Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

[Clown College 2nd Year]

It's absolutely not a coincidence that this is now Dax.

It's just to spite beauty and white people. Dis shit ours now, cracka.

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Man, this shit is a little more soul crushing and malevolent than most of the race swaps they pull. I do kind of wonder how Terry feels about it she is pretty liberal after all.

 

[E. Knee as Weapon - Cont.]

Maybe it's just a coincidence that the most libtarded Star Trek yet is also the most aesthetically revolting.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

Maybe it's just a coincidence that the most libtarded Star Trek yet is also the most aesthetically revolting.

Nah. Look at what kind of dysgenic uggos led the French revolution. Absolute genetic trash. That said, Khan did nothing wrong.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Nah. Look at what kind of dysgenic uggos led the French revolution. Absolute genetic trash. That said, Khan did nothing wrong.

It still kills me that Kirk keeps tripping over the most famous guys from Earth history. Khan, Zefram Cochrane, Abraham Lincoln, the Greek god Apollo...



I love that Kirk line where he says "we can admire [Khan] and fight against him at the same time." Like Khan ranks pretty low on history's worst tyrants, the kind of guy liberals call "a mixed bag".

 

[Commander X]

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Psyops like GamerGate engineered by Jeffery Epstein and associates are why you don't like this show, according to leftists.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

What the heck is this?!

SMASHED AND SLAMMED
FEDLINE
3 X TERRA
2 X RISA
4 X BIOMEMETIC GEL

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Keep The Sisko's name out of your fucking mouth!

Didn't Cassidy learn what happened to him firsthand?

Of course one of the writers wrote themselves to be a Dax. Nevermind symbiotes don't live for over a thousand years.

Somehow a human becoming a host in Discovery is starting to make sense.

Jay-den in a skirt.

That uniform looks so cheap. It's like the blew all the budget on craft services.

Why would they spend so much money on th--oh...

Yeah but if Voyager had been better written, most of the marquis crew members would have been at least a little bit shifty. (like Brad Dourif)

I still love how Chakotay just let a mass murderer into his band of merry men prior to joining Voyager's crew.

It still kills me that Kirk keeps tripping over the most famous guys from Earth history. Khan, Zefram Cochrane, Abraham Lincoln, the Greek god Apollo...

What about that one lady who accidentally helped Hitler win WWII?

 

[Xev]

Taking bets on how many random couches you think Chancellor Holly Hunter will awkwardly lounge on this season.

 

[Captain Syrup]

What about that one lady who accidentally helped Hitler win WWII?

McCoy starts tweaking on his own meds. He falls into a time portal like it’s a puddle outside a gas station. And then he NFL-tackles a peace activist... Kirk has to learn that sometimes you gotta let a woman get hit by a car for the greater good.

But there wasn’t some flower power movement yet. They’re acting like she’s MLK or something. She’s not! She's handing out flyers.

This is Boomer fanfiction. If Shatner wasn’t acting like he’s on stage at the Globe Theatre, it would be a very expensive coincidence machine.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4fXTnc79twE
McCoy starts tweaking on his own meds. He falls into a time portal like it’s a puddle outside a gas station. And then he NFL-tackles a peace activist... Kirk has to learn that sometimes you gotta let a woman get hit by a car for the greater good.

But there wasn’t some flower power movement yet. They’re acting like she’s MLK or something. She’s not! She's handing out flyers.

This is Boomer fanfiction. If Shatner wasn’t acting like he’s on stage at the Globe Theatre, it would be a very expensive coincidence machine.

Fair enough, I just wasn't sure if she counted since she technically played a major role in history.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Fair enough, I just wasn't sure if she counted since she technically played a major role in history.

I think Keeler counts here, because I was also lumping in fictional historical figures.

Obviously they’re working with a TV budget, so you’re gonna see a lot of Earth. But the thing that’s funny is that this is exactly the kind of things you normally see in prequels. I’m pretty sure Jonathan Archer (remember, the first President of the Federation) did not personally bump into anywhere near as many foundational figures as Kirk did.

 

[Welf Welf]

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Same energy as this old classic:

 

[Miller]

Same energy as this old classic:

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>when the obese hologram opens the Orb ark

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

>when the obese hologram opens the Orb ark

Pringles make us go. We are smart.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

So the new host for the Dax symbiote is half Cardassian? Would the symbiote hate Cardies after one of its hosts dying to one?

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

So the new host for the Dax symbiote is half Cardassian? Would the symbiote hate Cardies after one of its hosts dying to one?

Not only that. The worm would hate what has happened to the Klingon Empire: "Only niggers and faggots are called Jay'Den!"

I wouldn't mind a story about 32nd century Dax trying to make things right, Palpatine-style.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

McCoy starts tweaking on his own meds. He falls into a time portal like it’s a puddle outside a gas station. And then he NFL-tackles a peace activist... Kirk has to learn that sometimes you gotta let a woman get hit by a car for the greater good.

But there wasn’t some flower power movement yet. They’re acting like she’s MLK or something. She’s not! She's handing out flyers.

This is Boomer fanfiction. If Shatner wasn’t acting like he’s on stage at the Globe Theatre, it would be a very expensive coincidence machine.

tbh City's story really isn't very good even with Ellison's original version with the junkies on the 1701

 

[OutInTheRain]

Not only that. The worm would hate what has happened to the Klingon Empire: "Only niggers and faggots are called Jay'Den!"

I wouldn't mind a story about 32nd century Dax trying to make things right, Palpatine-style.

I would love to see a nearly thousand year old Dax go all Gunnery Sgt Hartman channeling the disappointment of every WW2 Veteran who lived to see current year. Just full old man rage let loose.

I could just see it, Dax giving a special guest lecture to Starfleet students. Spying the half-Klingon, half-Jem'Hadar. The slow pan as their head turns to Gayden and the knife hand comes up and the lecture begins with "Every second you let that abomination live, you dishonor your House and the Empire. I did not fight four wars against the Dominion so you could just let one walk in here and sully an XXXL Starfleet uniform." Head then pans to autistic hologram. "Alright, whoever programs these things should be ashamed of themselves. Find out who made that, and then tell them to make it hot...you know what make it me when I was Ezri Dax, circa end of the First Dominion War and send it to my quarters. After you all hear what I am about to say. You're all gonna think I can go fuck myself and you know what...I'm gonna get all Tom Paris in that."

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

I would love to see a nearly thousand year old Dax go all Gunnery Sgt Hartman channeling the disappointment of every WW2 Veteran who lived to see current year. Just full old man rage let loose.

"That's right, Cadet Retard, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If the Prophets would have wanted you up there they would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't they!"

 

[OutInTheRain]

"That's right, Cadet Retard, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If the Prophets would have wanted you up there they would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't they!"

*Looks around at the fat cadets.*
"Didn't know we were recruiting Pakleds now. Whoever programs the calorie restrictions on the Replicator, they're fired. Boldly go where no man has gone before does not include the buffet."