Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

In the late 90s nigger fatigue hadn't set in fully so it was acceptable. Imagine if DS9 was made today: The Sisko would be a ratchet black woman who constantly lectured everyone while clapping her hands between syllables. O'Brien and Bashir would be gay for each other in the first two episodes. Jadzia would be a tranny Tril played by a tranny. Kira would be a played by a muslim and would be scissoring tranny Jadzia. Quark would be the main antagonist because he wanted to make a profit.
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Dukat would be the only white guy in this, and he'll be written as an incompetent IQ60 retard. The Cardassians are all moustache twirling space-Hitlers, except for the gay ones. They are wholesome. The only thing that likely would remain unchanged is the Dominion, but they'd stress the "it's actually space zionists/Israel"-angle more.
 
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Dukat would be the only white guy in this, and he'll be written as an incompetent IQ60 retard. The Cardassians are all moustache twirling space-Hitlers, except for the gay ones. They are wholesome. The only thing that likely would remain unchanged is the Dominion, but they'd stress the "it's actually space zionists/Israel"-angle more.
The Dominion wouldn't be the antagonist, it'd be the Ferengi. They'd be portrayed as even more villainous and evil than Captain Planet villains. Every episode would be the woke DS9 crew would defeat them through the power of wokeness and spend twenty minutes lecturing the Ferengi, who are stand-ins for the audience, about the evils of capitalism, profit, and having police officers. When Worf joins the crew he'll be vegan and wear a dress because Hollywood loves putting niggers in dresses.
 
The Dominion wouldn't be the antagonist, it'd be the Ferengi. They'd be portrayed as even more villainous and evil than Captain Planet villains. Every episode would be the woke DS9 crew would defeat them through the power of wokeness and spend twenty minutes lecturing the Ferengi, who are stand-ins for the audience, about the evils of capitalism, profit, and having police officers. When Worf joins the crew he'll be vegan and wear a dress because Hollywood loves putting niggers in dresses.
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This is so bad, it has a chance of being realised. Why are you unleashing man-made horrors beyond my comprehension? Why?
 
The Dominion wouldn't be the antagonist, it'd be the Ferengi. They'd be portrayed as even more villainous and evil than Captain Planet villains. Every episode would be the woke DS9 crew would defeat them through the power of wokeness and spend twenty minutes lecturing the Ferengi, who are stand-ins for the audience, about the evils of capitalism, profit, and having police officers. When Worf joins the crew he'll be vegan and wear a dress because Hollywood loves putting niggers in dresses.
No, the enemy would be the Federation.
 
The only thing that likely would remain unchanged is the Dominion, but they'd stress the "it's actually space zionists/Israel"-angle more.
This is barely related, but the Dominion was really under-utilized in Star Trek. The writers envisioned them as an anti-Federation, yet we only ever meet a handful of species, three of who are the government, the bureaucrats, and the soldiers. I guess TV budget didn't allow for more aliens, but it would have been cool to see an enemy faction just as diverse as the Federation, just with the complete opposite values when it came to political freedom.
 
It would have been cool to see an enemy faction just as diverse as the Federation, just with the complete opposite values when it came to political freedom.

That's really what Voyager should have found, not the Kazon. Maybe even the home territory of the First Federation from that one TOS episode with Clint Howard.
 
Wasn't the Dominion created for the sole purpose of annihilating solids so as to protect the founders?

Their alliances were temporary at best (I assume unbeknownst to said allies), hardly an evil Federation.
The Dominion was created to control the solids so they could never threaten the changelings. And it was the writers themselves who said "anti-Federation" when they were coming up with it. I just think it would have been an interesting direction to explore.

That's really what Voyager should have found, not the Kazon. Maybe even the home territory of the First Federation from that one TOS episode with Clint Howard.
There's a lot of things Voyager should have done differently. Like take its own premise seriously...
 
This is barely related, but the Dominion was really under-utilized in Star Trek. The writers envisioned them as an anti-Federation, yet we only ever meet a handful of species, three of who are the government, the bureaucrats, and the soldiers. I guess TV budget didn't allow for more aliens, but it would have been cool to see an enemy faction just as diverse as the Federation, just with the complete opposite values when it came to political freedom.
We do see a couple of other Dominion members. The Dosi those big red faced dudes were Dominion members as well the Kareema which was the wrinkly faced guy played by James Cromwell that gets stuck with Quark next to a Dominion Torpedo.

The Sonas, which were the villains in the very mid Star Trek Insurrection were also Dominion members.

Also while it's not said on the show, it's part of the development bible that the people who were hunting Tosk were Dominion members, in fact the Tosk race was allegedly a gift to them and they're based on the Gem'Hadar. That's why Tosk could shroud like a Gem'Hadar.
 
Their alliances were temporary at best (I assume unbeknownst to said allies), hardly an evil Federation.
Yea this whole “Dominion = dark mirror of the Federation” thing is just surface Trek analysis, You might as well say the Borg are a “dark Federation”

There’s a grain of truth in it: The Founders invite you to sit at the big table, except if you don’t sign this treaty then they hit you with the space ebola. The Vulcans are supposed to be the rational diplomats, the Vorta are like the real life version.

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Jem’Hadar are like Klingons with the brakes cut. The Klingons at least believe in some stupid beer-hall afterlife. The Jem’Hadar are nihilist crash-test dummies. Klingons actually get spooked by them because it’s like fighting a dead man.
 
Yea this whole “Dominion = dark mirror of the Federation” thing is just surface Trek analysis, You might as well say the Borg are a “dark Federation”

There’s a grain of truth in it: The Founders invite you to sit at the big table, except if you don’t sign this treaty then they hit you with the space ebola. The Vulcans are supposed to be the rational diplomats, the Vorta are like the real life version.

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Jem’Hadar are like Klingons with the brakes cut. The Klingons at least believe in some stupid beer-hall afterlife. The Jem’Hadar are nihilist crash-test dummies. Klingons actually get spooked by them because it’s like fighting a dead man.
I loved the Vorta and Jem'Hadar ngl. I feel like they were really good additions to the universe and added a interesting flavor to the hierarchy of the Founders.
 
I loved the Vorta and Jem'Hadar ngl. I feel like they were really good additions to the universe and added a interesting flavor to the hierarchy of the Founders.
To make the Dominion a true bizarro Federation they should have had the Founders genetically engineering every species in the Dominion to serve them. Vortas are the government administrator, another race be engineered to be officers, Jemmies are the foot soldiers. You could have a story about the Vorta hating the Spoonheads because the Founders want to engineer them to replace the Vortas.
 
This is both the funniest and most true thing I'm going to read today.
I can’t remember the title right now but there’s this episode where Jake is doing his little Hemingway thing in a trench someplace. The Klingons are about to roll up and apparently their big gimmick in this theater is running into MAS*H and bayonetting everybody with bat’leths so they can die “with honor.” And the Starfleet guys are clutching pearls.

Meanwhile the Jem’Hadar phasers shoot you and pump you full of anticoagulant so you bleed out like a hog. No “Qapla’!”, just zap!

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The Klingon High Council would never.:punished:
 
The weapons in Star Trek generally don't make any sense. In some cases, they hit you with a ball of energy and leave a hole. In others, they vaporize you. An anticoagulant agent makes sense if you know your weapon won't instantly kill - a hit is good enough - but we see Dominion weapons totally fucking vaporize dudes in one situation and simply blast a hole in them in other situations.
 
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