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White Devil said:
I'm not going to watch the show, you dumb nigger.

But please, consoom more so more of this garbage gets made. Cope more about how this shit is "better than the movies".

Memberberries at any cost.
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Maybe I'll get a gold star for the first time I'm called nigger here. Curiosity-watching does not make anyone a consoomer. It seems like the coping is coming from someone who says:

"nuTrek is shit at any cost, especially because I get my opinions from the internet!"

You are an idiot.

Oops sorry I mis typed.

You are a fucking retarded moronic faggot.
 
Man it's like O'Brien and a Cardassian walked into the thread...
 
Evil Peter Griffin said:
Which one they're all terrible.
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I liked First Contact, but I'll admit rose tint plays a role in this because I was very young when I saw it at the movies.
Evil Peter Griffin said:
Generations the one where they killed Picards family, Data acts like a jackass through the movies cause the emotions chip, Picard and Kirk have a fist fight with the Bad guy and Picard is given the choice to go anywhere in time while in Space Heaven and he just goes back in time like 20 mins. Then there's First Contact where Picard isnt trusted to fight the Borg even though he fought them and won a bunch of times, a time travel plot that makes no sense, introduce the Borg Queen the dumbest fucking character ever and just turns into a shitty action movie.
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The only thing I can say about Generations is that it wasn't as bad as Insurrection and Nemesis.
Cnut said:
Cope
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Nigger cattle.
 
Starfleet regulations clearly state you are only allowed to commit 5 war crimes per year unless you really have a good reason commit more than 5, or are a woman.

I have been watching clips of Picard season 3 on Youtube out of curiosity. Aside from needing night-vision goggles to see what's going on, I'd say the character writing is better than the previous seasons, but the actual plot writing is still baby-brained as fuck. Just a series of contrivances to set up another world-ending doomsday revenge plot.

Hey, CBS, I have a pitch for a new ST show:

Title: "STAR TREK: REVENGE"

Plot: Some guy wants revenge because [have a nerd figure this part out lol. lmao.]

Characters: A bunch of angry low-IQ people from LA, except in the future.

Setting: A ship so dark there is no way everyone wouldn't be bruising their shins all day. If you dropped a penny on this ship you would never find it. It would just be gone, somewhere in the black metal grate flooring. One crewperson would be a sort of God-like character, the others should have a humanities-department feel to them.
 
TVBForever said:
Not him, but I don't think all of terrible, but just half. Generations and First Contact are great, but the second half of TNG movies spiraled downward. Insurrection and Nemesis are just bad they're confusing.
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I don't care for Generations, but I have a soft spot for First Contact because of Jerry and Joel's fantastic work. And I really liked the Borg Queen as presented here (other than the weird Data sex thing), particularly the idea of an emergent consciousness being formed by all the drones and identifying itself as the Borg, the way own consciousness is an emergent property of a bunch of neurons talking to each other and identifying itself as Standardized Profile or whoever. It was a great sci fi idea, something at once truly alien and representative of ourselves in a way we rarely think about.

Then Voyager turned her into the black catsuit Borg archnemesis of the silver catsuit Borg, stalking around her cube, watching events unfold on her television, angrily shouting orders at drones. Maybe that was a critique of the theory of mind where you have a little observer in your brain watching everything like a movie, I don't know. It sure did look stupid.
 
Standardized Profile said:
I don't care for Generations, but I have a soft spot for First Contact because of Jerry and Joel's fantastic work. And I really liked the Borg Queen as presented here (other than the weird Data sex thing), particularly the idea of an emergent consciousness being formed by all the drones and identifying itself as the Borg, the way own consciousness is an emergent property of a bunch of neurons talking to each other and identifying itself as Standardized Profile or whoever. It was a great sci fi idea, something at once truly alien and representative of ourselves in a way we rarely think about.

Then Voyager turned her into the black catsuit Borg archnemesis of the silver catsuit Borg, stalking around her cube, watching events unfold on her television, angrily shouting orders at drones. Maybe that was a critique of the theory of mind where you have a little observer in your brain watching everything like a movie, I don't know. It sure did look stupid.
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The thing about Generations is that it's the most tonally consistent with the TV show out of all of the movies. Generations Picard is still TV show Picard for the most part, even down to having mediocre action. In all the other movies, Picard is an action hero first.
 
You know what would actually make a good revenge plot?
Remember those episodes where Picard is keen to let planets be destroyed due to his extreme interpretation of the Prime Directive? Let's say a non-Federation race rescues a handful of people from one of those planets before it explodes. They're told how Picard could have saved their planet, but he chose to sip Earl Grey while idly watching the planet die with his crew.
There you go, a much better revenge motivation than guys like Shizon ever had.
 
Travoltron said:
You know what would actually make a good revenge plot?
Remember those episodes where Picard is keen to let planets be destroyed due to his extreme interpretation of the Prime Directive? Let's say a non-Federation race rescues a handful of people from one of those planets before it explodes. They're told how Picard could have saved their planet, but he chose to sip Earl Grey while idly watching the planet die with his crew.
There you go, a much better revenge motivation than guys like Shizon ever had.
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Richard Castillo comes back from the time warp, hellbent on taking revenge on Captain Picard for condemning the Enterprise C to death and challenges him to a life or death game of golf. Winner gets a gold jacket and a wooden hand.
 
Travoltron said:
You know what would actually make a good revenge plot?
Remember those episodes where Picard is keen to let planets be destroyed due to his extreme interpretation of the Prime Directive? Let's say a non-Federation race rescues a handful of people from one of those planets before it explodes. They're told how Picard could have saved their planet, but he chose to sip Earl Grey while idly watching the planet die with his crew.
There you go, a much better revenge motivation than guys like Shizon ever had.
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This could have been a quite interesting plot for ST:Picard's first season, starting with Picard whining about how Starfleet doesn't explore space anymore, only to be told by Admiral Bitchface "well, you caused it by applying this arcane stance on the Prime Directive, dickwad". Then the Federation gets invaded by several species that were nearly destroyed by Picard's inaction in TNG and/or by that MASSIVE armada coming for the alpha quadrant made up of species fucked over by Janeway.
 
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