Springtrapp - Batshit Otherkin Pedophile Sadist and Her Brainwashed Child Bride

We've already discussed this. Federal law bends state law over a table, and Uncle Sam says she's in the wrong.
Federal law only applies if she's crossing state lines to have sex with someone under 18. Since they're both in Flordia, federal law doesn't apply in this case. What's she doing is legal, ableit gross. Now, if she records her sexual episodes with Jeremy, she's guiltly of manufacturing child porn under federal law. If she uploads it, she's in really deep shit. But as long as she and Jeremy stay within Florida state lines, nothing can be done to her. Now Jeremy's parents can probably get busted for severing alcohol to a minor, and possibly contributing to the delinquency of a minor, but that's it.
 
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Springs has a history of dating very many people. Especially with his habit of needing new toys every few months. I could be anybody, honestly. Bit I assure you, I am not Jeremy nor anyone who associates with Springs any longer.
Ah, I see.
So she often grabs young people just to be her date or something?
 
They're not worse than bates- unpleasant as springtraps relationship is its consensual. Giving your 16 yo alcohol and being a little neglectful in letting them pick their partners is not on anything like the same level as turning a blind eye to your manchild son molesting your daughter.

I get that springtrap is annoying and none of us like her, but the hyperbole of comparing anyone involved with her to the situation with nick just makes us look as hysterical as many of the tumblr snowflakes.

This kind of unironic exaggeration used to be called a-logging and had its own negative rating. I know you only recently joined and so may well have been unaware of this, but its widely frowned upon here.

Im not ragging on you- it can be difficult to get the balance right when a lolcow annoys you.

Yeah, sorry. Learning that made me irrationally angry. It's just a hot button of mine.
 
Ah, I see.
So she often grabs young people just to be her date or something?

More like to control and manipulate like any good abusive person. And she does that to multiple people... at the same time. Because I guess she wants to actually create the Aristocrats joke or something.
 
I read that whole thread. Point out where it says I can't call my ex-boyfriend "he".
You're missing the overall point. That point being that this isn't Tumblr. We don't adhere to the whims of some special snowflake, we make fun of them.

You're also missing my point. Which is that validating the pretend identity of of some SJW is entirely counterproductive. It's just playing into their oppression olympics.
 
I notice that Lawrence hasn't been posting anything related to his partners/the farm. do you think he's gonna lay low and continue to lurk the thread before he speaks up again about being a manipulative adult dating a minor?

also gonna put my two cents on this: he's gonna make a run for it and delete everything again, I mean we DO have a police report against him.
 
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You're missing the overall point. That point being that this isn't Tumblr. We don't adhere to the whims of some special snowflake, we make fun of them.

You're also missing my point. Which is that validating the pretend identity of of some SJW is entirely counterproductive. It's just playing into their oppression olympics.

Whilst it is true we don't bend to whatever a snowflake wants, this forum is host to people with different politics when it comes to this. If someone wants to use pronouns, avoid the argument and let them. As long as we establish who we're talking about, we can use whatever we like.

Can we please not have another page of people saying what pronouns they use and why? It's completely unrelated and horrendous for discussion.
 
I sure missed a party here. Gotta say it's really disorienting seeing people talk about you outside of your friend circle.

Hi kiwis, I'm SleetFury and part of Dean's 2012 collection. I can answer stuff about her past behaviours but I haven't paid nearly enough attention for recent gossip. I will have some screenshots when I get home at 4 though.

Something to tide you over:

I leaked Dean's age to SINRH, I also know her legal first name. Favourite anecdote is how I offered to pay for food for her, because she once told me her parents were starving her and I was ignored for a day.

She does not have tourettes or narcolepsy. I've been in calls where we would read Homestuck pesterlogs to each other with no sign of verbal tics or falling asleep.

If you need proof of who I am, check Reverberata.tumblr.com I don't delete anything but bad selfies lol.
 
I sure missed a party here. Gotta say it's really disorienting seeing people talk about you outside of your friend circle.

Hi kiwis, I'm SleetFury and part of Dean's 2012 collection. I can answer stuff about her past behaviours but I haven't paid nearly enough attention for recent gossip. I will have some screenshots when I get home at 4 though.

Something to tide you over:

I leaked Dean's age to SINRH, I also know her legal first name. Favourite anecdote is how I offered to pay for food for her, because she once told me her parents were starving her and I was ignored for a day.

She does not have tourettes or narcolepsy. I've been in calls where we would read Homestuck pesterlogs to each other with no sign of verbal tics or falling asleep.

If you need proof of who I am, check Reverberata.tumblr.com I don't delete anything but bad selfies lol.
Hello and welcome. Please read this thread and post something on reverberata which indicates that it's you (like Spring, Adam and Catherine did).
 
I sure missed a party here. Gotta say it's really disorienting seeing people talk about you outside of your friend circle.

Hi kiwis, I'm SleetFury and part of Dean's 2012 collection. I can answer stuff about her past behaviours but I haven't paid nearly enough attention for recent gossip. I will have some screenshots when I get home at 4 though.

Something to tide you over:

I leaked Dean's age to SINRH, I also know her legal first name. Favourite anecdote is how I offered to pay for food for her, because she once told me her parents were starving her and I was ignored for a day.

She does not have tourettes or narcolepsy. I've been in calls where we would read Homestuck pesterlogs to each other with no sign of verbal tics or falling asleep.

If you need proof of who I am, check Reverberata.tumblr.com I don't delete anything but bad selfies lol.
hi, welcome to the farms. if you're confused what @APerson said, just say something like "hey kiwis" on your tumblr and link it here. Also, how long have you been friends with spring? have you ever been in contact with any of their partners, or been one yourself? ( I mean, other than being a mutual/friend).
 
Hello and welcome. Please read this thread and post something on reverberata which indicates that it's you (like Spring, Adam and Catherine did).

I read that one last night, no worries. Here
http://reverberata.tumblr.com/post/118151846451/i-wonder-if-there-are-any-small-kiwis-lurking-in

(mobile tumblr doesn't make editing posts easy.)

hi, welcome to the farms. if you're confused what @APerson said, just say something like "hey kiwis" on your tumblr and link it here. Also, how long have you been friends with spring? have you ever been in contact with any of their partners, or been one yourself? ( I mean, other than being a mutual/friend).

I was a partner. Darzie was the "original"? And I dated him and eventually Sprinkles herself. My husband was also a spring collection, she cheated on me with him behind my back and we only found out recently when swapping stories. We were probably friends a total of a year and dated six months.. At some point I'll be able to get you a screenshot of another ex proving Dean started the serial killer rp shit.
 
I would very much like to know Spring's real first name to refer to her as. Because as much as she'd like to claim, she is nowhere similar to all these badass psychotic killers she likes to associate and name herself after. From what I've seen, she is just a scared, emotionally disturbed person who likes to hide behind these personas to make herself look bigger and scarier than she is.

Allow me to quote serial killer Dennis Rader's daughter when she refers to her father: "(He) is not a monster, that's elevating him...He's just a man who chose to do some of the most horrible things a person can do." Spring may not be any of her scary serial killer kins, but she is still an objectively messed-up person.
 
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