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I'll take all four letters if the bridge crew at least acts like military officers.
I’m with you. It’s not that the show has minorities—it’s that it hands them the worst stereotypes imaginable and calls it representation. If I were the actor, I’d have walked off set.

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Case in point: The Good Doctor and their absolutely bonkers attempt. A Jewish, gay, Zionist, Trump-supporting manlet who is somehow also a sex addict and hates religious people? It was like a bot trained on Reddit arguments.
 
I love bridge commander. It even has a revitalized modding scene ever since it got put on GOG.
Too bad it crashes if you look at it wrong, but hey that's Gamebryo for you.
Its had a decent modding scene for years, long before it was on GOG. Long before there was a GOG. Skip the gog edition and track down a copy of the Bridge Commander: Maximum Warp ISO.

Way better and much more stable.
 
The Prophets cannot be real because if they can really see everything, why didn't they warn us about any of this?

Cardassia was right.
 
The Prophets cannot be real because if they can really see everything, why didn't they warn us about any of this?

Cardassia was right.
I always thought of the Prophets as being similar to the Q, but are truly alien and have goals, intentions, and mindsets that no one but them can truly understand.
 
The Prophets cannot be real because if they can really see everything, why didn't they warn us about any of this?

Cardassia was right.
If the Prophets are non-linear and can see the future as easily as the past, then they probably knew the Bajorans would eventually kick the Cardassians out on their own. So no need to step in early or announce themselves to the Cardassians, Klingons, or anyone else before Sisko showed up. It tracks.

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If the Prophets are non-linear and can see the future as easily as the past, then they probably knew the Bajorans would eventually kick the Cardassians out on their own. So no need to step in early or announce themselves to the Cardassians, Klingons, or anyone else before Sisko showed up. It tracks.

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I was talking about NuTrek being created, not Bajor. Where the fuck were the so-called Prophets when Star Trek Picard was being written? Sure fucked that one up, wormhole bugs.

I'm throwing my shekles onto TainCoin.
 
Case in point: The Good Doctor and their absolutely bonkers attempt. A Jewish, gay, Zionist, Trump-supporting manlet who is somehow also a sex addict and hates religious people? It was like a bot trained on Reddit arguments.
Geez, even his name is "Dr woke" if you drop the L.
 
I'm not saying that I don't believe you (because what a bizarrely odd thing to make up if you were making it up...), but what are you basing this on if there are no pictures? Where else did you this woman? Sorry, too lazy to google, but curious enough to ask anyway.
In the episode. Even on the IMDB page there are no good stills of her ass, but it's there. It was my wife that pointed it out.
 
In the episode. Even on the IMDB page there are no good stills of her ass, but it's there. It was my wife that pointed it out.
wife who goes "dude check out the ass on her" is a good one
but yeah you'd be surprised who doesn't have anything remotely lewd of her, like Ms Brahms from Are You Being Served?, last I saw there isn't even a bikini pic of her as an extra on Benny Hill or something
 
>implying the Prophets care about anything else than keeping the Pah wraiths out of their precious wormhole
Star Trek makes an excellent point: near omnipotent beings are nearly always assholes.
 
I always thought of the Prophets as being similar to the Q, but are truly alien and have goals, intentions, and mindsets that no one but them can truly understand.
I can't help but imagine part of the reason why Q only went to Deep Space Nine once was because he figured out they were stationed right next to the home of those weirdos, and he just wanted nothing to do with their vague bullshit.
 
I can't help but imagine part of the reason why Q only went to Deep Space Nine once was because he figured out they were stationed right next to the home of those weirdos, and he just wanted nothing to do with their vague bullshit.
"wait a sec why could that guy punch m- oh fuck it's THOSE assholes fuck this I'm audi 5000"
 
I can't help but imagine part of the reason why Q only went to Deep Space Nine once was because he figured out they were stationed right next to the home of those weirdos, and he just wanted nothing to do with their vague bullshit.
They pretty much said that in the comic where Q messed with the Kelvin timeline Enterprise.
 
Speaking of vague bullshit:
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Star Trek – The Reckoning of Tomorrow’s Yesterday is what happens when someone designs a game to look good in magazine screenshots.

Stage two drops you into an alien ship filled with vaguely sci-fi blobs and then asks you to organize them. Stage three is where most people bounce, because it involves rescuing miners from an area where everything looks the same and the last miner is stashed in a clone of a room you already checked. Hit detection is trash. Power-ups are technically in the game but usually require backtracking through hell just to reach. Enemies can’t shoot diagonally, which would be great if they didn’t trap your crew in endless stun-lock loops.

And no, you can’t just bring a team of redshirts to soak up hits, because they die instantly and you’ll need at least one actually competent character (Data or Worf,) to make it through areas where damage is unavoidable.

Phaser targeting is laughably bad. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t, and you’ll end up walking in circles because a wall looked solid but was actually destructible.

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The plot is a diet version of the TNG episode “The Chase,” except instead of Cardassians, we get the Chodak, a new alien species that somehow manages to look both silly and bland. They eat phaser blasts and your team AI often forgets that shooting back is an option. Or you could just cheese them by rotating characters the second one runs out of ammo. Either way, it’s terrible.

There’s a hostage mission on a freighter called the Nakatomi and it’s so bad most walkthroughs tell you to just skip it.

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Romulans exist solely to punish you for exploring. Attack you, whine that you attacked them, repeat. Space battles: Rear torpedoes are better than forward ones, and kiting enemies while spitting fire from your aft like a drunk dragon is actually effective.

Genesis version: Less memory meant smaller maps and slightly better sprite readability. It still sucks, but in a more manageable way. Also, entire chunks of dialogue and lore were cut from the SNES version. Don’t worry, you weren’t missing much. (The SNES version also never explains what the doomsday weapon is or why anyone should care. Some copies are reportedly bugged and literally unwinnable.)
 
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