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Gene Roddenberry's creepy sex movie is coming to Blu-ray.
I've never actually seen it. I haven't seen any of his non-Trek stuff.
I watched that Questor Tapes thing back in the day
I dimly recall occasionally going "ohhhh, that thing, yeah" at something that was later recycled for Data or Phase 2 or whatever
one of these day's I'll catch Andromeda
I hate this so goddamn much.

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Better game gives us superior vulcan.
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but I'll be fair the idea a planeswalker could summon up basically anybody I think was legit, it was just licensing issues preventing them from bringing out Jim Kirk and Doctor Who (yes Peter Cushing) unless you had a Ring Of Maruf and a very lenient judge
 
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Star Trek: We Gave Up 20 Years Ago Season 33 Episode 19: "Where No Girl Has Gone Before" - Ezri finds another Dax host that was hidden who was a Tier 1 SpecOps warfighter and forms a team to extract a Tal Shiar agent that killed her past lover. Admiral Janeway orders the Enterprise to mine coffee from a nebula. Keiko accidentally plants kudzu on a planet and Chief O'Brien has to save her from being executed by the locals.
 
Current Year MTG sounds like that "dimensional merge" bullshit that "Chris Chan" derped up.

Fictional characters getting into a "Pooh's Adventures" or "The Loud House: Revamped" mess.
that was kinda the idea, the fact the first expansion was an existing public domain IP universe (Arabian Nights) doesn't really argue against summoning Winnie His Jar Exalted to fight Harry The Living Boy And His Horse And His Lack Of Pants
 
Lol, the 70s and 60s were so fucking gross.
I wasn't even around back then, but almost every fashion/decor trend is nasty.
The Furleys and their apartment from Three's Company are the perfect examples. Fuck, that entire show is, but the Furley's apartment is disgusting.

And then JJ Abrams happened...
Hey, it's easy enough to ignore anything from/after that era.

I pretend that shit doesn't exist and I'm happy with what I have that remains.
 
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So I finally finished re-watching The Orville and I forgot how fucking stupid the ending was for Season 3. Mercer and Grayson arguing against using the weapon on the Kaylon was pants-on-head stupid and the Union Council's compromise was equally stupid. The Kaylon literally told them "once we figure out a countermeasure, we will resume our genocide of all life in the galaxy." How could anyone be so naive to argue against eliminating the Kaylon when they're already on the brink of galactic scale genocide? The only reason it gets resolved is because the lipstick lesbian sacrificed herself to save everyone, including Kaylon Prime who ignored all the ways that humans risked their lives for Isaac over the previous two seasons. Oh, yeah, and all the other humans who fucking died to accomplish the mission. Kaylon Prime didn't mention any of those people, nor did the Orville. The writers killed off thousands of nameless Union service members, including some poor Asian pilot, but the white lipstick lesbian is the important one?

This is also compounded by the fact that they developed the weapon in the first place. Why develop a weapon that can genocide the Kaylon and then cry about using it? You wouldn't have needed to make it in the first place had Haveena not caused a military and diplomatic crisis. It would have made more sense for the Moclans and Krill to develop the weapon and then the Union to work with the Kaylon to disable it, with the Kaylon realizing that the Union is worth siding with. It would have made their entry into the Union make more sense.

Jesus Christ, these writers are shit!
 
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Star Trek: Excelsior Season 4, Episode 12, "Sulu's Stolen Future." Opens with Daniel Dae Kim as Prime Universe Sulu, fresh-faced cadet, holding his Starfleet Academy acceptance letter. John Cho pops out of a Jeffries tube, rips the letter out of his hands, kicks Prime Sulu in the balls, and says, "In my universe, I helm the Excelsior... and I fuck!" Then he beams Prime Sulu over to the Mirror Universe.

Spock is out here in a Nehru, controlling society, doing the Vulcan nerve pinch on anyone who frowns. Nog's printing his own currency with Spock-Mond's face on it. "Brave New Latinum." The World Controllers try to condition Nog and he just haggles with the hypnopedia machine.

Quark's bar is gone, now it's just SOMA and mandatory orgies, Rules of Acquisition still apply. Rule #49: "Never trust a bearded Vulcan with your future!"

Daniel Dae Kim is stuck on Terra as a delta caste janitor, mopping up after the orgies. Meanwhile in the Prime Universe, John Cho rails Uhura in the Captain's chair.
Lol, the 70s and 60s were so fucking gross.
Nothing ages worse then men's fashions.
 
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So I finally finished re-watching The Orville and I forgot how fucking stupid the ending was for Season 3. Mercer and Grayson arguing against using the weapon on the Kaylon was pants-on-head stupid and the Union Council's compromise was equally stupid. The Kaylon literally told them "once we figure out a countermeasure, we will resume our genocide of all life in the galaxy." How could anyone be so naive to argue against eliminating the Kaylon when they're already on the brink of galactic scale genocide? The only reason it gets resolved is because the lipstick lesbian sacrificed herself to save everyone, including Kaylon Prime who ignored all the ways that humans risked their lives for Isaac over the previous two seasons. Oh, yeah, and all the other humans who fucking died to accomplish the mission. Kaylon Prime didn't mention any of those people, nor did the Orville. The writers killed off thousands of nameless Union service members, including some poor Asian pilot, but the white lipstick lesbian is the important one?

This is also compounded by the fact that they developed the weapon in the first place. Why develop a weapon that can genocide the Kaylon and then cry about using it? You wouldn't have needed to make it in the first place had Haveena not caused a military and diplomatic crisis. It would have made more sense for the Moclans and Krill to develop the weapon and then the Union to work with the Kaylon to disable it, with the Kaylon realizing that the Union is worth siding with. It would have made their entry into the Union make more sense.

Jesus Christ, these writers are shit!
The only reason people like The Orville is because Kurtzman Trek is so shit. If you're wanting something similar to Star Trek I'd suggest Stargate SG 1. I just finished it and am almost done with Atlantis and I'm having a blast.
 
The only reason people like The Orville is because Kurtzman Trek is so shit. If you're wanting something similar to Star Trek I'd suggest Stargate SG 1. I just finished it and am almost done with Atlantis and I'm having a blast.
I have SG1 and Atlantis, along with the movies, all on DVD. I should rewatch it. Carter is a believable leader. Grayson is literally "alcoholic with famous admiral daddy" and nothing else, which is a shame because Adrianne Palicki is a great actress.
 
The only reason people like The Orville is because Kurtzman Trek is so shit. If you're wanting something similar to Star Trek I'd suggest Stargate SG 1. I just finished it and am almost done with Atlantis and I'm having a blast.
Just walked into a patient's room tonight who was in the middle of an SG1 episode. He and his wife are in their 80s and they love the show, lol.

Hard disagree. I have blazers that my dad wore decades ago and they still work because they're a common style and neutral colors.
It definitely depends.
 
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