Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

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I liked her dykey haircut, it made her seem like more of a firecracker.
I know short hair was in vogue then.

There's so many chic cuts, but no, Give her the "Never Gonna Give You Up"

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The most unrealistic thing (in this show about pyramids as UFO Uber lots ) is Daniel Jackson not ramming his dick in Vala Mal Doran's ass.
Bro, if 2005 Claudia Black is in your bed wearing this:
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And you turn her down? Yeah, you're a prancing la-la homo man. I'm a raging antisemite and even I wouldn't turn her down.
 
Bro, if 2005 Claudia Black is in your bed wearing this:
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And you turn her down? Yeah, you're a prancing la-la homo man. I'm a raging antisemite and even I wouldn't turn her down.

The tricky thing about shows like that is that the actresses are limited to being cute or hot but the actors are not, and audiences, especially younger male audiences like 99% of the viewership of Stargate, will not accept the possibility of some ogre turning down a consequence free night with a ten, even if it makes sense in the context of the story.

To bring it back to Trek, this is why Harry Kim looks like a homo when he stammers and literally runs away when Seven propositions him while wearing a skintight catsuit and high heels. A more realistic Seven would look like a frumpy pallid Soviet woman but with surgical scars all over her face and body, and that is often how she is written, but that is not what's put before our eyes.
 
The tricky thing about shows like that is that the actresses are limited to being cute or hot but the actors are not, and audiences, especially younger male audiences like 99% of the viewership of Stargate, will not accept the possibility of some ogre turning down a consequence free night with a ten, even if it makes sense in the context of the story.
It does make sense in SG1 because Daniel is fucking autistic and actually cares about Vala so doesn't want to use her.

To bring it back to Trek, this is why Harry Kim looks like a homo when he stammers and literally runs away when Seven propositions him while wearing a skintight catsuit and high heels.
To be fair, Seven is the equivalent of a 10 year old at this point so it'd be really weird.
 
His wife! The wife! Remember his wife?

In Back to the Future they left Elizabeth Shue on the porch, sorry, timeline's full. I'd rather they did that with Sha're.

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It does make sense in SG1 because Daniel is fucking autistic and actually cares about Vala so doesn't want to use her.
He wasn't really gentle about rejecting Vala.:story: He must honor his wife's memory by never getting his dick wet again.
 
In Back to the Future they left Elizabeth Shue on the porch, sorry, timeline's full. I'd rather they did that with Sha're.
Remember Heroes season 2 when Nathan (accidentally) left that hot Irish girl Caitlyn in that hellish alternate reality future and then literally NEVER went back for her?

Goddamn that pissed me off. It was like Bo Peep looking for her sheep plot that gets completely abandoned in Babes in Toyland.
 
Leeta probably eats tube grubs, though.
Besides, she's Bajoran. I hope you enjoy doing hours long rituals every few days in order to appease noncorporeal and nontemporal aliens living in a wormhole. And if you dare question their so-called "religion" she'll blow up a school. TBD, Total Bajoran Death.
 
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