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In honor of Odo.

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Fuck Elon Musk.

Shatner is God.

Redditor: I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!
Shatner: I've literally been to space.
 
Twenty-something years ago, he remarked that on the internet no one knew who he was, but if he claimed to be Shatner, no one would believe it. So he could be hanging out anywhere. He could be posting in this thread.
 
I love that man. He somehow stopped ageing and is acting like my dad at 60.
 
Raoul_Duke said:
Maybe Thomas Pynchon has an account here himself, who knows?

Would be cool though, to shitpost with the good ol' Cap'n.
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Oh that would be fun... which characters would be on Kiwifarms?

Kirk - Hitting up the beauty palor for possible new side pieces.
Spock - Doesn't get the logic in it. Looked at one board and felt ashamed of his half-humanness.
McCoy - Only after he's had enough to drink and then drunk posts about the idiots killing themselves.
Scotty - Only posts on the tech part of the forum to help NULL keep the site running.
Kahn - Regular user.

Riker - Uses it to make himself extra smug.
Data - Came here to learn more about humans until LaForge installed the child safety locks blocking it.
Troi - Pretends to be horrified, secretly bitches about her worst clients.
Wesley - Tries to pretend to be shitposter, leaves first time called a faggot.
Q - Shitposting under real name.

Kira - Constantly on the Cardassian forum complaining about their degeneracy.
O'Brien - Also on that same forum.
Dax - 7 lifetimes of experience, still posting on here with the same screenname for all of them.
Bashir - Tried to join, ended up on TVTropes.
Odo - Secret fed monitor, especially looking for Quark.
Quark - Is actually posting and biggest contributor to the "Lawcow Odo" board.
@Elim Garak - Shitposting under real name, people still don't believe it.

Chakotay - Shitposting about his boss.
Tuvok - Secretly based. Also shitposting about his boss.
Harry Kim - Abused and taunted by other users, keeps coming back because it's the closest he has to friends.
Doctor - A.I. mod appointed by NULL.
Seven of Nine - Tried to start something called an "OnlyFans" to raise money to get home, ended up here instead. Finds it comforting and like the borg.
 
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White Devil said:
Mr. Shatner, if you're here; Tell us if you really wore a garter and hair piece on Trek.
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iirc Shatner wore a piece in basically everything
his _really_ early shit like... maybe that Twilight Zone with the devil head fortune telling machine, he's natty and you can tell his hairline is going then
wearing pieces is sorta common in movies and tv, a lot easier to keep the hair the same when shooting day after day
 
Flexo said:
Riker - Uses it to make himself extra smug.
Data - Came here to learn more about humans until LaForge installed the child safety locks blocking it.
Troi - Pretends to be horrified, secretly bitches about her worst clients.
Wesley - Tries to pretend to be shitposter, leaves first time called a faggot.
Q - Shitposting under real name.
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Picard - unironically posts in Trek thread correcting people's trivia posts
Lwaxana Troi - bullies Picard
 
Flexo said:
Kira - Constantly on the Cardassian forum complaining about their degeneracy.
O'Brien - Also on that same forum.
Dax - 7 lifetimes of experience, still posting on here with the same screenname for all of them.
Bashir - Tried to join, ended up on TVTropes.
Odo - Secret fed monitor, especially looking for Quark.
Quark - Is actually posting and biggest contributor to the "Lawcow Odo" board.
@Elim Garak - Shitposting under real name, people still don't believe it.
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Dukat - Signed up to argue with people in his own thread, eventually escalates to legal threats and gets the Farms blocked on CardassiaNet
 
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