Springtrapp - Batshit Otherkin Pedophile Sadist and Her Brainwashed Child Bride

Jeremy and Spring are unnervingly similar-looking. Maybe it's just their mutual spottiness, but... yeah. I know we joke about all these Tumblr kids being identical, but did these two come from the same clone vat?

Honestly, you can't get much variation in looks when neither of you go out and so have pasty white skin, don't eat right and so get coated with acne, don't exercise and so end up all flabby and gross. There are lots of ways to look physically fit, ranging from built to in the upper body to just being relatively skinny, but there are very few ways to look physically unhealthy.

What I'm trying to say is they hold the same unhealthy habits and so end up looking unhealthy in the same way.
 
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Yikes

Is this really the most flattering pic you chuckleheads could manage

Gross. .-. Don't they brush their teeth?
 
Oh hai Rose I almost forgot about you through all the Stray Sheep drama. But it looks like you and Adam/whoever are back to harming each other again.

It's nice of you to produce interesting content again so none of us Kiwis ignore you for too long.

...Oh god, he could've done it to himself though.
That's a worse thought.

(That also is the least impressive bitemark I've seen.)
 
Oh hai Rose I almost forgot about you through all the Stray Sheep drama. But it looks like you and Adam/whoever are back to harming each other again.

It's nice of you to produce interesting content again so none of us Kiwis ignore you for too long.

thats not a serious bite by any stretch; it'll probably fade within the hour. That does, however, beg the question of why bothering showing it off? Adam has a very edgy gore sideboob; the contrast of that with how their try-hard bloodthirstiness actually projects in real life is one of my favourite things: Any time Grease has been injured and blogging about it, she acts like she's on the verge of death; their gross hickey pics are barely bruises; and this tiny, buttery imprint is worth bragging about.

Of course she also cuts Adam, but I don't think in reality she's likely doing any damage. Let's not forget the time he cut her too deeply and she went to the hospital for three stitches. You think she would've dug the badass scar.

Ah, the good ol days

edit: Godammit, sideblog. Not sideboob. Thanks, phone. I'm still leaving it up there though
 
Oh hai Rose I almost forgot about you through all the Stray Sheep drama. But it looks like you and Adam/whoever are back to harming each other again.

It's nice of you to produce interesting content again so none of us Kiwis ignore you for too long.
Goddamn with the fucking teeth they have they're going to give each other an infection.
 
I'm here to ask something.

You can believe what you want about me, but I'd like it if you guys could refer to me with he/him pronouns. I revoke my stance on pronouns like bun/kit, and think it/its is dehumanizing.

It's ok if you don't though.

Also i did the bite mark myself when i was upset.
So incorrect pronouns are more deserving of your attention than your partner threatening suicide and being outed to her parents?
 
I'm here to ask something.

You can believe what you want about me, but I'd like it if you guys could refer to me with he/him pronouns. I revoke my stance on pronouns like bun/kit, and think it/its is dehumanizing.

It's ok if you don't though.

Also i did the bite mark myself when i was upset.
Sure.

You must not have been very upset, that's not really a big deal as far as bites go. It really does not look as cool or edgy as you think, just silly.

Any comments about Catherine? You can see for yourself she kicked the hive. I'd say you should have given her some advice but we saw how she does with that.

If you're polite I'll be polite

Edit: unless you are just going to run away for another couple weeks, then I'll be rude as balls



Edit again: I take it back because she just cut and run anyway, I was trying not to spook the elusive Greasy. and now here we have her saying it's ok if we don't, no more accusations of misgendering

beyond that she can't tell anyone on a site she's not active on what to call her.
 
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