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Need to redo the "raping Indiana Jones on a pinball machine" South Park skit, only have it with Kurtzman and Akiva Goldsman raping Spock, because that's all they've been doing this season.
More like kurtzman and goldsman raping spock over a pinball machine while shatner sits in the corner singing mr tambourine man and takei turns to the audience and says oh my

At this rate its pretty much what they're doing anyway

40 Year Old Boomer said:
Encounter at Far Point: Do not judge us by our past for we have risen beyond our base savagery and are now enlightened explorers and seekers of knowledge.
Very next episode: I was five when I learned to evade the rape gangs.
To be fair it was probably a colony founded by the british that went to shit. It certainly fits and they do love their rape gangs. Plus we already saw that irish colony run by drunks, so it fits

Miller said:
Didn't she play Moogie on DS9 one time?
No but i'm pretty sure she fucked odo
 
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Hey, do you want to realize there was still a small small part of you that was alive with hope and feel that tiny bit want to die?
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Do the retards making Kurtzman Trek not know that Vulcans are vegan? I know he was turned into a human or whatever but that doesn't mean he's going to start pounding down double bacon cheeseburgers. The whole "OMG BaCoN!!!11!!!" shit was started by the pork industry because bacon sales were plummeting since it's one of the most unhealthy meat products available.
 
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Do the retards making Kurtzman Trek not know that Vulcans are vegan? I know he was turned into a human or whatever but that doesn't mean he's going to start pounding down double bacon cheeseburgers. The whole "OMG BaCoN!!!11!!!" shit was started by the pork industry because bacon sales were plummeting since it's one of the most unhealthy meat products available.
They're not vegan they're vegetarian as a general rule, but even then its only so far as its logical to do so. They do eat meat at times, but its usually a survival sort of situation. Spock has eaten meat on screen at least once in tos
 
They're not vegan they're vegetarian as a general rule, but even then its only so far as its logical to do so. They do eat meat at times, but its usually a survival sort of situation. Spock has eaten meat on screen at least once in tos
That makes more sense. I thought T'pol was a vegan for some reason. Vulcans also don't eat with their hands so that's another thing SNW fucked up.
 
That makes more sense. I thought T'pol was a vegan for some reason. Vulcans also don't eat with their hands so that's another thing SNW fucked up.
I mean, most people on Earth can't even digest lactose, so I assume Vulcans can't and therefore for all intents and purposes they are vegan. Spock's mom was while though, so he can probably down a cheese pizza.
 
I was bored in work thinking about the Hollywood writers being on strike and how AI could do a better job. I asked ChatGPT to write me an episode of Star Trek where Sisko and Picard team up and it wasn't that bad

Title: "Alliance in the Stars"

Synopsis: In this special crossover episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and Star Trek: The Next Generation, Captain Jean-Luc Picard and Captain Benjamin Sisko must set aside their differences and team up when a mysterious anomaly threatens to destroy the fabric of space-time itself. The fate of the galaxy rests in their hands as they combine the strengths of their respective crews and starships to confront this unprecedented threat.

Plot:

  1. Setting the Stage The episode begins with Captain Picard commanding the USS Enterprise-D on a diplomatic mission near the Bajoran wormhole, which connects the Alpha Quadrant with the Gamma Quadrant. Meanwhile, Captain Sisko oversees the operations on Deep Space Nine, still recovering from the Dominion War.
  2. The Anomaly As both captains carry out their duties, an unusual and powerful energy anomaly emerges from the wormhole, creating temporal disruptions and gravitational fluctuations. Ships in the vicinity are caught in its grasp, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances throughout the station.
  3. Interference The anomaly's effects reach the USS Enterprise-D, causing the ship to experience uncontrolled power fluctuations and damage to various systems. Desperate for answers and assistance, Captain Picard reaches out to Captain Sisko and requests their cooperation to investigate the anomaly together.
  4. Initial Hesitations Given the history between the Federation and Bajor, there is some initial reluctance on both sides. Picard and Sisko must confront their past grievances and establish a truce for the sake of solving this crisis. Admiral Kathryn Janeway, monitoring the situation from Starfleet Command, mediates and emphasizes the urgency of their alliance.
  5. The Combined Task Force The USS Enterprise-D and Deep Space Nine form a joint task force, with both crews working together to analyze the anomaly's behavior and predict its next movements. The combined intelligence and expertise of the two crews lead to better understanding the threat, but they realize it's more formidable than they first assumed.
  6. Temporal Distortions As the task force gets closer to the anomaly, temporal distortions become more severe. Crew members from both ships experience temporal jumps, where they find themselves in different periods of time. These glimpses from the past and future offer critical clues about the anomaly's origin and nature.
  7. The Revelation Through careful analysis and combining their temporal experiences, the crews learn that the anomaly is a sentient being, born from the chaos of a collapsing star in the distant past. It exists outside conventional time and space and is now seeking a way to return to its original state, unaware of the havoc it causes.
  8. Finding a Solution With newfound empathy for the anomaly, Picard and Sisko work together to find a way to communicate with it. They believe that if they can make it understand the consequences of its actions, it might be willing to cooperate. However, communicating with a being that exists beyond normal reality proves to be a formidable challenge.
  9. A Touch of Q Just as the situation seems dire, the omnipotent Q appears, expressing amusement at the humans' struggle. Despite his usual antics, Q hints at a potential solution, reminding Picard and Sisko that their understanding of time and space is limited, and they must think beyond their own perspectives.
  10. The Solution Inspired by Q's cryptic message, Picard and Sisko devise a daring plan. They use the combined power of the USS Enterprise-D and Deep Space Nine to create a stable temporal rift, a bridge that allows them to communicate with the anomaly on its terms.
  11. A Meeting Beyond Time Picard and Sisko, along with a select group of crew members, venture into the rift. In this transcendent realm, they converse with the anomaly, sharing their experiences and emotions. Through their bond, they show the anomaly how its actions are tearing apart the fabric of space-time, leading to the destruction of entire civilizations.
  12. A Change of Heart Moved by the captains' words, the anomaly realizes the significance of its actions and the harm it has caused. It agrees to cooperate with Picard and Sisko to find a way to return to its original state without causing further harm to the universe.
  13. Closing the Anomaly With the anomaly's cooperation, Picard, Sisko, and their crews work together to close the anomaly safely. Using their understanding of temporal mechanics, they guide the anomaly back to the moment of its creation, allowing it to merge with the dying star once again.
  14. Parting Ways As the anomaly vanishes, the USS Enterprise-D and Deep Space Nine crews say their farewells. Picard and Sisko have newfound respect for each other and the unique challenges they face in their respective roles. Both captains part ways, having forged an enduring alliance that will be remembered in Starfleet history.
The episode concludes with a sense of mutual respect and understanding between the two captains, as they continue their separate missions, knowing that the galaxy is a little safer thanks to their joint efforts.
 
... There wasn't really a major issue between the Federation and Bajor. They were allies and eventually Bajor joins the Federation (either at the end of the war or in the post-war novels).

There was a major issue between Picard and Sisko because Locutus killed hundreds of thousands, including Sisko's wife.

So ya know, kind of a big hole right there. ChatGPT needs work.
 
There was a major issue between Picard and Sisko because Locutus killed hundreds of thousands, including Sisko's wife. So ya know, kind of a big hole right there. ChatGPT needs work.
Unless I missed something from TNG, Locustus was beelining straight to Earth and only opposition he ran into was the ad-hoc Fed fleet and two Klingon BoPs at Wolf 359. Which resulted in low thousands of dead. Plus some unmanned defense drones in the Sol system before encountering Enterprise-D again.
 
... There wasn't really a major issue between the Federation and Bajor. They were allies and eventually Bajor joins the Federation (either at the end of the war or in the post-war novels).

There was a major issue between Picard and Sisko because Locutus killed hundreds of thousands, including Sisko's wife.

So ya know, kind of a big hole right there. ChatGPT needs work.
ChatGPT missed this apparently

Uranus Pink said:
Unless I missed something from TNG, Locustus was beelining straight to Earth and only opposition he ran into was the ad-hoc Fed fleet and two Klingon BoPs at Wolf 359. Which resulted in low thousands of dead. Plus some unmanned defense drones in the Sol system before encountering Enterprise-D again.
11,000 dead is the official death toll
 
Unless I missed something from TNG, Locustus was beelining straight to Earth and only opposition he ran into was the ad-hoc Fed fleet and two Klingon BoPs at Wolf 359. Which resulted in low thousands of dead. Plus some unmanned defense drones in the Sol system before encountering Enterprise-D again.
The opening of the DS9 pilot is the Battle of Wolf 359, one of those ship's is Sisko's.

Here is a supercut using footage from the TNG and DS9 episodes. Such a nostalgia trip.


EDIT: 11,000 dead at Wolf 359, thanks. I originally typed thousands, then reconsidered because I wasn't sure how many ships were there, so I overesetimated.
 
I really don't understand why they had Spock suddenly becoming all emotional and shit. Vulcans have much more powerful emotions than humans, which they suppress and control through years of meditation and study, from birth. None of that learning would have disappeared merely because his blood turned red.

On a completely different note, there are some supremely talented autismos out there in the world, capable of giving us glimpses of things that might have been.


Yes, he's using the titan design from picard. I suppose he likes it - and to be fair, it's not a bad design in itself, scaling issues aside. The fact that he favours the motion picture/WOK-era warp and weapon effects is making me very happy. I would love to see a movie-era series or film, but I know it'll never happen.

Ah well...


(also lol fat)
 
What are peoples thoughts on the episode that's a crossover between Strange New World and Lower Decks?
 
What are peoples thoughts on the episode that's a crossover between Strange New World and Lower Decks?
Sounds like cancer aids, just like almost everything Trek in the past decade and a half.

I'm assuming it's going to be animated, because turning cartoon characters into live action would take effort or something.
 
The white strip on their uniforms is distracting as fuck. Whoever designed that should be pummeled.
 
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