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mdrop22 said:
Bobby Lee. Quick rundown: He's a 5'5" Asian man, rumored to be a cuck (he has a smoking hot tall wife and everyone is suspicious), drug addict, and general weirdo desperate for attention. His new shtick is getting naked during his stand up routines.

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In this clip he describes how he was molested by a down syndrome man. On one hand yes he is trying to be funny but the story is supposedly true
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I wouldn't say it's a new shtick. I saw him in 2014 and he started stripping when the room got cold.
 
amy schumer is again accused of stealing jokes, this time from twitter
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LetterlandMafia said:
Apologies for the double post, but earlier I said Stewart Lee wasn't a lolcow; I've changed my mind. Earlier this year he wrote a blog where he made a list of everyone he hated, which included a literal no-named comedian who made a couple of tweets criticising him that got next to no engagement, but Lee evidently saw it and put him in his hate list along with the Taliban.

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Archive of Darrell's tweets before he deleted his account: https://archive.fo/2g3Xh

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He could of just been mean to Stewart Lee when he was asking for a interview.

Thats a very low bar for a lolcow

 
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BlaireWhitesBottom said:
Seinfeld is a member of the Synongogue of Satan, but hot damn is he a funny fuck and so is Larry David
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I strongly agree* with only one asterisk: It is regrettable that Jerry failed to stand by his Krame when Black hecklers put Michael Richards into the hot water.

If Jerry had added some racial epithets to his next stand-up set, he could have taken some heat off of Richards. He failed in his duty to a close former coworker/teammate of many years. It is shameful, yet consistent with his TV persona.

That aside, I find few problems with Sein or his comedy. Here is a blast from before the past:

 
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Shiawase said:
I strongly agree* with only one asterisk: It is regrettable that Jerry failed to stand by his Krame when Black hecklers put Michael Richards into the hot water.

If Jerry had added some racial epithets to his next stand-up set, he could have taken some heat off of Richards. He failed in his duty to a close former coworker/teammate of many years. It is shameful, yet consistent with his TV persona.

That aside, I find few problems with Sein or his comedy. Here is a blast from before the past:

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bro that fucking apology was so goddamn funny especially when seinfeld says its not, just makes it even funnier
 
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Speaking of Amy Schumer, did you hear that Miss Piggy herself has a hair-pulling disorder known as trichotillomania?
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It is technically an anxiety disorder. Interesting that she is just now coming out with this. Didn't she confess to molesting a family member in her book? or am I thinking of somebody else?

edit: yes, I am. That was Lena Dunham.
Strange Wilderness said:
Isn't that what Shoe has and why she wears a wig?
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I wonder if they've got anything else in common.
 
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20 Mule Team Lorax said:
It is technically an anxiety disorder. Interesting that she is just now coming out with this. Didn't she confess to molesting a family member in her book? or am I thinking of somebody else?
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You're thinking of Lena Dunham. I can see why you might get confused as the unfunny, obese white women all kind of run together after awhile.
 
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Speaking of Amy Schumer, did you hear that Miss Piggy herself has a hair-pulling disorder known as trichotillomania?
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Ha! Schumer has Shoe0nHead disorder?

20 Mule Team Lorax said:
It is technically an anxiety disorder. Interesting that she is just now coming out with this. Didn't she confess to molesting a family member in her book? or am I thinking of somebody else?

edit: yes, I am. That was Lena Dunham.

I wonder if they've got anything else in common.
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Easy mistake to make cause Schumer raped a guy by having sex with him while he was passing in and out of consciousness. According to one of her own standup bits. Even if you don't want to call it rape (which it definitely would be if the role of man and woman were reversed), the story was creepy as fuck.

They're both stupid lefties who are more successful than they deserve, so they have that in common.
 
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Mister Mint said:
What about Lisa Lampanelli?
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The best part about her “I like to fuck niggers because I’m a fat white chick” shtick is that Patrice O’Neal used to trigger the fuck out of her. The “queen of mean” couldn’t get on his level and she’d cry about him all the time.

I’ll bring up someone that hasn’t been mentioned yet: Bert Kreischer. He is a certified bullshitter, the type where they make something up and then their defense is “you had to be there, bro!” Bert’s claim to fame was being featured in a Rolling Stone story in the late 90s that led to the movie Van Wilder. Bert also made up some stories about hanging out with some crazy Russians and Tracy Morgan, the latter of which Jay Mohr stole and used for one of his bits. It could have been Carlos Mencia part 2 but I think everyone knew the stories were bullshit and to be fair, wasn’t that funny anyway. Jay’s career by that time was dead and gay too so not much was missed by not canceling him.

Bert’s style of comedy is talking really loud about getting drunk and of course, his fake stories. Without that, he has absolutely nothing. Stories about college from 25 years ago that likely didn’t happen anyway. He’s the Generation X Yakov Smirnoff, still doing his act unchanged. Nigga is on the wrong side of middle age but you can bet that 20 years from now he will still talk about beer bongs he had 50 years ago at college.
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
The best part about her “I like to fuck niggers because I’m a fat white chick” shtick is that Patrice O’Neal used to trigger the fuck out of her. The “queen of mean” couldn’t get on his level and she’d cry about him all the time.

I’ll bring up someone that hasn’t been mentioned yet: Bert Kreischer. He is a certified bullshitter, the type where they make something up and then their defense is “you had to be there, bro!” Bert’s claim to fame was being featured in a Rolling Stone story in the late 90s that led to the movie Van Wilder. Bert also made up some stories about hanging out with some crazy Russians and Tracy Morgan, the latter of which Jay Mohr stole and used for one of his bits. It could have been Carlos Mencia part 2 but I think everyone knew the stories were bullshit and to be fair, wasn’t that funny anyway. Jay’s career by that time was dead and gay too so not much was missed by not canceling him.

Bert’s style of comedy is talking really loud about getting drunk and of course, his fake stories. Without that, he has absolutely nothing. Stories about college from 25 years ago that likely didn’t happen anyway. He’s the Generation X Yakov Smirnoff, still doing his act unchanged. Nigga is on the wrong side of middle age but you can bet that 20 years from now he will still talk about beer bongs he had 50 years ago at college.
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Bert and Lisa both have the "loud equals funny" gimmick that gets old really fast. I blame Joe Rogan for Bert still having a career, not sure who to blame for Lisa.

To me good jokes come from unexpected places, from the unforeseen twists a bit can take. That Lisa Lampanelli has fucked a lot of black guys is neither unexpected nor particularly funny; she's a morbidly obese middle aged white woman, black dudes are the only ones left who want to fuck her.
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
The best part about her “I like to fuck niggers because I’m a fat white chick” shtick is that Patrice O’Neal used to trigger the fuck out of her. The “queen of mean” couldn’t get on his level and she’d cry about him all the time.
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This inspired me to look into what the fuck she's getting up to these days. Apparently she had a big meltdown and walked out on one of her last shows a little while ago when she was wrapping up her comedy career.
Didn't exactly take on a heckler like a 30 year veteran insult comic. And her response of "boy, she's fat" to the heckler shows how creative she got when she wasn't just spitting out vintage racist jokes.

 
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Mister Mint said:
This inspired me to look into what the fuck she's getting up to these days. Apparently she had a big meltdown and walked out on one of her last shows a little while ago when she was wrapping up her comedy career.
Didn't exactly take on a heckler like a 30 year veteran insult comic. And her response of "boy, she's fat" to the heckler shows how creative she got when she wasn't just spitting out vintage racist jokes.

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HAHAHA OH WOW

The best part has to be when she's yelling "you are a big mouth who clearly thinks I give a fuck what you think!" Yeah, Lisa, you ranting and screaming shows us pretty clearly that you don't care. That and the absolute gall of Lisa Lampanelli calling anyone else fat :story:

Her dumb ass had the majority of the crowd on her side and she managed to turn them against her. What a moron.
 
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