Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

[rabo]

I bet all vulcan food tastes bland as fuck.

You're actually correct there. There's some reference to Vulcan food and it's indeed very bland. In one episode of Voyager Neelix makes Plomeek soup for Tuvok and adds spices to it because he thought it was too bland. Tuvok remarqued it now was "Rather picante"

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

I'd stay the fuck away from Klingon cuisine it's basically real Chinese cooking where they love their food to remind you as much as possible that this was a living thing. And in some case still living!

I'd love to try that thing Jake does with a Raktajino:
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And half the drinks that Quark mixes look so neat.

Absolutely would have to try Kanar too, as long as it's not just not colored corn syrup!

I'm not even a huge alcohol guy but all those alien drinks look so inviting!

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For such a grey, drab people, Romulan ale has such a nice color I'd love to try it.

I dunno, man, theres just something appetizingly horrific about some of the shit Klingons eat. Like what you'd expect the most barbaric, bloodthirsty badasses to eat.

And who knows, maybe it's one of those cases where it looks like shit but tastes great.

And yeah, I kinda want to try Romulan Ale as well. It looks strangely refreshing.

 

[rabo]

I dunno, man, theres just something appetizingly horrific about some of the shit Klingons eat. Like what you'd expect the most barbaric, bloodthirsty badasses to eat.

And who knows, maybe it's one of those cases where it looks like shit but tastes great.

And yeah, I kinda want to try Romulan Ale as well. It looks strangely refreshing.

Oh I agree it fits the Klingons perfectly. I admit that almost any character who tries tend to develop a taste for it so it must be pretty good. I just have very very white taste buds and I cut the fat off my steaks I can't imagine swallowing down something like Gagh.

 

[ditto]

For such a grey, drab people, Romulan ale has such a nice color I'd love to try it.

That's Kali-fal, which seems to be the Romulan version of Whisky. Good Kali-fal should forcibly open one's sinuses well before the first sip.

I can't imagine swallowing down something like Gagh.

Not to mention the different varities:

• Bithool gagh, which has feet.
• Filden gagh, which squirms.
• Meshta gagh, which jumps.
• Torgud gagh, which wiggles.
• Wistan gagh, which is packed in targ blood.
• TlhanpeQ gagh, which is pickled.
• Litvok gagh, which crawls.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Oh I agree it fits the Klingons perfectly. I admit that almost any character who tries tend to develop a taste for it so it must be pretty good. I just have very very white taste buds and I cut the fat off my steaks I can't imagine swallowing down something like Gagh.

I also cut the fat off my steaks. Partly because I detest the texture, partly because I always save the fat and grissle for my doggo.

I actually found a whole Tumblr someone made of Star Trek inspired recipes. But instead of using the original recipes portrayed on TV they tend to actually try to make edible foods.

For instance, Rokeg Blood Pie. In TNG it was just pumpkin pie mix, fruit juice, and a few raw beetroots.

Meanwhile the recipe on the tumblr actually includes pork blood, pork fat, onions, and requires baking.

Tempted to try some of these just for the fun.

 

[ditto]

I actually found a whole Tumblr someone made of Star Trek inspired recipes. But instead of using the original recipes portrayed on TV they tend to actually try to make edible foods.

Need the recipe for cellular peptide cake (with mint frosting.)

 

[Miller]

I'd try some Aldebaran whisky or some raktajino.

 

[Tookie]

The Burn turns out to have been caused by a Kelpien CWC who asploded all the dilithium because he cried so hard playing vidya. What a twist! Merry Christmas!

 

[Miller]

The previous episode (the one about Mirror Georgiou) made me physically sick. They turned the Guardian of Forever into Doctor Who. The crew was crying because Space Hitler was gone. I just couldn't believe that they unironically wrote these scenes. They all had something "uwu" to say about her, even Jet Reno.
Tilly: "She redefined the word badass"
Detmer: "I loved the way she dressed, with the leather jacket and the boots"
Burnham: "She was my Philippa".

The Burn turns out to have been caused by a Kelpien CWC who asploded all the dilithium because he cried so hard playing vidya. What a twist! Merry Christmas!

That one made me sad because it's the second episode of this season written by Anne Cofell Saunders. She never wrote something that bad in her career, she did the Pegasus episode of BSG, FFS. I'm starting to wonder if Kurtzman makes his writers get a lobotomy after they signed the contract.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

The Burn turns out to have been caused by a Kelpien CWC who asploded all the dilithium because he cried so hard playing vidya. What a twist! Merry Christmas!

Oh god, this makes no sense and I dread to ask: Can you elaborate?

They turned the Guardian of Forever into Doctor Who.

Can't really blame the creative team for that, they only know Dr. Who and Harry Potter.
Who am I kidding, you can absolutely blame them for that.

 

[Tookie]

Oh god, this makes no sense and I dread to ask: Can you elaborate?

Not really. A Kelpien retard who was born in a nebula surrounded by dilithium was trapped in a holodeck his entire life and when he screams he makes all the dilithium in the galaxy explode. That's it. That's the whole thing. It's nonsensical NuWho-style fairy tale bullshit.

I mean, at least it didn't involve Michael Burnham causing it so that's a plus. I can honestly say I did not expect that so points for that too.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Not really. A Kelpien retard who was born in a nebula surrounded by dilithium was trapped in a holodeck his entire life and when he screams he makes all the dilithium in the galaxy explode. That's it. That's the whole thing.

I mean, at least it didn't involve Michael Burnham causing it so that's a plus. I can honestly say I did not expect that so points for that too.

That sounds more retarded than the average Pakled.

 

[XYZpdq]

I'd stay the fuck away from Klingon cuisine it's basically real Chinese cooking where they love their food to remind you as much as possible that this was a living thing. And in some case still living!

I'd love to try that thing Jake does with a Raktajino:
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And half the drinks that Quark mixes look so neat.

Absolutely would have to try Kanar too, as long as it's not just not colored corn syrup!

I'm not even a huge alcohol guy but all those alien drinks look so inviting!

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For such a grey, drab people, Romulan ale has such a nice color I'd love to try it.

isn't Kanar supposed to be, like, fish liqour or something?

 

[Dr. Sexbot]

I mean, at least it didn't involve Michael Burnham causing it so that's a plus. I can honestly say I did not expect that so points for that too.

She still has time to save the day, don't worry fren.

 

[Miller]

She still has time to save the day, don't worry fren.

Exactly, she's still the key to everything. The second she left the Discovery, the ship got taken over by the Orion Karen.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Not really. A Kelpien retard who was born in a nebula surrounded by dilithium was trapped in a holodeck his entire life and when he screams he makes all the dilithium in the galaxy explode. That's it. That's the whole thing. It's nonsensical NuWho-style fairy tale bullshit.

I mean, at least it didn't involve Michael Burnham causing it so that's a plus. I can honestly say I did not expect that so points for that too.

So... screaming now blows up all Dilithium in the galaxy? Why? How? Wuh.

isn't Kanar supposed to be, like, fish liqour or something?

Got a recipe for something like that:
Buy some rather cheap Korn liquor and add salt until it stops dissolving in the liquor. Then you add a smoked fish. Let that sit for a week or so and it's ready to be enjoyed.
Once you get used to the taste, it's not really that bad, it's very briny and salty, but you can easily pound down a glass or two while anyone drinking it for the first time will suffer dearly. Perfect to troll people at parties.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

isn't Kanar supposed to be, like, fish liqour or something?

There were actually several types of Kanar shown throughout D9S. I figure they'd each be made from different ingredients.

 

[rabo]

isn't Kanar supposed to be, like, fish liqour or something?

Nah you're referring to the popular breakfast drink that's referenced but never named in Trials and Tribble-ations.

 

[Preferred Penne]

 

[Flexo]

Not really. A Kelpien retard who was born in a nebula surrounded by dilithium was trapped in a holodeck his entire life and when he screams he makes all the dilithium in the galaxy explode. That's it. That's the whole thing. It's nonsensical NuWho-style fairy tale bullshit.

I mean, at least it didn't involve Michael Burnham causing it so that's a plus. I can honestly say I did not expect that so points for that too.

I'm sorry... what?