Stand-up Comedian Lolcows

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

I've got a name for you all. Jim Jeffries. Kangaroo Fucker who started out as an edgy crass comedian who sold out to be a lefty mouthpiece. He even had an incredibly unfunny late show were he would mock conservatives and chop up interviews to make himself look better. Turns out (like all male feminists) he roofied a 17 old girl and bragged about it on a podcast. As far as I know he never recovered from being exposed as a predator, and hopefully got killed by a wallaby or something.

You're a fucking idiot if you think Jim Jeffries is anything but a washed up hack. He's an abusive piece of shit who preyed on a 17 year old girl, and he deserves to rot in hell for it. I hope someone beats the ever-loving shit out of him and leaves him bleeding in the street. Joe Rogan is right - this guy is a scumbag predator, and he needs to be stopped.

 

[L50LasPak]

do these guys count

 

[Megaroad 2012]

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do these guys count

What is happening here?

 

[NOT a Loaded Gun]

You're a fucking idiot if you think Jim Jeffries is anything but a washed up hack. He's an abusive piece of shit who preyed on a 17 year old girl, and he deserves to rot in hell for it. I hope someone beats the ever-loving shit out of him and leaves him bleeding in the street. Joe Rogan is right - this guy is a scumbag predator, and he needs to be stopped.

Man, I was downright giddy hearing about that faggot Jeffries finally getting the type of attention he really deserves. As a comic, he fucking sucked. You could see his self-righteousness/better-than-thou attitude seeping out of his early work, no matter how carefully he tried to hide it. I think he finally snapped when Trump took office or sometime around then.

 

[Gunterator]

Steve is spineless, preachy, douchey; but most of all Steve is unfunny. His whole persona revolves around “epically shutting down hecklers”, yet he malds for 17 minutes when some random user on the PKA subreddit points out he has a big forehead.

I have no idea why people find him funny and for some reason all the no name stand up comedians from LA are all just like him. When taylor from pka the retard they hire for a tax break is funnier then you dont do stand-up you aren't funny.

 

[Grand_Ole_Ostritch]

Man, I was downright giddy hearing about that faggot Jeffries finally getting the type of attention he really deserves. As a comic, he fucking sucked. You could see his self-righteousness/better-than-thou attitude seeping out of his early work, no matter how carefully he tried to hide it. I think he finally snapped when Trump took office or sometime around then.

Jim Jeffries was always just a less funny, Australian Doug Stanhope.

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

I have no idea why people find him funny and for some reason all the no name stand up comedians from LA are all just like him. When taylor from pka the retard they hire for a tax break is funnier then you dont do stand-up you aren't funny.

Taylor is legitamitely witty and whips Steve comedically.

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

calling him a fag because he only started having sex at 14 (when he got married) is a cop out, coomers don't realize this is the first guy to call Schumer a fat hack to her fucking face and he was able to do it because he wasn't being misled by every stand up faggots "Amy is super hot and funny dude" lies

its the same bullshit accusations from the same pro-tranny accounts. compared to Fuentes, Crowder as much of a chad as paul newman. I know you enjoy Blair White's comedy more than any cis man but for the rest of us Crowder is good enough for what he does.

Cope, sithe, dilate

e got a name for you all. Jim Jeffries. Kangaroo Fucker who started out as an edgy crass comedian who sold out to be a lefty mouthpiece. He even had an incredibly unfunny late show were he would mock conservatives and chop up interviews to make himself look better. Turns out (like all male feminists) he roofied a 17 old girl and bragged about it on a podcast. As far as I know he never recovered from being exposed as a predator, and hopefully got killed by a wallaby or something.

Jefferies is an absolute sell out cunt but having drug fuelled consensual sex with a hot 17 year old gets high fives over here in chad Europe and
not the weird condemnation virgin Americans thinks it should get.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Cope, sithe, dilate

so you admit to beig a tranny?

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

so you admit to beig a tranny?

Who isn't these days? Get with the times, grandad. Go groom some kids too,

 

[Jason Wynn]

Go groom some kids too,

Seems you’re the one doing that if you’re this ecstatic about someone fucking a minor.

Lemme guess, you’re one of those “it’s not pedophilia! It’s ephebophilia and TOTALLY different, guiz!” apologists you see all the time on Reddit

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

Seems you’re the one doing that if you’re this ecstatic about someone fucking a minor.

Lemme guess, you’re one of those “it’s not pedophilia! It’s ephebophilia and TOTALLY different, guiz!” apologists you see all the time on Reddit

Not a minor. The world isn't the USA.

 

[KingFriko]

Not a minor. The world isn't the USA.

You know this thread is for lolcows who do standup, right? Until you touch a microphone and film it, stop posting unfunny garbage in here and shitting up the thread. Cheers.

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

You know this thread is for lolcows who do standup, right? Until you touch a microphone and film it, stop posting unfunny garbage in here and shitting up the thread. Cheers.

You will never be a woman.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

You will never be a woman.

Will you ever post something interesting or funny that actually contributes to a thread? That's the real question.

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

Will you ever post something interesting or funny that actually contributes to a thread? That's the real question.

You could just stop replying to me.

 

[NOT a Loaded Gun]

It's difficult for me to admit it, but Bill Burr really is a cow. And I kind of feel sorry for the dude as he married the wrong chick. Women ruin everything.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

It's difficult for me to admit it, but Bill Burr really is a cow. And I kind of feel sorry for the dude as he married the wrong chick. Women ruin everything.

The stuff someone mentioned earlier in the thread about him being cucked by Nia seems credible, made me consider that maybe he really had fallen far. Someone else made some decent counterpoints, so I was back on the fence about him. Then I tried to watch Friends Who Kill and yeah, I'm thinking he's changed and not for the better

 

[Wesley Willis]

The stuff someone mentioned earlier in the thread about him being cucked by Nia seems credible, made me consider that maybe he really had fallen far. Someone else made some decent counterpoints, so I was back on the fence about him. Then I tried to watch Friends Who Kill and yeah, I'm thinking he's changed and not for the better

Everything that was part of the Netflix is a Joke festival was pure garbage.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

More of a failed stand up but I'm suprised no one has mentioned Steven Crowder yet. A Canadian performing on a podcast with a room full of people paid to laugh at him lecturing conservatard America on how he's a true and honest straight man and really isn't gay at all. Not one bit. Super straight. Totally straight. None of the stories are true about him. He's a conservative just like you and really straight.

I wish Dave Landau would do his own thing as he's actually funny and is even better when he's not being held on a lease by a closet case god botherer.

I like Crowder.
But he does have that frat dude bro douche bag vibe and he likes to go on a sperging tangent now and then.
The gay stuff is bullshit. I watched his show on and off for years and never got even an inkling that's he's gay.
And he is a conservative through and through. If Crowder doesn't match the conservative checkpoint, then fuck all, nobody is a conservative.