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Stabmaster Arson II said:
You know who started the first coffee shops, right?
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You fucker. You made me look. It's the goddamn Ottoman Turks for anyone unsure.

I was really worried I was going to have to start telling my coffee maker "no" when it was insisting it only ran on pennies.
 
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Meiwaku said:
You fucker. You made me look. It's the goddamn Ottoman Turks for anyone unsure.

I was really worried I was going to have to start telling my coffee maker "no" when it was insisting it only ran on pennies.
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Merchants from Damascus? Open your eyes.
 
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Stabmaster Arson II said:
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Merchants from Damascus? Open your eyes.
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Oh fuck no...no no... I found this article here's some highlights....

Coffee became a highly prized treasure for the Ottomans. They would ship coffee from Yemen to Suez, then transport it by camel to Alexandria. From there, French and Venetian traders supplied the Middle East and Europe; many of these traders, particularly those from Venice, were Jewish. So profitable was coffee as a commodity that the Ottomans forbade anyone from exporting coffee trees or viable seeds. The only coffee seeds they allowed out of Yemen had to be partially cooked, preventing them from being grown elsewhere
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In the 1600s, smugglers managed to take un-cooked coffee seeds out of Yemen, growing them in India. In 1616, an intrepid Dutch explorer managed to smuggle a whole coffee tree out of Aden and transport it to Holland. Soon, coffee was being grown in a number of Dutch colonies, including Ceylon, Java, Sumatra, Timor and Bali. For years, the Netherlands controlled the international coffee market. Jewish merchants, who were already familiar with the coffee trade, began to sell coffee directly to the public in coffee houses: a new invention by Jews in Europe.
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As coffee drinking reached Europe, it was Jewish merchants who often brought the beverage to new cities. The first coffee house in Europe was opened in 1632 in Livorno, Italy, by a Jewish merchant. England’s first coffee house was the Angel Inn in Oxford, opened in 1650 by an immigrant from Lebanon who was known as “Jacob the Jew”. Four years later, a Jew named Cirques Jobson opened a second Oxford coffee house, the Queen’s Lane Coffee House, the oldest still-running coffee house anywhere in the world. Jews, along with Armenian, Turkish and Greek traders, set up coffee houses in France, Holland, and elsewhere in Europe
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Jews faced some anti-Semitic laws to limit their reach in the coffee world. The Italian city of Verona forbade Jews from serving coffee to women. In Germany, according to the Israeli historian Robert Liberles, some authorities tried to ban the coffee trade outright, though eventually Germany became home to a robust cafe culture, much of it created by Jews.
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Today, some of America’s most recognizable coffee and cafe brands, including Chock Full O Nuts and Starbucks, were founded by Jews.
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Tl;dr- Jews got their hands on smuggled coffee beans (read: likely smuggled it themselves) and peddled it and opened coffee houses in Europe. They made cafe culture and are prominent leaders in the coffee peddling community.

There's jews in the coffee.

Every. Single. Time.
 
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Stabmaster Arson II said:
I hope you're not a fan of usury, foreskins or lying.
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Speaking of foreskins, have you seen American coping with foreskin restoration? You like wear a tugging thing over your dick and you end up with what looks like a loose sleeve, piece of rigatoni, or a bread bag that needs a twist tie. Take your pick. Arguably a worse result than just letting Moloch have it.
 
Meiwaku said:
Speaking of foreskins, have you seen American coping with foreskin restoration? You like wear a tugging thing over your dick and you end up with what looks like a loose sleeve, piece of rigatoni, or a bread bag that needs a twist tie. Take your pick. Arguably a worse result than just letting Moloch have it.
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It's funny, but honestly I'd be livid. I hope for them there's some kinda regrow it using stem cell technology thing on the way.
 
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Begemot said:
What is it with Americans getting circumcised as a matter of course? It's really really weird.
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It started up after WW2 when it was used as a method of Jewish identification. They pushed it on the populace so it woukd be easier to hide.
Source: the akashic record. Also I made it up, but it's true.
 
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Grab ya cocks, when you see Nick F
Call the cops, when you see Nick F, uh
You threw a burger, but ya punks didn't finish
Now ya bout to feel the wrath of an anorexic menace
catbois, we hit em' up
 
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The Jews reattached my foreskin as punishment for sexing the rabbis daughter.
 
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AltisticRight said:
So you're telling me the Jews blew up my coffee machine specifically so I have to buy coffee from a café?

Edit: I did end up getting the Ethiopian single origin blend.
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Holy shit.
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The Jews sold you a Jewish coffee machine with planned obsolescence. Once its goyim detection unit saw you were a gentile, it initiated self destruct sequence as a way of getting revenge for the holocaust. You lived, but the jews still win as you were driven to a Jewish coffee shop to have more shekels extracted.

All this because you were addicted to the Jewish drug coffee, specifically spread to destroy nations.
 
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