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Beyond's flaws are honest failures like having a cliché vampire man, goofy motorcycle action scene, and inheriting the problem of destroying the Enterprise AGAIN, which makes it less special, heartfelt, and makes the ship look weak when it should be an adequate ship that gets overpowered. They're understandable and thus, forgivable.
To be fair, I fucking hated that hot rodded Enterprise and was glad it got blown up real good. I understand they wanted to update the look for modern and new audiences but goddamn if that didn't look like a rat rod Cleetus built in his shed.

Also fuck the Apple store interior.
 
To be fair, I fucking hated that hot rodded Enterprise and was glad it got blown up real good. I understand they wanted to update the look for modern and new audiences but goddamn if that didn't look like a rat rod Cleetus built in his shed.

Also fuck the Apple store interior.
Like everything else in those movies, it could have been cool, but it doesn't really do any cool stuff. It feels like it's made out of tin because of how fast the action goes. It ain't like in the TOS movies where the explosions have weight to it. Shit, I think Nemesis handled its ship combat better. The E gets into a knockdown, drag-out fight and limps away victorious.
 
To be fair, I fucking hated that hot rodded Enterprise and was glad it got blown up real good. I understand they wanted to update the look for modern and new audiences but goddamn if that didn't look like a rat rod Cleetus built in his shed.

Also fuck the Apple store interior.
Agreed. The ienterprise biting it was something I liked about the movie. That stupid looking piece of shit was a jobber in every movie.

Constitution II Enterprise best Enterprise.
 
Agreed. The ienterprise biting it was something I liked about the movie. That stupid looking piece of shit was a jobber in every movie.

Constitution II Enterprise best Enterprise.
Now that you mention it, oftentimes in TNG scripts, they would just write "older Starfleet ship" whenever they used the Excelsior on screen. Why not use the old Enterprise-A model? It looks cool and it's not like Starfleet is adverse to using old, out-of-date ships.
 
Weren't many Constitution IIs as it seem just a handful of them got made.
As compared to the Mirandas and Excelsiors which have been in continuously production all across the Federation for a most of a century. Even the newer ship classes meant to succeed the Miranda and Excelsior were built in much smaller numbers and for a relatively short duration.
 
Watching the Enterprise get btfo in beyond was good, and asides from some of the cheese it was a decent movie.
Older movies were able to generate tense battles without the wizz bang effects though. The end of undiscovered country was excellent...very little bang pew pew, but lots of 'faster dammit' and woosh! Was like a bomb diffusion
 
Watching the Enterprise get btfo in beyond was good, and asides from some of the cheese it was a decent movie.
Older movies were able to generate tense battles without the wizz bang effects though. The end of undiscovered country was excellent...very little bang pew pew, but lots of 'faster dammit' and woosh! Was like a bomb diffusion
One thing I really liked about those old movies is that every time a weapon is fired, it seriously affects the direction of the plot. I'll use TUC as an example:

1) Torpedoes fired at the IKS Gorkon. That's some Gulf of Tonkin shit!
2) Assassins gun down weightless Klingons. Phaser cuts off that dude's arm and the Chancellor is dead. There's Pepto Bismal everywhere.
3) Valeris vaporizes a pot. Oh, you can't vaporize evidence.
4) Chang's Bird of Prey nearly BTFO's the Enterprise. We visibly see the mess hall get blown up so we know just how fucked the Enterprise is.
5) The Enterprise fires a torpedo at Chang. The tension builds as we see Chang realize his opponent figured out how to actually fight him. Chang was a cat playing with his prey up until this one moment.
6) Scotty shoots Odo out the window. Self explanatory.

Modern movies have weapons going off all over the place and no one cares because they all miss 90 percent of the time.
 
I legit wonder what happened with Dave Cullen and him sucking this season's dick.
Robert Meyer Burnett happened. He's a long-time Star Trek "uberfan" and die-hard boomer to the franchise who's big claim to fame is directing the extras for one of the TNG disc releases. As a loud and proud fan of Star Trek, predictably, his career went nowhere further and he actually ended-up blocked by Paramount on social media, which eventually led him to show up trying to grift on YouTube a few years back off the backs of FNT / Midnight's Edge / Critical Drinker / Dave Cullen and the Star Trek wing of the former Fandom Menace.

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Anyone who uses an image like this unironically as a profile pic is a massive fucking douche.

RMB knows a lot more about the inner workings of Hollywood and Star Trek then your average YouTube cry-grifter fan but he's also essentially one of Hollywood (albiet sub-Z list), basically, and this is where that other shoe finally drops I guess because he got all the key YouTubers primed and ready to shill for Picard S3 and, by extension, a "Legacy" sequel to Picard S3 where the command structure of the next Enterprise would consist of a insubordinate 55- year old lesbian, her insubordinate equally-aged black crackhead lesbian lover, and a 40-year old Ensign fuckboi "adviser" who is also Picard and Crusher's son.

Basically, though he's right about a lot of Star Trek -related things and though he hated nuTrek, he really has never had any problem with the basic ideological underpinnings of it and the direction of the franchise and in terms of politics which is 50% of what the YouTubers screech about. In that regard, he was basically their sworn enemy lurking in their midst. He was friends / friendly with Picard S3 showrunner Terry Malatas, and this is where he decided to make his years of going undercover with Nazi Star Trek fans was supposed to pay off and it seems to have worked to a large extent.

In lieu of posting a fancy graphic detailnig the relationships, essentially it goes Matalas -> RMB -> Cullen / Nerdrotic / Drinker -> other lesser YouTubers. Not sure if he actually has any relationship with RLM or if that's a separate shill op, but in terms of the former Fandom Menace types, these thirsty fucks got played hard on this one and it begins with RMB.

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In lieu of posting a fancy graphic detailnig the relationships, essentially it goes Matalas -> RMB -> Cullen / Nerdrotic / Drinker -> other lesser YouTubers. Not sure if he actually has any relationship with RLM or if that's a separate shill op, but in terms of the former Fandom Menace types, these thirsty fucks got played hard on this one and it begins with RMB.
I find the psychology of these thirsty people more telling than the show itself. They just can't accept that the TNG era ended and think this elongated TNG movie is what fixed TNG movies despite being very similar to the TNG movies these people criticize as bad movies. For all their professions of preferring the TNG TV show, they forget why the TNG show worked the way it did. It was a five act dramatic series that often had well written, well acted guest characters trying to figure out the problem of the week. Shooting things, while an option, was rarely the solution to most problems. It's why the TNG show is timeless and gets better the older you are. Before you say that slow-paced shows that are about old people talking don't sell and no one watches them, I will remind you that Better Call Saul and House of Cards exist and those shows are about old people talking in rooms. What they've effectively said is that they want old people action movies with great special effects. Why? Because they like these old characters and can't admit their time has past. I understand the new characters aren't very good, but that has to do with bad writing backed by unmemorable performances.

In a rare good decision, Roddenberry was right to put as much distance between TNG and TOS as possible because it allowed TNG to develop its own identity and style. Now Picard season 3 is a show that is stuck in its own past, old actors, old villains, even old ships, which is the philosophical opposite of Star Trek as a whole. And as far as network executives are concerned, they probably learned that nostalgia-bait is of more value than actually telling good stories.

I follow Razorfist or Raging Golden Eagle's attitude. Watch alternatives and don't care that much about the ideology behind it. The fixation on Western media, while entertaining to complain about, is not improving Western media.
 
This really has nothing to do with anything, though the timing was admittedly apt with the Borg/Picard plotline.

Rewatching DS9 and I totally forgot Quark's line here.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iXnRhMIoj2I
I kinda love this, because it functions in a couple of ways. Yes, it's clearly a reference to Picard's speech in First Contact, and is a nice little reference for the fans. But at the same time, it functions completely independently - Quark here really fucking means it. His whole civilization is being changed all around him - the same ideology that has helped him become more successful than his father ever was, is now being taken away.

He's furious and full of passion, and it's great. The line lets you know just how serious this is - as serious as Picard was when he felt humanity was on the brink of destruction.

Anyway, that's enough rambling about a solitary line in DS9.
yeah the whole thing about Quark's distaste for the ways Ferengi society was changing was pretty great
 
I like/hate the first one. It's... flawed but there wasn't an outright malicious attempt to destroy Trek like what we have now. I refuse to acknowledge Into Darkness exists, it's one of the only movies I have ever walked out of, and yeah Beyond was fun. I'd rather have another 10 Beyonds than STD, LD, STP, and SNW.
I unironically like Star Trek '09. I have yet to give a shit about any Trek show beyond DS9 (okay, and The Adventures of Captain Proton) but I knew that the quality of the TNG had become absolutely dire, to the point where people were counting Galaxy Quest as a Star Trek movie to put any points on the board post First Contact.

Then '09 happened and it was... fun. Basically a generic sci-fi action movie with a Star Trek coat of paint, but it worked for what it was and didn't rely on knowing anything about the intricacies of the relationships between the nursing home residents. 7/10, easy.
 
Fuck it, they might as well do Star Trek but with Evangelion shit. Or if they did it, please quote me on it.
TNG had the Crystalline Entity with probably the closest thing to an Evangelion angel.

Also VOY had Q's son masturbating to an unconscious Seven of Nine if that counts.
Then '09 happened and it was... fun. Basically a generic sci-fi action movie with a Star Trek coat of paint, but it worked for what it was and didn't rely on knowing anything about the intricacies of the relationships between the nursing home residents. 7/10, easy.

I love the sets and pacing of the '09 movie but I really don't like Chris Pine as Kirk.

'09 has a flanderized version of Kirk, super cocky, always right, fucking cocktail waitresses two at a time.

While TOS Kirk was bookish high achiever that women loved but he could never requite because his true love was always the Enterprise.

In the manosphere terms 🤮 '09 Kirk was Alpha while TOS Kirk was Sigma.
 
While TOS Kirk was bookish high achiever that women loved but he could never requite because his true love was always the Enterprise.
One of the things that was quite a shock when I finally watched some real TOS episodes is that Kirk is not at all like the many parodies of him. He is really a disciplined man, as is Picard, but he does it according to his own personality.

At the end, both put the Enterprise and their duties as Starfleet officers above their own personal lives. Starfleet isn't an impediment to have a family and children: Jellico, Riker, Jack and Beverly Crusher, Sulu, Chekov, Geordi, Worf, O'Brian. They all found the time. Picard and Kirk simply didn't make it a priority.
 
One of the things that was quite a shock when I finally watched some real TOS episodes is that Kirk is not at all like the many parodies of him. He is really a disciplined man, as is Picard, but he does it according to his own personality.
TOS Kirk is also a role model. But at some point the idea of Kirk turned in to William Shatner IRL. A womanizer and massive ham with a terrible toupe.
 
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