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Mr. Racewar1488 said:
How do male Klingons cross their legs when they have two dicks and presumably four balls? Sitting cross-legged means he is without honor.
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In Kurtzman Trek they probably have to endure a struggle session about their toxic Klingon masculinity genes and they get so buck broken that they turn into a generic soyboy.
 
CervixHammer said:
>the Klingon's name is Jayden
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I thought you were joking... Jesus Christ, IMDb says you are correct.

This show is DOA if we were living in normal times. The characters have troon names, for starters. William Riker, Katherine Janeway, Harry Kim, Jake Sisko... Yeah nah. Genesis Lythe... Darem Reymi...

And it's all blacks. But not blacks like Sisko or Michael Dorn, Tony Todd, or Geordi, rather blacks who would troon up and become lesbians.
 
Screamer_2 said:
On the skirt, remember that Rebecca Romijn had to argue with production on Strange New Worlds to be able to wear a miniskirt.
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What a colossal waste of a killer uniform. SNW is so mediocre it hurts. The aesthetics? Perfect. The execution? Pure chloroform.
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
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Tilly lost weight and they made the gay Klingon's voice artificially deep. This is either going to be boring as fuck or a glorious trainwreck.
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Please.....stop this.....

Aight I will go in and live react, having thankfully missed this shit dropping out the sphincter back Sunday...

0:00-0:30 - immediate overly emotive whispering, followed by Space Drumpf cackling randomly as he sends mutt protagonist's mom to Alligator Auschwitz Gorn Gallitep....god my gut feeling is positively shriekin at me how bad this is gonna be

0:30-1:00 - Captain Stepmom/Elizabeth warren looks dehydrated aaaaaaaand my sarcastic Stepmom quip is already validated as she adopts the greasy and already annoyingly pissy mulatto as her new and diverse adopted son to show off to the rest of the starfleet wine moms, and BOY did I call it back when I guessed there would be some unwitting "white woman patiently and kindly civilises the brown savage and dazzles him with modern technology" cringe

1:00-1:30 - middle aged pooner who I guess was on discovery literally could not sound less interested in the generic "being in starfleet means connecting with people and stuff" lines off the cuecards. Also nice to see that Tilly took the Leola Root Stew diet and shed thirty stone to simply being a rotund bovine....speaking of which nigglypuff seems to be a slurred mumbletalker which is gonna be a really unique hell for whomever is forced to watch this shit for review purposes. Oh and fucking wonderful, the already infamous Fem'Hadar specimen played by the shaniqua bongland comedian I prayed had died in a freak fried chicken accident back in like 2009 is using her natural voice so we finally have a female Jem'Hadar going full menopausal OOGA BOOGA INNIT BRUV....fuck my ass this is gonna be so fucking bad. Oh and speaking of accents, turns out the retard I pegged as "evil privileged mostly white character" has some mush mouth UK accent too...and oh jesus the actual fuck are they doing with Zesty the Wonder Klingon's voice?!

1:30-2:00 - Ok at this stage only Captain Stepmom and Muttagonist have halfway tolerable voices...the fuck is with that "IF I LOSE CONTROL I HURT PEOPLE" mongoloid...like is the actress deaf or has she just been sucking on Fem'Hadar's barbed clit for too long. Random shots of Robert Picardo looking miserable as he should, Space Trump facing off against Captain Stepmom threatening something vague yet ominous, random splosion shots and.....ok Captain Stepmom is either high, legitimately has special needs, or is treating Muttagonist like a literal little baby infant child complete with silly voices and fingerpainting.

2:00-2:23 - More generic effects shots and its over.

Checkin back on muh predictions and I have a really bad feeling I am close to 100% right with all of it.
 
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WonderWino said:
I did. My advice is avoid it like the plague. That game is fucking awful. The demo is also incredibly short
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I was just coming here to say the same thing.

It runs like absolute dogshit on max settings, I think I was getting ~15FPS until I knocked it down. There's no way that a mostly 2D game should run like that.

Gameplay is dogwater. There's no voiceover, which wouldn't be a problem if the sound design wasn't trash. All the character art is awful as well, CBS owns the copyright to their likeness, there's no reason for them to look so uncanny valley.

Avoid, avoid, avoid.
 
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
I was just coming here to say the same thing.

It runs like absolute dogshit on max settings, I think I was getting ~15FPS until I knocked it down. There's no way that a mostly 2D game should run like that.

Gameplay is dogwater. There's no voiceover, which wouldn't be a problem if the sound design wasn't trash. All the character art is awful as well, CBS owns the copyright to their likeness, there's no reason for them to look so uncanny valley.

Avoid, avoid, avoid.
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On max settings? You could fry an egg on my GPU on the lowest settings, make of that what you will. The only other game i've had that happen with was that colony ship game. Which also uses the unreal 5 engine. Seems to be an issue with it. Shit i'm saying that as somebody who recently finished RDR2 on considerably below the minimum settings for ram. I can get that to run well enough to get all the way through but this game ran like shit. and I still don't know what in the actual fuck was going on with combat. I literally pushed buttons until something happened, as nothing seemed to do what it said it was supposed to do. Not to mention it was rather awkward to see 'the ships have surrendered' immediately followed by that cutscene of chakotay suicide running his ship into the kazon carrier jem'hadar style. Thats a real interesting way of dealing with a ship that surrendered there. and with that i'm sure janeway began her reign of terror across the delta quadrant

I also noticed you run out of energy way, way too fast. Just going from one planet to the next to get mine more nearly drains you completely. and thats with a handful of rooms operating. That definitely needs a balance pass. Plus most of the systems aren't even shown off in the demo at all

Though i'm not so sure about cbs owning the copyright to their likenesses. The copyright to the character yes but you generally have to get permission from the actor involved to use their license commercially. This has been the case with STO for example, and is why they contact the actors about it and why kirk is never going to show up, cause of that incident with the former community manager majorly pissing him off on twitter harassing him to do VO shit for them. They've pointed out its one of the biggest dev expenses these days
 
I went on something of a hiatus from Voyager after only like 3 episodes. I really wanted to get to Season 4, Worf, and especially "The Visitor" asap.
Anyway, I'm about to watch @Curzon Dax-sama 's presumably favorite episode.

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I'm going to ignore all this in favor of the AI-generated Canadian Vampire Kirk Generations sequel timeline. It's for the best.
 
Curzon Dax-sama said:
You guessed that right. Curzon-Odo was fun
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I remember Ira Behr sounding apologetic about that episode. "Shecky Curzon.” He is like some drunk lounge comic in Vegas.

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Then years later he pops up in LD and he’s a clearance-rack Rick Sanchez. For a guy who’s supposedly a cornerstone of Federation politics, I should feel like I know him but I don’t.
 
Captain Syrup said:
I remember Ira Behr sounding apologetic about that episode. "Shecky Curzon.” He is like some drunk lounge comic in Vegas.
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One of the shortcomings of DS9 was to dangle Curzon's shenanigans in front of us, and never truly or fully deliver on it. It could have been something cool if they did.
 
Curzon Dax-sama said:
One of the shortcomings of DS9 was to dangle Curzon's shenanigans in front of us, and never truly or fully deliver on it. It could have been something cool if they did.
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Just as likely not, though. There's a reason why Calvin only ever obliquely referenced the "Noodle Incident".
 
Curzon Dax-sama said:
One of the shortcomings of DS9 was to dangle Curzon's shenanigans in front of us, and never truly or fully deliver on it. It could have been something cool if they did.
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I don’t even really blame them because look at Dax’s other personas. This guy’s a fat ass! That one’s an old lady! One trait per Trill.

The episode with Curzon needed more than that though. "He was a party animal who fucked anything that moves!!" Uh, yeah, I know. "Also he was thirsty for Jadzia and that’s why he gave her his space worm."

And yes, yes, I know, Curzon was a stand-up guy at the end of the day, that’s why he initially scrolled past Jadzia as a legacy candidate. But it adds this unnecessary layer of Curzon skin-walking as an intern he wanted to smash.:lossmanjack:
 
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