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Or the time before Trek where she had to do seedy pseudo porn to make a living
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'Computer, run program Nuns of Satan.'
 
I legit wondered what happened when you go "Computed end program" after you've used one of Quark's less family friendly software. There should be a glob of cum just floating in midair when the character dematerializes...

"Rom, Cleanup in Holosuite 3!" "Oooooh, Brother, can't we get Broik to do it!"
 
I've seen a bunch of twitter accounts like that (Colonizer Archer, Autistic LaForge), they're quite funny. I don't know when or where it started.
 
What I don't get is: if they wanted to do a series centered around a stronk black womxn, why didn't they just fucking hire Whoopi to do a Guinan spin-off? She had a neat, mysterious back-story that would have allowed for all kinds of time-travel and Borg and Q and other fan service without having to retcon a fuck ton of shit? Like, the answer was laying right there in plain sight, guys! Her hats are fucking huge, how could you not notice her??

Tbh I thought Guinan was a boring character. Her personality traits are "wise" (I can't remember her doing anything particularly smart tho, she mostly just pours drinks and simpers) and "hats".
 
At least I don't think Prodigy will go the headass route that the books did with Okona. I read one recently, Picard was on trial for most of it , but Okona was working for fucking Section 31 in other parts.
 
I was aware of the reputation of Okona and when I finally watched it I thought it was.. ok. Joe Piscipo was waaay more annoying in that episode.
That was at least saved a bit by Spiner clearly taking the piss out of Piscopo, while still staying perfectly in character. It's been a very long time since I saw the Outrageous Okona and I won't be watching it again any time soon, but iirc, Piscopo was doing a shitty Jerry Lewis impression and Spiner (in a very data-like way) basically called him an idiot jumping around with fake teeth. (According to SFDebris, Piscopo wrote his own material for the episode, so Data is mocking Piscopo himself at least as much as he's mocking the shitty act.)

Speaking of Chuck, he hated Okona even more than I did. I wonder how he's taking the news.

Her heart doesn't bleed for shit. She just realized what an absolute monster she looked like after that quote, a quote which she undoubtedly still 100% believes, only she's now desperately attempting to walk it back, while also still claiming that she didn't say anything wrong in the first place.

MANY famous (or even in her case 'famous') people have been canceled for far less. I have a hunch that she won't be canceled though. I wonder why...

I'll say it again though, what an absolute fucking cunt.
 
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I have to wonder if washed up celebrities on Twitter just say braindead shit like that to get attention.
 
I have to wonder if washed up celebrities on Twitter just say braindead shit like that to get attention.
I call it the Kathy Griffin Equation

Take a decidedly past their prime famous person who peaked decades ago and who is clocking in at 20+ years of both extreme substance abuse and metaphorically/literally dicksucking their way to new roles and has thus been left with a QVC catalogue of mental health issues.

Subtract whatever looks made them halfway marketable for the screen or desirable for the weinstein types due to age and the aforementioned substance abuse.

Add in the now fully defective brain of this specimen still being pathologically obsessed with fame and exposure and being absolutely desperate to recapture some shred of their old "stardom".

Now factor in whatever currentyear marketing/publicisation gimmick that is in vogue within the industry. Right now its wokesped shit and anti drumpf/republican shrieking. A little while back it was muh environmentalism. A while back beforehand you had christfag shit, and before that new age horsecrap, and this is just a small sampling.

The end result is a sad old woman throwing endless shitfits on twitter and tryharding whatever she thinks is the fashionable opinion in order to try and bring back what they once had or what they have long thought they were owed.

Wheras celebs from A list to Z list who are still within some official kool kids klub or atleast halfway content with their position will use wokesped schtick as they would a fashionable scarf, the likes of Sirtis will cling to it like a life jacket in a freezing ocean because they are so existentially terrified of the only relevence and fame they had slipping away, and thus they act out a thousand times nastier and crazier than other celebs to try and stay relevant.

See also bette middler.
 

Deanna Troi says Texans deserve to die because they voted for orange man bad.

What an absolute fucking cunt.
What a bitch. Like I hate when you see celebs act like "they deserve it"
Wooooooooooow.

There's being a dick over politics and then there is straight up being a vindictive monster. She falls in the later.

This is why I hate when the left claims they have a monopoly on empathy....you don't. Your side is full of mean and hate filled people.
Exactly. That's the side that claims empathy are the same people who will get someone fired for a tweet 8 years ago.
Is Beto seriously trying to run for Governor?
 
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