shrouded by Soviet secrecy to bring out the conspiracy nuts, and obviously one Tumblr edge lord.

And the film isn't that bad, I saw it on DVD little predictable but worth a watch.
 
I just got back from a long abscence and holy dog shit, how can she be claiming to be one of the hikers from that horrible incident? She's just trying to be obviously 3edgy5me

I hate springtrap
Oh no, she's not claiming to be one of the hikers. She says she's the actual event. Apparently you can now be kin to a moment in time, and apparently I'm not drinking nearly enough booze to handle this shit.
 
Oh no, she's not claiming to be one of the hikers. She says she's the actual event. Apparently you can now be kin to a moment in time, and apparently I'm not drinking nearly enough booze to handle this shit.

It's almost like some people took that middle-school "I am [event]" poetry a little to far.

I am slavery. I am bad.
I am the Holocaust. I am also bad.
I am my abusive parents. They made me clean up my room.
 
I will never understand the glorification of asexuality on Tumblr.
That's actually pretty easy. It makes you seem way more autistic and unhuman so you can pretend to be more way oppressed than you actually are and it gives you +2 tumblrs.
Is she kin to someone who isn't a psychopath?
Normal people are kin to non-pyscho's. Springtrapp is so edgy that that's the only people she can identify with even though she's a fatty that's actually afraid of half the shit she's kin with.
 
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