Stand-up Comedian Lolcows

You should have seen what he said after mitzi shore, a woman he was very close to died, while Pauly was his land lord.



Note that he didn't delete the tweet (obviously). He was banned from Twitter.

If there's any justice, Mitzi Shore won't be allowed into heaven until she showcases for all the comics she drove to suicide. #RIPMitzi #GiveGodTheLight

— Ari Shaffir (@AriShaffir) April 11, 2018
 
The stuff someone mentioned earlier in the thread about him being cucked by Nia seems credible, made me consider that maybe he really had fallen far. Someone else made some decent counterpoints, so I was back on the fence about him. Then I tried to watch Friends Who Kill and yeah, I'm thinking he's changed and not for the better *sigh*
You almost have to feel sorry for him, as he picked a decidedly bad time for this sort of thing. Either he has to live with the humiliation of raising a child that is obviously not his, or he can get canceled for not raising and loving that future astronaut/lawyer/doctor like his own blood. But then you remember that he's become a part of the cancer that is LA and Hollywood and remind yourself that nah, he pretty much made his bed on this one.

All for a woman that didn't even take his name. Holy goddamn shit.
 
I’m surprised Limmy doesn’t have a thread. He’s an absolute cunt in real life. He gets pegged by his wife own the Tories.
 
I’m surprised Limmy doesn’t have a thread. He’s an absolute cunt in real life. He gets pegged by his wife own the Tories.
Can you document this? Googling for "Limmy gets pegged" doesn't produce any useful results.
Does anyone know why he's considered so funny? Is there some earlier material that was funny that people are recalling even though he's long since settled into cheap laughs?
Maybe I don't find him funny because I'm not a porridge-nigger.
 
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Finally found the Bill Burr 4chan posts again. Holy shit every picture where he's looking at the camera just screams "if only you knew how bad things really are"

And the posts about the coal baby are from 2017, meaning the kid is around 5 or 6 now. Meaning they won't be able to keep it out of the limelight for much longer. It's either going to want to get into acting like mommy and daddy or it's gonna start running its dicklicker about Blompf. Either way we're getting a show, and I don't mean one Netflix will wanna pick up.
 
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Jim Bruer (sp)

Guy used to at least be passable, but now he's gone full "I think just regurgitating right wing rhetoric and preaching while making funny faces and fart noises is comedy!"



I still like him as a person because of his past work and he told my favorite Norm story ever, but I can't stand by his recent stand up at all.

 
I’m pretty sure 99% of Jim Breuer’s appeal is the stories he likes to tell about other, funnier comedians.

Regarding Bill Burr, most comedians are insecure fuckups by their own admission, not surprising that he ended up with a negress and a kid that likely isn’t his. If comedians applied logic to their lives, they wouldn’t be comedians.
 
I’m pretty sure 99% of Jim Breuer’s appeal is the stories he likes to tell about other, funnier comedians.

Regarding Bill Burr, most comedians are insecure fuckups by their own admission, not surprising that he ended up with a negress and a kid that likely isn’t his. If comedians applied logic to their lives, they wouldn’t be comedians.
Yeah. It might be the result of some kind of parasocial relationship but for me it just sucks when someone I like's life seems to be going poorly or on a downswing. But hey, if he is legitimately happy with where he is in life and his relationship with Nia, then fuck it, that's good enough.

Still going to laugh at the idea of him being a cuck but at least I won't feel as bad if he's happy.
 
Jim Breuer seems like a nice enough guy but he stinks. He became second fiddle in Half-Baked and has been riding on telling stories about other people being funny and yapping about Metallica since. His act really has nothing to it. He's like those TikTok retards who make funny faces and zoom in their camera to be "funny".
 
Amy shoemer is a pretty obvious lolcow and is one of the few comedycows that I find interesting because unlike other ones i come cross nobody seems to find Amy shoemer funny bet more people laugh at a-logs old stand up shows then they did Amy's I know she hasn't been talked about much since 2016. But she is still interesting to me regardless
 
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Finally found the Bill Burr 4chan posts again. Holy shit every picture where he's looking at the camera just screams "if only you knew how bad things really are"

And the posts about the coal baby are from 2017, meaning the kid is around 5 or 6 now. Meaning they won't be able to keep it out of the limelight for much longer. It's either going to want to get into acting like mommy and daddy or it's gonna start running its dicklicker about Blompf. Either way we're getting a show, and I don't mean one Netflix will wanna pick up.
Maybe it's from a lack of chronic exposure, but Nia isn't really that bad. She seemed like she could take a joke (mostly) and I definitely agree with her position that liberal White women are a pox on humanity. Honestly, good for Billy boy at finding someone. he's definitely past his prime, and so long as she doesn't completely fuck him in a divorce, best of luck.

As for comedy cows, anyone mention Tom Myers, Stavros Halkias, or Ian Fidance yet?
 
Jake Flores is also quite a cow. (See: cum cookies.) Geno Bisconte is the particulary pathetic arm of Compound Media.
I mean, most of the alt comedy scene definitely is, but that's way too long a list. Aside from the pseudo accusation Jake Flores groomed a downie and spends his time engaging in twitter spats, he hasn't made a name for himself leeching onto cows like Hasanabi, fucking trannies and pretending he's not clearly gay, or being a delusional Bill Hicks ripoff but somehow even less funny.
 
Aside from the very obvious ones like Andy Dick, Hannah Gadsby, Adam Conover, Carlos Mencia, Joe Rogan, Amy Schumer, Janeane Garofalo, Tig Notaro, etc.?

Dane Cook is a borderline example of a lolcow, though he thankfully faded from relevance and even at his worst, he was simply a lolcalf who lucked out by being at the exact right place and the exact right time in the pop culture. The guy was still an unfunny joke thief but that's mild compared to today's comedians.

At one point, he was like the worst thing ever in comedy alongside Mencia and he's still an unfunny hack even in retrospect but guys like Gadsby and Conover have proven to be a lot worse.

I think part of what helped Dane Cook was that he was just smart enough to know when his fifteen minutes of fame were completely over and he quietly fucked off after his romcoms flopped.
 
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