Spunt's helpful guide to Britain for fat Americans - Learn about Anglos so you can hate them better

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  • The BBC

    Votes: 40 51.3%

  • Sportsball

    Votes: 10 12.8%

  • Education

    Votes: 23 29.5%

  • Culture

    Votes: 19 24.4%

  • Something else?

    Votes: 3 3.8%

  • Kys Anglo faggot retard nigger

    Votes: 13 16.7%
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Big Judge Cock said:
Where is the best place to flee to, assuming one has a big sack of cash?
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Cornwall. Good luck buying a house there though, cunts from London with deep pockets buy up most of the housing for summer homes then complain when they visit for six weeks and have to wait for services because all the youth move out of the county as soon as they are able.
 
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Easterling said:
Cornwall. Good luck buying a house there though, cunts from London with deep pockets buy up most of the housing for summer homes then complain when they visit for six weeks and have to wait for services because all the youth move out of the county as soon as they are able.
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London really is a giant, festering pimple on the country's buttock. Always has been a bit foreign.
 
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If for whatever ungodly reason I were to cross the wall separating the civilized world and enter the godless wastes of Caledonia, which of that perfidious nations many whiskey distilleries is a must visit, especially if I'm not planning on visiting the Hebrides or islands?
 
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Easterling said:
Cornwall. Good luck buying a house there though, cunts from London with deep pockets buy up most of the housing for summer homes then complain when they visit for six weeks and have to wait for services because all the youth move out of the county as soon as they are able.
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Funny, I'm almost there anyway. I guess Wessex will hold back the invaders once again.
 
All sports are boring as fuck. Soccer is just as boring as American football if not more. Don't even get me started on the retarded cousin of American baseball called cricket. Sports the opiate of the modern normie masses. Only cucks with latent homosexual urges watch sports.

The only thing that could have saved Britain is being conquered by the Nazis. The Nazis could have saved them from themselves. But history went a different way. Not better just different.
 
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CuzinEd said:
All sports are boring as fuck. Soccer is just as boring as American football if not more. Don't even get me started on the retarded cousin of American baseball called cricket. Sports the opiate of the modern normie masses. Only cucks with latent homosexual urges watch sports.

The only thing that could have saved Britain is being conquered by the Nazis. The Nazis could have saved them from themselves. But history went a different way. Not better just different.
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lol calm down.

Here's a nice front-page headline from the unbiased, trustworthy and politically neutral BBC to help:

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CuzinEd said:
The only thing that could have saved Britain is being conquered by the Nazis. The Nazis could have saved them from themselves. But history went a different way. Not better just different.
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Joining with the Nazis and fighting the Americans would have worked. Hitler should have been given the title of Lord Admiral of The European Continent. We could have shoed him away from getting gassy with the undesirables, while allowing him to work together with the Empire to design and create the worlds most advanced military and industrial technology.

That scenario is the reason the money in American funded both sides of the European conflict; to protect their empire.
 
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soy_king said:
If for whatever ungodly reason I were to cross the wall separating the civilized world and enter the godless wastes of Caledonia, which of that perfidious nations many whiskey distilleries is a must visit, especially if I'm not planning on visiting the Hebrides or islands?
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If you're a glutton for punishment and are in the Inverness area, check out the Glen Ord distillery in Muir of Ord. Sort of a hidden gem around those parts. Or it was a few years back, anyway.

Easterling said:
Cornwall. Good luck buying a house there though, cunts from London with deep pockets buy up most of the housing for summer homes then complain when they visit for six weeks and have to wait for services because all the youth move out of the county as soon as they are able.
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This is happening everywhere in rural areas, I think.

I went back home to visit my parents a couple of months ago, and the few houses that were for sale were obscenely expensive. I mean derelict buildings with no windows and no land going for offers over £120k levels of stupid. Want to build a house on land you own? Good luck getting any permission through the myriad of local government agencies and departments. I originally wanted to settle down there and have kids with Mrs Jong, but everything there is gone - local shop, post office, doctor's surgery, primary school, everything. It's just a retirement community for city dwellers who are too cheap to even use the local pub, who then complain that there's nothing there. It's been heartbreaking to see over the last ten years just how fucked everything got back home so quickly, because growing up there we had a lot of freedoms you just couldn't get elsewhere in the country, and it's what I wanted for my kids - But now it's just townies and tourists and all the shit they bring with them. It's just going to get worse too, people in their 20s, 30s, and 40s are all packing up and leaving for pastures new. I don't think there'll be a local left in that place in ten years time. I just wish I'd seen the writing on the wall ten years ago and gotten out of there sooner, but hey-ho.
 
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CuzinEd said:
All sports are boring as fuck. Soccer is just as boring as American football if not more. Don't even get me started on the retarded cousin of American baseball called cricket. Sports the opiate of the modern normie masses. Only cucks with latent homosexual urges watch sports.

The only thing that could have saved Britain is being conquered by the Nazis. The Nazis could have saved them from themselves. But history went a different way. Not better just different.
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Found the fat kid.
 
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Spunt said:
lol calm down.

Here's a nice front-page headline from the unbiased, trustworthy and politically neutral BBC to help:

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I have literally only ever heard this woman's name attached to this kind of headline.
Like, I've listened to a record or feature of hers, but all her press is braindead shitlib takes like this.
 
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I like some of her stuff, but she's only middling successful - popular on the internet but not as much in real life, she has a kind of afrofuture / black computer nerd persona, plus lots of bisexual or lesbian references, so not broadly marketable - but she did have something of a breakout hit in 2018 with 'pynk' which is basically a song about having a & eating vagina, and the transes pretended they were totally cool with that (they weren't) except for this bit in the music video:

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which is wildly transphobic and violent to trans women bc it implies biological sex. I mean the whole song does, but they focused on that bit because they weren't quite ready to go 'all cis lesbians should be raped and / or die' yet. It might have been a turning point that made them comfortable doing so, actually.

Pretty much exactly like the Grimes and Sophie situation, Janelle capitulated and came out as non-binary shortly after. She now kind of has to lean into the trans non-binary activism stuff super hard or she risks getting cancelled again because the troons 100% will not have forgot what she did last time. And, also, being a black actual woman and originally having come from working class origins gives her extra woke points as a spokesperson and they won't let that go easily.

I don't think she can back down for the foreseeable future, seeing as trans support seems to be astroturfed top down - I assume from LA, it's definitely where the wachowskis are if not the others - it's probably just not risking backlash from the public but also her immediate social & work circles because she lives in LA.
 
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Just posting to inform everyone that Michael Lockwood, who until late last year was the head of the Independent Office for Police Conduct, the body that investigates complaints against Police officers, was today charged with nine counts of raping teenage girls.

This may give a slight hint as to why complaints against sex pest officers, such as the one who was recently jailed for 36 rapes against 12 different women, may not have been taken entirely seriously.

It is my belief that the Police may be Institutionally Rapist.
 
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1. Why are British accents so grating and almost all British dialects of English incomprehensible and sound like botched German/Dutch/Icelandic/Swedish?
2. Why are British such homosexuals?
3. Why do they call their meatballs "faggots"?
4. Why do you love interracial gay porn so much? You have a giant company making Big Black Cock porn and putting gay blacks everywhere. Did you build your empire because you wanted to suck foreign cocks so much?
 
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