Stand-up Comedian Lolcows

[AngryItalianAmerican]

This inspired me to look into what the fuck she's getting up to these days. Apparently she had a big meltdown and walked out on one of her last shows a little while ago when she was wrapping up her comedy career.
Didn't exactly take on a heckler like a 30 year veteran insult comic. And her response of "boy, she's fat" to the heckler shows how creative she got when she wasn't just spitting out vintage racist jokes.

She can't improv to save her life.
That's why she was humiliated by Patrice and Rich Vos (of all people) on TV.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

>people are saying Bill Burr isn’t a cuck

He stole most of his persona from Patrice O’Neil, but lacked any of the integrity. Problem is that Patrice also was soft on his girl. Bill Burr is a manlet and his shtick is only funny if you never listened to Patrice.

Burr cites O'Neil all the time as an influence and isn't some secret.

Also this whole "tough guy persona on stage turns out to be a chill guy off reeeeee" thing is ridiculous. Complaining he's gone soft comes off as more immature projection. He's an old man with new perspectives on things, it's a natural part of life.

 

[Slimy Time]

Has anyone mentioned Brendan Schaub? I bring this up because he released another comedy special recently and well...

Rogan giving this guy a career has got to be one of the worst things to come out of JRE. He is a moron personified and if you do a deep dive on him, he is a bit of a cow. He's an anti-renaissance man. Done everything and kinda failed it it all. For those not in the know as to who he is. He got his start in the MMA scene as a heavyweight fighter. It didn't go great.

The result of this, unfortunately, was he became a frequent guest/co-host of Joe Rogan's JRE podcast. His appearance on JRE is really what kickstarted his career, where he became known for having an opinion, and then immediately changing it so that it agreed with whatever it is that Rogan said. There are clips of him saying one thing, Rogan going "I disagree", and then him going "yeah, guess you are right". Not great. He also became known during this podcast/fighter phase as being Ronda Rousey's ex boyfriend, which culminated at one point with him fighting in the ring with Travis Brown, Ronda's new BF/current husband, which he lost.

The key turning point of him being on JRE was "the intervention", where Joe Rogan basically laid it to him straight that he's not good at it, he's overestimating his abilities, and he's going to continue to get hurt badly if he continues. This intervention has is what set him on the path to hosting a podcast, becoming an unfunny stand up comic, and being the presence he is now.

His podcast and comedy career consists of him being horrifically uncharismatic, giving very bad takes and analysis on fighters and matchups (which given he himself is an ex fighter, you would think wouldn't be the case). Most infamously he was brought on as some kind of MMA influencer to explain why Conor McGregor would absolutely smash Mayweather in their boxing match, citing karate and other shit.

There is a whole deep dive that can be done on this guy and why he's both disliked and a meme, but I don't want to fry my brain watching this guy.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Burr cites O'Neil all the time as an influence and isn't some secret.

Also this whole "tough guy persona on stage turns out to be a chill guy off reeeeee" thing is ridiculous. Complaining he's gone soft comes off as more immature projection. He's an old man with new perspectives on things, it's a natural part of life.

He was always a bitch. His entire onstage persona was created after he failed as an actor. The only perspective he’s gained is seeing Nia railed through another corner of the closet.

 

[The FedEx Pope]

Better with no context

 

[c120]

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Better with no context

It's already gettin' there. Just watch it go.

 

[Wesley Willis]

Bobby Lee. Quick rundown: He's a 5'5" Asian man, rumored to be a cuck (he has a smoking hot tall wife and everyone is suspicious), drug addict, and general weirdo desperate for attention. His new shtick is getting naked during his stand up routines.

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In this clip he describes how he was molested by a down syndrome man. On one hand yes he is trying to be funny but the story is supposedly true

It's not a rumor. She calls him a cuck right to his face, as they have an open relationship. It's why he has relapsed several times since he met her. She's also driven a wedge between him and his brother.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

It's not a rumor. She calls him a cuck right to his face, as they have an open relationship. It's why he has relapsed several times since he met her. She's also driven a wedge between him and his brother.

I really wish I could say I saw it coming but in reality I was just surprised a woman that attractive was with Bobby. I'm a little surprised/not surprised to find out there's more to their story.

 

[Spud]

You're thinking of Lena Dunham. I can see why you might get confused as the unfunny, obese white women all kind of run together after awhile.

No. if they ran they wouldn't be obese silly

 

[General Disarray]

I really wish I could say I saw it coming but in reality I was just surprised a woman that attractive was with Bobby. I'm a little surprised/not surprised to find out there's more to their story.

Uh oh, hot dog!

(that's all I know about Bobby Lee. Sad to hear.)

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

More of a failed stand up but I'm suprised no one has mentioned Steven Crowder yet. A Canadian performing on a podcast with a room full of people paid to laugh at him lecturing conservatard America on how he's a true and honest straight man and really isn't gay at all. Not one bit. Super straight. Totally straight. None of the stories are true about him. He's a conservative just like you and really straight.

I wish Dave Landau would do his own thing as he's actually funny and is even better when he's not being held on a lease by a closet case god botherer.

 

[Jason Wynn]

How has no one said Gallagher yet?

For you young’uns, he was a prop comic in the 80s whose gimmick was smashing food with a sledgehammer. Somehow he got 14 specials on Showtime.

The dude has an ego the size of Jupiter and thinks he’s the pinnacle of stand up. He was listed as #100 in the 100 Greatest Stand Up Comedians special Comedy Central did years back and threw a giant temper tantrum because he wasn’t ranked higher. He’s known for berating and walking out on interviewers if they don’t kiss his ass constantly. He goes full boomer in “these damn kids don’t know what good comedy is anymore with their iPads and cellphones! You wouldn’t have comedy if it wasn’t for me!”

He’s gotten really angry and bitter, far cry from the goofy happy go lucky guy I used to watch as a kid

 

[Mountain Gorilla]

When "comedy" is subordinated to political ideology then it is not comedy - it is just your obnoxious opinion. That is nearly all female comedians these days, and the males are not much better. They are constant drama. Amy Schumer is the worst - bitch can't take a joke.

This is what a female comedian looks like:

 

[Meiwaku]

When "comedy" is subordinated to political ideology then it is not comedy - it is just your obnoxious opinion. That is nearly all female comedians these days, and the males are not much better. They are constant drama. Amy Schumer is the worst - bitch can't take a joke.

This is what a female comedian looks like:

She is so based. Honorary Kiwi.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Certainly the funniest thing I've ever seen a comedienne do:

I like the ad before this video for me was for Fall Guys.

 

[SITHRAK!]

I recently caught a snippet of some non-passing MTF troon comedian making a joke along the lines of “shopping is great for me because every time I buy something, it’s a trans-action”.

I decided the best course was to not try an internet search for him lest our data-hoarding overlords mistake it for actual interest and move him up a notch in the search rankings.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

None of these people (save maybe Tom Myers) are lolcows. They’re just comedians you don’t like.

Most of these comments are just spit-balling comedians who we don't like.

The only real lolcow comedian I've come across is Dan Nainan. He probably has a thread already and if he doesn't -- he sure in fuck should. The dude is legit crazy on so many levels it's actually pretty sad. He has been pretty quiet though after getting outted for lying about his age to big publications and even punching a reporter seconds after a set.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

More of a failed stand up but I'm suprised no one has mentioned Steven Crowder yet. A Canadian performing on a podcast with a room full of people paid to laugh at him lecturing conservatard America on how he's a true and honest straight man and really isn't gay at all. Not one bit. Super straight. Totally straight. None of the stories are true about him. He's a conservative just like you and really straight.

I wish Dave Landau would do his own thing as he's actually funny and is even better when he's not being held on a lease by a closet case god botherer.

calling him a fag because he only started having sex at 14 (when he got married) is a cop out, coomers don't realize this is the first guy to call Schumer a fat hack to her fucking face and he was able to do it because he wasn't being misled by every stand up faggots "Amy is super hot and funny dude" lies

its the same bullshit accusations from the same pro-tranny accounts. compared to Fuentes, Crowder as much of a chad as paul newman. I know you enjoy Blair White's comedy more than any cis man but for the rest of us Crowder is good enough for what he does.

I really wish I could say I saw it coming but in reality I was just surprised a woman that attractive was with Bobby. I'm a little surprised/not surprised to find out there's more to their story.

Bobby's rate for a weekend is 50k, look up how often he's touring. she's punching above her weight hardcore.

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

Idk if he’s been mentioned on this thread already, but Steve Hoftetter has to be the unfunniest douchebag in comedy.

I first caught wind of his miserable existence listening to the PKA podcast. He’s a frequent guest and he’s unanimously hated by their fanbase. I’ve actually never seen such a large portion of a podcast rally against a reoccurring guest, it’s kind of incredible.

Steve is spineless, preachy, douchey; but most of all Steve is unfunny. His whole persona revolves around “epically shutting down hecklers”, yet he malds for 17 minutes when some random user on the PKA subreddit points out he has a big forehead. Seventeen minutes. And what’s worse is the entire time while he’s complaining, he swears up and down he’s not offended and he “just thinks it’s funny”, despite being visibly angry the entire time.

Despite his paper-thin skin, this Jewish gingerbread thinks he’s second only to Jimmy Carr in regards to his ability to shut hecklers down. Hard to believe if you’re chimping out when someone says you got a big forehead. He also likes to have bad opinions, like when he swore the bloodthirsty, murder-hounds known as pitbulls dindu nuffin and are completely harmless, despite being shown a litany of reputable sources that show facts to the contrary.

So not only is he funny as cancer, he’s also a 100% smoothbrain.

 

[Heckler1]

I've got a name for you all. Jim Jeffries. Kangaroo Fucker who started out as an edgy crass comedian who sold out to be a lefty mouthpiece. He even had an incredibly unfunny late show were he would mock conservatives and chop up interviews to make himself look better. Turns out (like all male feminists) he roofied a 17 old girl and bragged about it on a podcast. As far as I know he never recovered from being exposed as a predator, and hopefully got killed by a wallaby or something.