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Now I'm watching clips from the movies (and fan remakes) and I feel... old again.
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Always fun seeing what cokeheads in the ’80s thought “future video games” were gonna be.space chess!
Constitution-class refit. It's militaristic enough for my taste, but also has some of the creature comforts of later designs. And the old lady can smack your shit up, if that's desired.If you could captain any of the ships, which? Personally, I'm a sucker for the Galaxy Class.
No, more likeAlways fun seeing what cokeheads in the ’80s thought “future video games” were gonna be.
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just wait until Disc Succ TWO drops!No, more like
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Also how many Federation starships have been hijacked like this?
Almost enslaved the Federation because he couldn’t keep his photon torpedo in the launcher.No, more like
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Galaxy Class fucks. Sovereign Class was a huge downgrade.If you could captain any of the ships, which? Personally, I'm a sucker for the Galaxy Class.
Galaxy Class fucks. Sovereign Class was a huge downgrade.



Yet a post DW era refitted Galaxy is still more versatile than a Sovereign in most categories whether in peace and in combat. Still the Sovereign is much better at the front leading in a fight.I like the design of the Sovereign class. It looks cool. The village in space of the Galaxy class is kind of dumb when you think about it but it is understandable for 25 episodes a year.
If I had to rank the five main bridges, it'd be:That said, Defiant > rest, regardless of the flaws the ship has in other departments.
One of the only times the darker lighting actually worked was with the clone Voyager in Course: Oblivion. The way it cut from the dark and heavily damaged bridge of clone Voyager to the normal lighted bridge of the real Voyager really highlighted the contrast between both ships.
Still better than Discovery having the ship announce BLACK ALERT right before using the Spore Drive.
It says a lot when even Spaceballs understood the flaw of not wearing a seatbelt on a spaceship.It's like the whole concept you're in a ship in space and every episode, or almost every episode, shit gets shot at you that rocks the ship back and forth and knocks everyone all over the place, but nobody has anything at all to protect them from that. What the fuck? Are seat belts a lost technology in the future in SPAAAAAAACE?
The whole idea of using restraints to prevent getting turned into jelly from collisions just disappeared from human knowledge?
Car seats IN SPACE!Too bad they deleted it from Nemesis. I forgot they had the MACO guy from Enterprise and JAG in the scene.
I feel like it was the worst in early TNG, especially the entire episode that had the characters complain about performing military exercises even though Picard specifically requested this in order to prepare for the Borg. Of course, the second the Borg took out an entire fleet of starships at Wolf 359, suddenly Starfleet didn't mind being a military organization.I find that the less militarized starfleet gets, the more obnoxious and goofy it becomes in both aesthetics and character behavior.
So if Kirk and La'an hooked up, would that make Khan his great-great grandpa?As for Spock fucks, there was a hint they'd side quest into La'an and Kirk's history but it ended up being an acknowledgement and they thankfully did nothing with it.
Maybe it's a Ned Flanders situation where he secretly has a ton of muscle underneath?At least Pine looks like he could pass for a young Kirk, but SNW Kirk looks like a vegan middle school teacher. Zero Shatner in there.
"You want the Genesis Device? Go get it!"
I mean, if hologram sex is a thing in the future, I don't see why vibrators can't still be used. Hell, maybe Data's penis works like one?Oh yeah, vibrators are canon in Star Trek. That's cool.
To be fair, Lower Decks revealed that Holodecks have biofilters that need to be regularily changed, so it's possible Barclay's warp plasma was contained through the biofilter.Also uh, in the holodeck, was all the jizz dematerialized and used as energy in the replicator like used plates are? When Troi replicates a dodeca chocolate super sundae with extra cream and cherries, is she eating Broccoli's jizz that he emptied into a Deanna Troi head in a box earlier?
The best part is the chair. That thing looks so damn comfy.Put me down for a Galaxy class
All that space, all that holodeck shenanigans plus the lush comfort of the officers quarters? Hell yes.
Holy shit I can promise you that those designers have never ever ever stepped foot into an actual ships berths.
It's sad how this doesn't even crack the top ten most embarrassing ways a ship in Star Trek has been hijacked.No, more like
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The Soverign-class has to be my favorite ship design. I just love how it looks like a natural evolution of the Enterprise with a more sleek design that still has the recognizable elements like the nacelles and deflector dishView attachment 7785201View attachment 7785202
I gotta say, the top-and-bottom headlamps are A E S T H E T I C.
Even if they don’t actually do shit.
Everything else about it? I could not care less. The spoon shape is uncessary, and the nacelles somehow dumber than ever.
The bridge is fine, I guess. I’m relieved the TNG-style chairs are still there, Blue floor highlights are obviously just there so the ship can drop into permanent red alert later. It's lazy because nobody planned to light this thing up properly.
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Constitution-class refit. It's militaristic enough for my taste, but also has some of the creature comforts of later designs. And the old lady can smack your shit up, if that's desired.
They had to rename it when Mikey Spock came aboard.Still better than Discovery having the ship announce BLACK ALERT right before using the Spore Drive.
While that's true, there is something else to consider here. Inertial dampners, especially FAILING inertial dampners. Just imagine what'll happen on the Enterprise-D when these badboys suddenly go offline, while the ship is pulling a 200+ G acceleration to match her top sublight velocity...It says a lot when even Spaceballs understood the flaw of not wearing a seatbelt on a spaceship.