Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

So...I assume the Gorn have done their full xenomorph/magog routine on the Klingons/Romulans/whoever else in their neighborhood.

How the fuck were they not absolutely obliterated? The Klingons went on a crusade to drive TRIBBLES extinct, but having a species basically use you as egg incubators? Yeah I'm sure that'd be tolerated.

My theory is that after TOS the Klingons implemented the Final Solution to the Gorn Question and no one said a thing besides a few fags on Earth. I know the Gorn were in the novels but lol, only nerds read that shit. I wish Star Trek would tackle the idea that some races need to be exterminated for the betterment of the galaxy, especially the parasitic ones.

 

[Gimmick Account]

So...I assume the Gorn have done their full xenomorph/magog routine on the Klingons/Romulans/whoever else in their neighborhood.

How the fuck were they not absolutely obliterated? The Klingons went on a crusade to drive TRIBBLES extinct, but having a species basically use you as egg incubators? Yeah I'm sure that'd be tolerated.

I dunno if they are in the neighbourhood, I don't remember it mentioned on the show (I don't care about other shit but they've been allied/at war with them variously in books and games).

But I'd imagine they'd both just fight and probably enjoy it immensely. It seems like an interesting question that the show could cover, since maybe they'd rather fight klingon warriors than squirt on them so it doesn't come up.

Plus tribbles don't have guns and starships. They could try, I guess. It'd be a war rather than a bug hunt though.

 

[Brain Problems]

It'd be a war rather than a bug hunt though.

Okay, now I need to see a movie or series about Klingon Colonial Marines on a mission to Remove Xeno/Gorn from the galaxy.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

There's a lot of stuff I like and will defend with the "season 8" pitch meeting on the documentary, but the USS "Emmitt Till" is NOT one of them. (Especially it being Nog's ship.)

Ah, the "USS Emmitt Till", also known as the "USS Believe All Women".

 

[Gimmick Account]

Okay, now I need to see a movie or series about Klingon Colonial Marines on a mission to Remove Xeno/Gorn from the galaxy.

That could actually be pretty sweet, like a klingon First Contact crossed with Predator.
I'm appreciating the possibilities of larval gorn more as I think about it; the adult type still exists and in contrast to Alien aliens they're intelligent rather than an opportunistic ship/colony infection--we don't know what the alpha would have done once it reached full maturity, maybe try to fix the ship itself and fly it back to gorn space; I doubt it just woulda sat there making goo like xenomorphs do.
So in a way they could be more like an early/late genestealer infestation minus the Lovecraft shit and it'd be neat to see them up against someone with more purposeful balls than Starfleet.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

I honestly found him a lot more tolerable than most of the other Vorta we see in the show.

Say you like Big Tiddy Goth Vorta or you're a FAG

 

[Too Many Catgirls]

Do they really though?

Yeah.

 

[White Devil]

Vorta are like the evil elves of Star Trek.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Ah, the "USS Emmitt Till", also known as the "USS Believe All Women".

No that's the USS Amber Heard.

 

[Flexo]

Was watching the first episode Garak directed.

Looking for par'Mach in All the Wrong Places (episode)

Worf helps Quark woo Grilka, his Klingon ex-wife. Quark is in the habitat ring when he sees Julian Bashir trying to eavesdrop in on the O'Briens, apparently wanting to meet up, but hearing an argument take place. Quark ribs him a little then takes him down the hall a bit, where he can hear...

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We make jokes about her around here, but Keiko was all but shoving Miles into a polyamorous relationship with Kira in this episode. She may be a bitch at times, but damn that girl is a top-notch wingman.

 

[Meriasek]

Was watching the first episode Garak directed.

Looking for par'Mach in All the Wrong Places (episode)

Worf helps Quark woo Grilka, his Klingon ex-wife. Quark is in the habitat ring when he sees Julian Bashir trying to eavesdrop in on the O'Briens, apparently wanting to meet up, but hearing an argument take place. Quark ribs him a little then takes him down the hall a bit, where he can hear...

memory-alpha.fandom.com

We make jokes about her around here, but Keiko was all but shoving Miles into a polyamorous relationship with Kira in this episode. She may be a bitch at times, but damn that girl is a top-notch wingman.

O'Brien probably would have only been allowed to watch, and only if he did something really outstanding that day.

 

[Flexo]

O'Brien probably would have only been allowed to watch, and only if he did something really outstanding that day.

"That's my secret, Captain Sisko. I'm always outstanding."

 

[AnOminous]

By the way, if the goofy alien chef invites you on his cool 1:1 replica of an Earth island in the holodeck, do not follow him. Call security.

What, you shouldn't take his word for it that he just wants to serve man?

 

[UnKillFill]

Vorta are like the evil elves of Star Trek.

The Romulans are heavily displeased by this post.

 

[White Devil]

The Romulans are heavily displeased by this post.

Pfft, Romulans aren't evil though the Remans can make a case of being Nosferatu from VtM.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Vorta are like the evil elves of Star Trek.

If the Dominion is a dark mirror to the Federation, then the Vorta are its Vulcans. The similarities are that both have pointy ears and everyone hates them. The reasons why people hate them are different, though.

 

[Quintex96]

Vorta are like the evil elves of Star Trek.

Vorta are Goblins, Jem'Hadar are Orcs. The Founders are slimes.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

Jem'Hadar are Orcs

But what does that make Klingons?

Oh wait, warrior race, speak a guttural language, stick up their ass about honor, hold all-night benders in dim, smokey halls...

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

"I tell you that is not a female!"
"Well, she's close enough for me."

Fuckin' Ferengi, man.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

"I tell you that is not a female!"
"Well, she's close enough for me."

Fuckin' Ferengi, man.

Like hand grenades and horseshoes...