Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

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Curzon Dax-sama said:
You have no idea, like, for real: Janeway playing whack-a-mole with the goo people and their slaves could have been an interesting story.
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YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE AS COFFEE BUT I'LL STILL DRINK YOU AND SHIT YOU OUT
ALSO YOUR CULTURE IS IMPORTANT
ALSO I MADE A WAR CRIMINAL ON THE HOLODECK TO GENOCIDE YOU EVEN HARDER THAN SECTION 31
 
XYZpdq Jr. said:
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE AS COFFEE BUT I'LL STILL DRINK YOU AND SHIT YOU OUT
ALSO YOUR CULTURE IS IMPORTANT
ALSO I MADE A WAR CRIMINAL ON THE HOLODECK TO GENOCIDE YOU EVEN HARDER THAN SECTION 31
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Obligatory. Granted, the series would have been rather short, ending roughly in 2376 or so, but the Dominion would have been turned into bombed out Sarajevo or Grozny. And I'm all for that.

"Sisko, this is how this is done! Not through wormhole alien bullshit, but by bombing them until they're superheated plasma!"
 
Curzon Dax-sama said:
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Obligatory. Granted, the series would have been rather short, ending roughly in 2376 or so, but the Dominion would have been turned into bombed out Sarajevo or Grozny. And I'm all for that.

"Sisko, this is how this is done! Not through wormhole alien bullshit, but by bombing them until they're superheated plasma!"
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Janeway finds the Great Link in the first few episodes, jettisons the warp core into it to obliterate the planet, and then they get stranded that way
 
Curzon Dax-sama said:
"Sisko, this is how this is done! Not through wormhole alien bullshit, but by bombing them until they're superheated plasma!"
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I mean... the Romulans and Cardassians both tried - with papa-garak leading it. (then Garak was ready to later)

If anything y'all's theories are way too simple thinking Janeway is just going to bomb the planet.

> Be me.
> Bad bitch boss captain stranded in the Gamma quandrant.
> Need to eliminate founders.
> Go travel back into time.
> Visit each of their planets and bury into the core an antimatter bomb.
> Go back to present.
> Tell Founder to fuck off and leave us alone.
> Hit button, blow up one planet with 30% of their goo-backs on it.
> Ask them if they want to continue.
> They agree to leave us alone and stand down from the war.
> I beam down a bit of Neelix's cheese as a parting gift. Let them deal with a bit of germ warfare for a few decades.
> Send Harry Kim on mission to replace Ketrechel White with coffee.
> Kim dies (again) but now I have cloning facilities at my disposal.
> Jem'hadar army also now mine.
It's good to be the queen.
 
Hey Johnny Bravo said:
Correct. It's honestly a big reason why the show stunk.

I would have told the Caretaker to fuck himself and used the array to get back. Prime Directive, baby. Not my clowns, not my circus. I do not care about the Kazon, the Ocampa, or the Caretaker's bullshit. My first duty is to my crew. Janeway was a bad captain, full stop. "Nooo, I can't let this race I don't know about get access to advanced alien technology that the more advanced alien did nothing to protect! I have to possibly contaminate this entire sector with Federation technology by staying and doing something that will also strand my whole crew! I'm Janeway, such a great captain!" Nah, bitch, you suck and we're gonna let you know it.
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Unpopular opinion: Chakotay was the better starship commander.
 
XYZpdq Jr. said:
Janeway finds the Great Link in the first few episodes, jettisons the warp core into it to obliterate the planet, and then they get stranded that way
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The penultimate episode is Janeway ordering the doctor to make a virus that only targets Jem'hadar. He gets a whingey about "rights" and "ethics" so she reprograms him. Season 1 finale is Voyager blasting through the wormhole and obliterating every Jem'hadar and Cardie ship. She's recruited by Section 31 as their premier "problem solver". Harry Kim is never promoted.
 
Uncle Buck said:
Unpopular opinion: Chakotay was the better starship commander.
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many moons ago, buffalo and elk used the shortrange sensors and the longrange sensors at same time, but in different directions, so as to confuse their enemies
now we will do the same
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
The penultimate episode is Janeway ordering the doctor to make a virus that only targets Jem'hadar. He gets a whingey about "rights" and "ethics" so she reprograms him. Season 1 finale is Voyager blasting through the wormhole and obliterating every Jem'hadar and Cardie ship. She's recruited by Section 31 as their premier "problem solver". Harry Kim is never promoted.
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>be Bashir
>be in your quarters after a long day doing triage
>be in your bed, trying to get some rest
>wake up for a glass of water
>Janeway sits in your room in a black Gestapo-leather outfit
>"The heck did you get in here?"
>tab the combadge to call for Odo
>Janeway just snickers
>"Calling your goo buddy doesn't work. Anyway, I don't care if you're an Augment or just gay, we have business to talk"
>ohshit.png
>"What do you want?"
Season 2's gonna be lit.
 
yeah now that I think about it we really need a good slur for the founders, ds9 dropped "spoonhead"
goobacks
goo-xx
chameloid
shapeshifter

hell there's lots of trek races without slurs
I think Vulcans had knife-ears like elves like everything Vulcan?
 
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