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Post Reply said:
You can always thirst over Wesley Crusher.
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"Number One… why is the entire ship incredibly horny for this… rakish space DJ?"
 
Well, I honestly thought I could derail the thirstposting, but here we are.

Best as I can recall at the moment, we didn't get any really real eye candy dudes in sci-fi until relatively recently:
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(this is literally the only one I could think of)
 
Dr. Sexbot said:
Well, I honestly thought I could derail the thirstposting, but here we are.

Best as I can recall at the moment, we didn't get any really real eye candy dudes in sci-fi until relatively recently:
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(this is literally the only one I could think of)
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Is that the guy who played Amos in The Expanse?
 
Now, to be fair, I did have a crush on...erm...Dr. Crusher when I was a kid, just like every other hooman in this thread. Not sure why she did it for me but Troi didn't (lies, it's the ginger). T'Pol was probably the hottest chick in the entire franchise. Riker gets, at best, "honorable mention" with nobody finishing the race.
 
Captain Syrup said:
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"Number One… why is the entire ship incredibly horny for this… rakish space DJ?"
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Was this supposed to be a really gay, autistic version of Ace Rimmer? The outfit even looks like him (Ace Rimmer is basically a "chad" version of an annoying dick character in Red Dwarf).
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Dr. Sexbot said:
Riker gets, at best, "honorable mention" with nobody finishing the race.
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Denise Crosby was pretty hot. Too bad her character sucked.
 
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AnOminous said:
Was this supposed to be a really gay, autistic version of Ace Rimmer?

Denise Crosby was pretty hot. Too bad her character sucked.
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Her main character at least. Though it did establish the existence of the "rape planet" as canon.
Seeing her come back as a Romulan was interesting.
 
Curzon Dax-sama said:
While we're at it: I recently rewatched that "I'll help you out of the hospital in exchange for sex, Riker"-episode.
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That one's pretty problematic. But not as much as the Rashomon one where the guy's wife truly sincerely remembers that Riker raped her, but actually it was consensual and she's just a crazy bitch.

Dr. Sexbot said:
Seeing her come back as a Romulan was interesting.
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I felt like there could have been a better way to get Denise Crosby back on the show. Apparently the writers weren't comfortable with giving Alternate Tasha a quick offscreen death and so established that she spent a few more years getting raped, then dying forgotten and alone. Thought you could escape a pointless death, did you?
 
AnOminous said:
Was this supposed to be a really gay, autistic version of Ace Rimmer? The outfit even looks like him (Ace Rimmer is basically a "chad" version of an annoying dick character in Red Dwarf).
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He predates Ace by three years. Someone thought the Outrageous Okona was unironically cool. Second season had some odd notions.

also holy shit Buck Bokai was Mr. Wu I need to lie down now.
 
sarna said:
He predates Ace by three years. Someone thought the Outrageous Okona was unironically cool. Second season had some odd notions.
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The second Billy Campbell’s mug flickered onto the viewscreen, I’d have channeled my inner Michael Grade, slammed my fist on the desk, and bellowed, "Shut this Star Trek crap down now! Beam it to the garbage scow of history!"

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