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I guess he's the one behind the Star Trek references in the programs of the Trump Administration.
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Mr. Racewar1488 said:
What is Kurtzman Trek's obsession with the black & white cookie race from TOS?
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Didn't they die off in TOS when there were only two left, both of which were dudes?
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Well you see, that is one of the white-on-the-left master race, they probably used their tricknology to escape right before the white-on-the-right niggers rioted over lack of gibs and doomed the planet.
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
Episode two starts with DEI bullshit:
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It's the 32nd fucking century, why are people still in fucking wheelchairs!?
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The only reason someone would be in a wheelchair in the 32nd century is because they are literally too lazy to walk. Maybe they suck dick for cock.
 
I think it's been mentioned but Jesus Christ, Holly Hunter can not act or enunciate. Nor the fat one.
Ok, I give up. I made it 32 minutes. I survived Discovery and Picard but... I just can't.
 
DavidS877 said:
I think it's been mentioned but Jesus Christ, Holly Hunter can not act or enunciate. Nor the fat one.
Ok, I give up. I made it 32 minutes. I survived Discovery and Picard but... I just can't.
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Sorry man, to be honest I was kind of surprised at how hard I was laughing at some of the dialogue. It turned out to be a so bad it was funny type of situation. Also, Paul Giamatti plays a Klingarian (I think that's what he said) I guess the species is a fair bit stronger than humans 'cause he was going toe-to-toe and landing some good hits on the young kid.
 
Travoltron said:
He has the most punchable face I've ever seen.
I know those on the Woke Left take immense pleasure in breaking our toys and hurting us, so I try not to give them that satisfaction. I just refuse to watch any of their crap. I don't even bother pirating it.
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From Academy's announcement, I could tell Kurtzman was intentionally using it for two things:
  1. Another year worth of work for his unemployable cadre of CW network girl-drama writers and producers.
  2. Rage bait designed to shit on any remaining fans with the extra chromosomes needed to care at this point.
And I think his failure is now so complete that even the rage baiting isn't working. I don't know anyone who cares enough to actually bitch about the show. All that's left is fat lesbian jokes and Holly Hunter forgetting how to act. Piracy isn't even a question—they're showing it for free on Youtube and people still can't be bothered to hatewatch.

Kurtzman and co. will sail off into the distance on a sea of indifference, trailing a path of smoking wreckage...

Miller said:
I guess he's the one behind the Star Trek references in the programs of the Trump Administration.
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Truly, our most important Jew. We must protect him.
 
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At least the comments on the YouTube premiere are great:

Is there a Cheesecake Factory on that ship?
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"Admiral, I'm receiving whale song."
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The bridge of the ship looks like a Peppermill restaurant
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Not even Disney could've messed it up like this LOL
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I just skipped around the episode and everywhere I stopped I was presented with some of the most unappealing actors around who looked like aliens with or without makeup.
 
Xev said:
Why is there a fat, autistic hologram
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The crazy engineer who came up with the idea to make a hologram like that should be put in a Federation reeducation camp.

Commander X said:
I just skipped around the episode and everywhere I stopped I was presented with some of the most unappealing actors around who looked like aliens with or without makeup.
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...and the aliens all look weird, they have big heads but slim bodies.
 
It really is some kind of skill to make Star Trek into such a repulsive mess. I've only seen Picard season 3 and it was watchable. Discovery and all this stuff is so UGLY looking. Those Strange New World clips in this latest RLM DS9 looked even worse than the rest. It rivals what they did to Star Wars. Honestly I think even The Acolyte had better set design and crap.
 
DavidS877 said:
I think it's been mentioned but Jesus Christ, Holly Hunter can not act or enunciate.
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Holly Hunter is baffling to me because I know she can act. The Incredibles rules, and she was good in the ’90s. I saw her bare ass in Living Out Loud and was like, “Hell yeah, cinema is BACK.” (We were living on scraps.)

Now she talks like she has lockjaw. Maybe her hearing loss got worse?
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This fucking show

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I know there's some bullshit excuse for why she sits sideways, but fuck me. Holly looks like an old person sprawled out at Starbucks like they pay rent. "I almost live here.”
 
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Captain Syrup said:
Holly Hunter is baffling to me because I know she can act. The Incredibles rules, and she was good in the ’90s. I saw her bare ass in Living Out Loud and was like, “Hell yeah, cinema is BACK.” (We were living on scraps.)

Now she talks like she has lockjaw. Maybe her hearing loss got worse?

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I know there's some bullshit excuse for why she sits sideways, but fuck me. Holly looks like an old person sprawled out at Starbucks like they pay rent. "I almost live here.”
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They have her doing autistic shit like this, unless I'm wrong and this is what peak Captaining looks like

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Dragged Into Sunlight said:
A bunch of YA-reading women who have stuff like AHHD/Autism/Cat Mom in their bios.
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It’s not really a writers’ room problem so much as a studio brain problem, which is that the people making Star Trek appear to be embarrassed by it. They keep trying to sell it as a Netflix dramedy you half-watch in a hoodie.

“90210 in space” was never going to work, but Paramount needs to accept that there is no vast, untapped audience of normies who will be duped into watching Not-Trek.
 
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