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Christopher Salgado is the surgeon who "consciously uncoupled" "mutually parted ways" got shitcanned from the University of Miami after posting a photograph of a patient's bloody, dissected penis, arranged in the shape of a heart, to his own public Instagram in celebration of Valentine's Day. The photograph was captioned, "There are many ways to show your #LOVE". So romantic. Except he also used the hashtag #whatthefuckisthat. Whoops! How did that one sneak in there? Boy, this is embarrassing!
This was not the first...or even the second incident involving Salgado being inappropriate on social media. Among other transgressions (see what I did there), he'd previously been in trouble for using #asianpenis to hashtag a post he made about micropenises.
Don't worry, though. He totally did a bunch of soul searching and realized that providing gender affirming surgeries and commuting from Coral Gables in his brand new Ferrari is truly his life's calling, and he's DEEPLY SORRY that some of you people can't take a fucking joke. It's just a prank, bro! Surgeon stuff, you plebs wouldn't understand. Anyone who doesn't think it's funny has a ching chong micropenis, amirite.
Anyway, some other place gave him a job and he gets to continue mutilating people's genitals when he's not at the country club, so really, everyone ended up a winner.
Back with sources in a few.
Edited for sources.
Here's the original coverage of the incident via the Miami Herald. (archive)
Here's an article about his miraculous redemption, which includes a photo of Salgado posing with a bobblehead version of himself, as any man does when he wants to appear humbled and penitent. (archive)
This was not the first...or even the second incident involving Salgado being inappropriate on social media. Among other transgressions (see what I did there), he'd previously been in trouble for using #asianpenis to hashtag a post he made about micropenises.
Don't worry, though. He totally did a bunch of soul searching and realized that providing gender affirming surgeries and commuting from Coral Gables in his brand new Ferrari is truly his life's calling, and he's DEEPLY SORRY that some of you people can't take a fucking joke. It's just a prank, bro! Surgeon stuff, you plebs wouldn't understand. Anyone who doesn't think it's funny has a ching chong micropenis, amirite.
Anyway, some other place gave him a job and he gets to continue mutilating people's genitals when he's not at the country club, so really, everyone ended up a winner.
Back with sources in a few.
Edited for sources.
Here's the original coverage of the incident via the Miami Herald. (archive)
Here's an article about his miraculous redemption, which includes a photo of Salgado posing with a bobblehead version of himself, as any man does when he wants to appear humbled and penitent. (archive)
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