St Paddy's Day Thread 2022

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T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2

T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2

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Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring,

And he never taught me anything,

But still I slap my chest and sing...

Of My Drunken Irish Dad.

Oh, his face looks like a railroad map,

And he never shuts his freakin' trap...

But all the ladies catch the clap

From your Drunken Irish Dad.

Ask a Hennessey, Tennessey, Morrison, Shaughnessy, Riordan, and Rooney...

They'll tell you the same

McNulty, Mulrooney, and Cotter and Clooney

All feel the same mixture of pride and of shame.

Finnegan, Hannigan, Kelly, and Flanagan.

Look to the ground when their dad passes by

Cafferty, Rafferty, Joyce and O'Lafferty, fight for his honor and then start to cry!


Oh, we Irish lads are all infirm,

And our moods infect us like a germ

'Cause we're all the spawn of a pickled sperm...

And we don't tan well either.

...From a Drunken Irish Dad!!
 
itt a bunch of americans engage in cultural appropriation because the irish are the only minority you're allowed to abuse with impunity these days
at least they can't take our souls!
cos we don't have em!
 
Celebrating in the most American way possible!
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Happy St Paddy’s. I like the Irish people I’ve met IRL and Ireland but does anyone else find Irish social media annoying af, like constantly talking about US/UK politics and bitching about people especially anyone remotely successful?
 
Oh, every Irish person’s hooked on dope
And their heroin is all blessed by the pope
They mix it with cocaine
And inject it in their brain
I guess it helps the lazy bastards cope

Oh, Irish men pour whiskey on their meat
And they always wake up face down in the street
After booze goes down their throats
They all have sex with goats
So their kids have cloven hooves instead of feet

Oh, Irish people worship pagan rocks
And they all hide extra whiskey in their socks
Their priests are commie spies
And their nuns are really guys
Let’s chase them off with strong electric shocks
 
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