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Another thing I'll notice is that when Data took Worf aside to tell him how his behavior was inappropriate, and he should not be berating a superior office in the presence of other crew, he acted according to the very rule he was laying down. He didn't publicly humiliate Worf.

And Worf, despite being a Klingon, put aside his resentment and admitted fault.

This short interchange showed that pretty much every officer on the Enterprise could, if circumstances required, make an excellent Captain themselves.

Imagine how badly a situation like this would spiral out of control if everyone were like Captain SJW Scumfuck.
Yeah, with today's media, it's kind of weird to see old media where people treat each other with respect and treating situations with actual gravitas without mugging at the camera...
A similar situation in newer shows would devolve into petty bitchfighting, stupid cringy dialogue and terrible attempts at humor, before someone strings together meaningless technobabble to overcome the problem of the week.
Star Trek is an idealized future, where the chain of command is being upheld in the most respectful and effective way. Data could chew out Worf, but it wouldn't do either any good. So they resolve it in private, but strangely enough, that isn't even the part that makes this stand out so much to me.
The whole thing would be fine with Data telling Worf to behave propperly and Worf agreeing, but instead, there's some obvious tension and Data brings up their friendship and that he's sorry if his actions have ended it. Worf in turn clarifies that he's the one who acted wrongly and both express that they would gladly continue to consider each other friends.
Even that small "I would not enter it as a reprimand, just as a transfer" is really a nice touch.
You can tell they put a lot of thought into this scene and it is maybe not a pivotal scene in the relationship between these two characters, but it's still an interesting character moment for the both of them.

You simply don't get that from modern Star Trek, cause they are way too far up their own ass about being lolsorandomandquirkAAAAY...

I am so glad there's still little glimmers of hope, like "The Expanse", which has strong female characters being absolute badasses, that still makes every character shine in their own right - male or female.

They act like parodies of real military officers instead of actual people. Like a bunch of discount-Whedon characters got dropped into Star Trek and instead of acting like real people just snark and quip their way through scenes until the next action scene.
I'd rather compare it to bitchy teenage highschool girls, that exchange catty remarks during lunchbreak. It's the old mantra of Hollywood:
What better way for a woman to show off how strong and independent she is, than to be a bitch and talk back at a male dudebro in an abrasive manner and making him look like a fool in the process?

The Borg would not want to assimilate the Federation if their data came from STD. Introducing such incompetent buffoons into the Collective would set the goal of perfection back thousands of years and maybe make it impossible
*USS Diversity is orbiting Earth, suddenly a Borg cube warps in*
Borg: "We are the Borg-"
*Borg is cut off and put on hold with funny elevator music playing before Captain Cunt strolls onto the Bridge, holding a "Male Tears" mug and a Funko-Pop of the female Dr. Who*
Captain Cunt: "Yes yesyesyesyes. We know the drill, you'll like, catch us, make us a part of your possé but we can't do shit about it and all that jazz like geez, get a grip you creepy stalkers. Yikes. Listen here buddy, can't you take a hint? We didn't consent to any of this shit, so get your shit together and leave us the fuck alone, now let's be real here..."
*While Captain Cunt prattles on, the camera pans over to the viewscreen, showing that the Borg have started bombarding Earth with a mass accelerator, that scours the surface to a depth of 10 km with high-energy particles going 99% the speed of light and turning every organic matter into ash*

Little known fact, when a lifeform is deemed regressive enough, the Borg will just wipe it out without a single trace of it ever existing. No one expected that one of the Great Filters of the Fermi Paradoxon would be toxic whedonism, but here we are.
 
You can always fuck with them and explain that Data isn't a man and doesn't have more than a cursory concept of race.
Next time, on Staaaarrrrrrr Trekthenextgeneration: While exploring the concept of racism, Data accidentally triggers a Black Lives Matter protest on the Enterprise!

<Quick shot of Data reciting a list of gamer words, continuing in voiceover as Worf and assorted extras smash control panels.>

Captain Picard takes a knee, but will it be enough to stop this peaceful protest?

<Picard and Riker kneel before Worf, who is dressed all in black, wears a beret, and carries a phaser rifle.>

Or will events spiral out of control?

<Geordi throws a Molotov cocktail at the warp core.>
 
Oh sweaty. Data is one two three of a kind and thus the rarest, shiniest and most oppressed race in the galaxy. He can do nothing but punch up.

Just because he's yellow and good at math doesn't mean he's automatically Asian.
Wasnt Dr Noonien Soong, who created Data et al, supposedly names after a friend of Roddenberry’s, that he supposedly lost touch with and had hopes said friend saw the show?
 
Wasnt Dr Noonien Soong, who created Data et al, supposedly names after a friend of Roddenberry’s, that he supposedly lost touch with and had hopes said friend saw the show?
So was Khan Noonien Singh. They were both named after Kim Noonien Wang.
 
Wasnt Dr Noonien Soong, who created Data et al, supposedly names after a friend of Roddenberry’s, that he supposedly lost touch with and had hopes said friend saw the show?
So was Khan Noonien Singh. They were both named after Kim Noonien Wang.
I vaguely remember hearing about this story back in the day when I was actually a bigger nerd than I currently am. lol

(It's all relative, and I'm still a nerd. I'm just not as invested in Trek as I used to be for obvious reasons.)
 
Next time, on Staaaarrrrrrr Trekthenextgeneration: While exploring the concept of racism, Data accidentally triggers a Black Lives Matter protest on the Enterprise!

<Quick shot of Data reciting a list of gamer words, continuing in voiceover as Worf and assorted extras smash control panels.>

Captain Picard takes a knee, but will it be enough to stop this peaceful protest?

<Picard and Riker kneel before Worf, who is dressed all in black, wears a beret, and carries a phaser rifle.>

Or will events spiral out of control?

<Geordi throws a Molotov cocktail at the warp core.>
Wait, Does Geordi even know he's Black?
 
What I don't get is: if they wanted to do a series centered around a stronk black womxn, why didn't they just fucking hire Whoopi to do a Guinan spin-off? She had a neat, mysterious back-story that would have allowed for all kinds of time-travel and Borg and Q and other fan service without having to retcon a fuck ton of shit? Like, the answer was laying right there in plain sight, guys! Her hats are fucking huge, how could you not notice her??

Edit: also, Whoopi is an actual actress with a long career and not some wooden figure from Walking Dead. Whoopi would have been great as wise old Guinan.
 
Wait, Does Geordi even know he's Black?
That's actually a really good question...

But the answer is yes. His eyes got fixed in the movies, more than once even, I wonder if he was disappointed to find out that his skin was a different color than most of his crewmates....

What I don't get is: if they wanted to do a series centered around a stronk black womxn, why didn't they just fucking hire Whoopi to do a Guinan spin-off? She had a neat, mysterious back-story that would have allowed for all kinds of time-travel and Borg and Q and other fan service without having to retcon a fuck ton of shit? Like, the answer was laying right there in plain sight, guys! Her hats are fucking huge, how could you not notice her??

Edit: also, Whoopi is an actual actress with a long career and not some wooden figure from Walking Dead. Whoopi would have been great as wise old Guinan.
Whoopie is kind of trash these days... but I'm not gonna lie, I would have preferred a show about her to STD. She'll probably show up in the next season of STP though, so it's the worst of both worlds. Pun intended.
 
Whoopie is kind of trash these days... but I'm not gonna lie, I would have preferred a show about her to STD. She'll probably show up in the next season of STP though, so it's the worst of both worlds. Pun intended.
Of course then we might have just got to see yet another character mercilessly murdered by the original actor, like Picard.
 
Of course then we might have just got to see yet another character mercilessly murdered by the original actor, like Picard.
Give me a moment. You are very likely correct, but I need more alcohol.
 
I just watched the episode where Echeb saves Seven's life by giving up his cortical node...

I had forgotten about that episode.






Alex Kurtzman has to get fucked through the throat.
 
Sorry for the trip down nostalgia lane. I was boobing around, and watching random clips of DS9 and Next Generation. The following clip popped up and reminded me about why Star Trek tng is so good. You have Patrick Stuart in a Star Trek setting where it most honestly centers on the Prime Directive.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vjuQRCG_sUw
The low number of cuts, lack of overbearing score, and calm, rational dialogue is something I dearly miss in tv shows. It engages with dialogue instead of flash. So refreshing.

When I first saw the end of ST: D's first episode, I immediately thought about this scene.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vMKtKNZw4Bo
Based solely on this memory of a scene, I decided ST:biggrin: was not for me and didn't watch any more of it.
Bailing out so early is a wise choice. It only gets worse, worse than anyone could have ever imagined. "Oh surely it can't be worse than Voyager or Enterprise!" Ha! ha ha ha cry cry

Wasnt Dr Noonien Soong, who created Data et al, supposedly names after a friend of Roddenberry’s, that he supposedly lost touch with and had hopes said friend saw the show?
I looke forward to the inevitable Nancy Soong spin-off where she creates an army of Datalic sex bots. As an animated children's show. Coming soon to Netflix!
 
I just watched the episode where Echeb saves Seven's life by giving up his cortical node...

I had forgotten about that episode.






Alex Kurtzman has to get fucked through the throat.
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I think he would enjoy that.

His contract is still running for two more years, so enjoy even more shitty godawful NuTrek.
 
What blows my mind is how Voyager is a more pleasent watch than any of the new shit and voyager is boring.
Voyager is silly and nonsensical at worst, but it's never mean spirited towards its legacy, fans or characters.

Back in the day, I was joking that ENT at least helped make Voyager look better in comparison, if only I had known. ENT might have been a bit of a lame duck of a show, but it was Star Trek through and through.

he already does, how do you think he gets and keeps all those jobs?
Hey man, don't judge. When someone like him persists on a soy-only diet, he has to get protein from somewhere.
 
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