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"It was everything I always complain about, but OMG WHEN I SEE ENTERPRISE D I CRY AND COOM!"
so much fucking this, and that's why it's all hollow. they didn't put in all the memberberries and fanservice because they like trek or the people who like watching trek, it was a simple course correction after everyone made fun and collectively shat on season 1+2 (and nutrek as a whole). remember stewart was a writer for that, and he and everyone else made a big deal about that, now suddenly he's ok with going back to the role he apparently hated and did his best to fuck with the first two seasons? nah man.If anything, this season proves they know well what fans want, they just won't do it.
shit writers write shit deaths. killing off one of the ensemble has quite an impact (if it lasts, which modern writers fuck up too), both for the series/movie as for the viewer, however it comes with the expectation that the death should be earned and have purpose, not just for shock value.IMO it's a FAR better ending for the TNG cast as a whole rather than Nemesis. Not sure why so many people were clamoring for someone to die when we went 20 years and finally realized the mistake it was to kill one of the core 7 in the last TNG film. This might get into a broader topic of why deaths feel so obligatory in serial television these days, so I digress.
It's a shame the episode didn't end with Riker walking out of the holodeck.
Roseanne is why we got WhedonFriends and its consequences have been a disaster for media...
"Anytime we put the name Enterprise on a ship it gets blown up. Repairing all the damage from the latest Borg attack has put our fleet spend budget deeply in the red. We've had to take a large loan from the Ferengi to cover the shortfall. Speaking candidly, those space jews are raping us on the interest. We can't afford to lose another new ship. What are we going to do?"
"Why don't we not use the name for a while?"
"We can't do that. Due to merchandise rights, we are contractually obligated to have an active starship named Enterprise."
"Why don't we rename an existing ship Enterprise?"
"GOOD IDEA! What ships do we have in the sector we can rename?"
"The Titan is the only one in the sector sir."
"We only have one ship in the sector? But this is Earth. Why don't we keep more ships around Earth?"
"Because of the Fleet Utilization KPM sir. It must be at 99% to be at goal. Any ships in the Earth sector are considered not utilized. It's a big part of all our SPACE PDRs."
"Oh. Ok. I suppose that make sense. It's not like Earth is attacked every day."
"So the Titan is our only option. Is everyone aligned to renaming the Titan the Enterprise?"
"Yes sir. The Titan is fully amortized so even if it gets blown up it won't significantly impact our starship loss KPM. Then we can use the Titan name on our new Omega Buttfucker 2000 Class Starship."
"Sounds like a solid plan."
"Do we have the ability to speak freely in this room sir?"
"Sure."
"I'm not sure Omega Buttfucker 2000 is an appropriate name for our new starship class."
"Neither do I but senior Federation leadership is going all in on Space DE & I so there's not much we can do."
"Understood. Buttfucker it is."
Well, they keep setting shows in the TOS era. If they want JJ Trek aesthetics, they can't set the show in that time period. SNW really does look like expensive cosplay because of their adherence to JJ Trek.Trek had run continually for 13-14 years by the time Enterprise came out. People were bored of the same old shit. Fresher shows like Stargate SG-1, Farscape, X-Files and Buffy were more appealing and fun to watch than more stale old Star Trek. With how shit TV is these days I'm sure Enterprise would be seem like Lord of the Rings if it was released today. But back at the end of the 90's there were a lot more choices for quality viewing.
Xena too. I loved that show... for reasons.
That needs to just die. It's like the transformers fanboys wanting "anime accurate" figures from the inconsistently and poorly animated cartoon. Just because the original series looks like shit subsequent shows set in the same time period shouldn't look like shit. Repeat to yourself its just TV I should really just relax.
SNW is just off in general. The tone is all wrong. Everyone is too quippy and back talky. Maybe that's why they kicked all the women off the Enterprise by the time of TOS. Starfleet realized having a ship full of women was a horrible mistake.Well, they keep setting shows in the TOS era. If they want JJ Trek aesthetics, they can't set the show in that time period. SNW really does look like expensive cosplay because of their adherence to JJ Trek.