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Commissar Fuklaw said:
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I'm no Euphoric-American, far from it, but when it comes to the Bajoran religion, I deny the existence of the Prophets up and down, mostly out of spite.

Sisko's conversations with them? Hallucinations brought on by bad shellfish.
The Jem'Hadar fleet blinking out of existence? Warp storm.
Orbs? Aquarium gravel.
Getting sent back in time to rescue Kirk from tribbles? Okay this actually happened.
 
Afinepickle said:
Rewatching DS9 for the first time in over a decade and holy fuck did I forget just how much I hate the Bajorans and every single plot element that has anothing to do with their stupid shit.

It's like the writers try to force you to sympathize with them while also making them as unlikable as humanly possible. And no even if that was done on purpose for some interminably faggy reason it doesn't make that writing decision any less retarded.

The Federation should've just left Bajor under a Cardassian boot.
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I think there are at least 2 episodes that made the Bajorans look like shit: the one with the old man being forced out of his property because the provisional Government wants to turn that moon into an energy farm, and the one with the refugees who came from the wormhole to find a new home and Kira is like "erm... refugees are not welcome here, we are the eternal victims".
 
Miller said:
I think there are at least 2 episodes that made the Bajorans look like shit: the one with the old man being forced out of his property because the provisional Government wants to turn that moon into an energy farm, and the one with the refugees who came from the wormhole to find a new home and Kira is like "erm... refugees are not welcome here, we are the eternal victims".
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What about the one where the wormhole shits out that old retarded poet from hundreds of years ago and he takes over as emissary and shits everything up by enforcing some ancient caste system nobody wants but just instantly adopts for no discernible reason?
 
Xev said:
What about the one where the wormhole shits out that old retarded poet from hundreds of years ago and he takes over as emissary and shits everything up by enforcing some ancient caste system nobody wants but just instantly adopts for no discernible reason?
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To the point where a Bajoran pushes someone off the promenade for violating the caste system lmfao
 
Dragged Into Sunlight said:
To the point where a Bajoran pushes someone off the promenade for violating the caste system lmfao
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ngl I like the way the Bajorans are a miserable bunch of backwater savages who only stop killing each other because somebody lands on their planet
they're pretty consistently depicted as dumber than a sack of rocks and a bunch of pricks
 
It's The Sisko episode and an episode about the fat nigger hologram. Fuck...

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The start of the episode sums up every episode of Kurtzman Trek. Hopefully thumbnails start working soon.

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The first five minutes is full of this pop-up bullshit explaining things you already know.

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It's not Kurtzman Trek without a little puke! Yeah, Kyonians puke glitter.

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Keep The Sisko's name out of your fucking mouth!

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The writers are unwittingly based when describing Bajorans and their gay little religion.

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Cirroc Lofton as Jake.

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Gay love triangles? In my Star Trek? It's more likely than you think.

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Of course one of the writers wrote themselves to be a Dax. Nevermind symbiotes don't live for over a thousand years.
 
Xev said:
What about the one where the wormhole shits out that old retarded poet from hundreds of years ago and he takes over as emissary and shits everything up by enforcing some ancient caste system nobody wants but just instantly adopts for no discernible reason?
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Love it. It’s insane. Kira immediately quits her extremely important military position, "God said I need to go do pottery now." She doesn’t even argue. And then she’s just beating that clay like it owes her money.

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They accidentally imply that Bajor was kind of a mess before apartheid. And then later they get tricked again by Dukat doing cult leader shit.

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And everyone else in the Dominion is like, “When did this guy get religion?" They never fully say it, but Dukat’s basically roleplaying spirituality every other Cardsassian abandoned.

Still though. Messy writing.
 
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m1ddl3m4rch said:
Seska couldn't have been more obviously villainous if she had a mustache to twirl.
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Yeah but if Voyager had been better written, most of the marquis crew members would have been at least a little bit shifty. (like Brad Dourif)
 
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Captain Syrup said:
Bajorans are certainly kill-happy. "Ah yes, I will now throw myself off a balcony to make a point.”

Spencer’s Gifts mezzanine suicide.

That’s why in the Mirror Universe they’re just violent immediately.:story:
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This I actually liked in the show. Like that monk who set himself on fire and buddha-posed until he was in nirvana.

As I was watching last night I wondered wtf those color flags with holes in them on the promenade were for.
 
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