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What is Kurtzman Trek's obsession with the black & white cookie race from TOS?
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Didn't they die off in TOS when there were only two left, both of which were dudes?

Starfleet Academy isn't Fagolyte levels of bad...yet. It's not funny bad, just shitty.

Episode two starts with DEI bullshit:
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It's the 32nd fucking century, why are people still in fucking wheelchairs!?

'member Boothby? I 'member!
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Welcome to the Star Fleet Quality Learing Center!
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More DEI
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There's a Betazed Trump. Seriously.
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VOY aliens are just WCW reskins.

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Here's Not-Baron Harkonnen, he doesn’t float, he just… stands ominously.
Voyager's greatest foe: A space garbage man.
Yep, I believe it was integrated to the combadges.
That's honestly one of the better pieces of 32nd century tech. It feels like a natural evolution of Starfleet equipment, unlike tapping your badge to go anywhere you want on the ship.
VOY rolls around and Janeway thinks, "Huh what a coincidence this guy is exactly the same,”
I'm surprised they never mentioned or at least acknowledged how similar the two looked until Lower Decks.
Fluidic space is what, space that has water in it or something? Dopey treknobabble even by VOY standards.
"The Borg are part-machine, and machines can't get wet, so..."
I mean it's fucking Paul Giamatti. I just cannot take him intimidating anyone.
Can't we get a more menacing actor, like Jim Parsons?
Well, that was an unpleasant experience.
Oh, no:
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Did they just take Rok's cartoon model, color it orange, and call it a day?
Prodigy has fans?
More than Picard, at least.
It's a callback to the Voyager pilot.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rn1QP9oL5V0
I get that. I just don't get why medical tricorders are still a thing when tricorders have been integrated into the combadges by this point.
What is Kurtzman Trek's obsession with the black & white cookie race from TOS?
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Didn't they die off in TOS when there were only two left, both of which were dudes?
I can at least buy the race surviving another generation or two if there are colonies in space like Babylon 5's Markab, but this is several centuries since the war wiped out most of the race.
Episode two starts with DEI bullshit:
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It's the 32nd fucking century, why are people still in fucking wheelchairs!?
Wasn't there an alien in DS9 who needed a wheelchair because of the gravity? Why not just do that instead of having a regular human in a wheelchair?
Welcome to the Star Fleet Learing Center!
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So is that a Starfleet-issued hijab, or did she just happen to have a yellow one at home?
There's a Betazed Trump. Seriously.
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At least it's not the Klingons as Trump again.
 
It's a callback to the Voyager pilot.
I gotta say, man, surprisingly realistic moment from "Caretaker." Finally, a Starfleet guy who’s like “uhhh I don’t know what the fuck these instruments do." He’s like a boomer trying to use the self-checkout.



And the doctor cops an attitude like most people would. STFU, you're a flashlight with opinions.
 
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Wasn't there an alien in DS9 who needed a wheelchair because of the gravity? Why not just do that instead of having a regular human in a wheelchair?
Even worse, it's not motorized. She's in the background of a scene wheeling about. There's a scene where the Betazoid chick gets to see some humpback whales in an aquarium and she says the female one is pregnant. They are the hell not your whales, Kurtzman. Stop stealing shit from your betters.
 
I gotta say, man, surprisingly realistic moment. from "Caretaker." Finally, a Starfleet guy who’s like “uhhh I don’t know what the fuck these instruments do." He’s like a boomer trying to use the self-checkout.

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And the doctor cops an attitude like most people would. STFU, you're a flashlight with opinions.
Janeway: We're 75 years from home and our entire medical staff is dead, so you're the Chief Medical Officer now.
EMH:
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Even worse, it's not motorized.
Seriously? It's not even a cool future wheelchair that can fly or shoot lasers?
 
What is Kurtzman Trek's obsession with the black & white cookie race from TOS?
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Didn't they die off in TOS when there were only two left, both of which were dudes?
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Yes. They fucking killed each other at the end of the episode, leading to the total fucking extinction of their species. She literally cannot exist :story: holy fuck this is bad.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u5ozNRUW7Kw
Hollywood superstar and national treasure, Rich Evans, is finally reviewing DS9. I guess Mike is there too.
Are they making DS9 videos because of the new Kurtzman Trek spin-off?
I like Razorfist's The Depths of DS9 series.

So is that a Starfleet-issued hijab, or did she just happen to have a yellow one at home?
I wouldn't be surprised if they made that character based on one of their "fans". They wrote a blogpost about her on their official website at the time.
It's the usual Kurtzman Trek dumb virtue-signalling while they ignore that Islam (and the other Earth religions) are gone by the time of TNG.
Just because LaForge is from Somalia doesn't mean he is retroactively muslim. Also Somalia is under Sharia law so they are forced to follow the rules of Islam or they get their head cut off.


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(just sharing some of the stuff I have in my STD folder)
 
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I personally loved Rich Evans in Never Been Kissed.

It's the 32nd fucking century, why are people still in fucking wheelchairs!?
Because, some time back in the 80s, Patrick Stewart said that people in the future wouldn't mind a bald captain, which is a fair point (npi) about societal views in the Trek universe.

Yet, idiots don't get that being bald ain't a medical condition that kept him from act like a captain.

It's not the same case as Geordi, whose blindness seems to have been hard or even impossible to cure when he was still young, so he used the visor to be functional. What both Beverly and Pulaski offered him seem to have been new treatments he didn't bothered to even research because he was comfortable with the visor and could work properly with it. He later received his implants because not just it was better for the actor, but the character also didn't have any good reason to not have them. I'm sure that, as a chief engineer, he chose what could be better for his career. His decision is similar to finally accept lasik and leave the glasses. It's not always a cosmetic decision, but a practical one.

There are things they still couldn't cure in tng time. Geordi's blindness hasn't been cured, he's just been given a more modern optical help. They couldn't cure Worf's spine either and he was lucky that new treatment worked. That chic from DS9 wasn't a cripple, she just needed aid to function in a different gravity. Morons just see the physical aspect.
 
There are things they still couldn't cure in tng time. Geordi's blindness hasn't been cured, he's just been given a more modern optical help. They couldn't cure Worf's spine either and he was lucky that new treatment worked. That chic from DS9 wasn't a cripple, she just needed aid to function in a different gravity. Morons just see the physical aspect.
To be fair, the writer of that episode was one of those morons.
 
To be fair, the writer of that episode was one of those morons.
Yeah, he didn't realize that if you put a person used to 1G in a world of .5G, that just makes her John Carter of Mars, arguably the first superhero. Inversely, putting Melora in a 1G environment effectively makes her morbidly obese because she's got double the weight her muscles have to work against.
 
I’m not watching this show. I refuse. Life is too short and my brain is already soup.

Every review is just like “well, it’s not as bad as Discovery.'

 
This sums up every halfway attractive woman in the show:
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I’m not watching this show. I refuse. Life is too short and my brain is already soup.

Every review is just like “well, it’s not as bad as Discovery.'

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qK5nqmHz0UA

Same. I'm only watching the reviews by Nitpicking Nerd and Disparu.
Yeah, don't bother. I'll take one for the team and screenshot the most retarded shit every Thursday. The 1080p rip of the first episode doesn't have more than 500 seeds and the second episode has even less. There's shitty anime with more seeds.
 
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