Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

They have fallen under the comic superhero curse where characters that are supposed to die constantly come back making death meaningless.
Which did not used to be a thing until Filoni took over. Even hyper popular Star Wars characters like Luke and Boba Fett existed in a lot of different series but when it was time for them to go, they were gone. Legacy for example wasn't afraid to let us know they were dead and it was time for new adventures.
 
Which did not used to be a thing until Filoni took over. Even hyper popular Star Wars characters like Luke and Boba Fett existed in a lot of different series but when it was time for them to go, they were gone. Legacy for example wasn't afraid to let us know they were dead and it was time for new adventures.
Legacy took place well over a century after the OT. And Luke was still around as a ghost the way Ben was in the OT. But aside from Legacy, which explicitly happened long after Luke died, the post-OT stories kept Luke alive for as long as they could.

As for Filoni, I doubt it was just him. Lots of comic authors revive characters left and right. He just took from their ideas.
 
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Legacy took place well over a century after the OT. And Luke was still around as a ghost the way Ben was in the OT. But aside from Legacy, which explicitly happened long after Luke died, the post-OT stories kept Luke alive for as long as they could.

As for Filoni, I doubt it was just him. Lots of comic authors revive characters left and right. He just took from their ideas.
part of that was i think they had a mandate to not kill any of the OT characters. They had to really fight with George to let them drop a planet on chewy if i remember. Even then they did permanently kill popular characters like mara jade, Anakin solo, Jacen and countless others.

chewie's death illustration is still hilarious to me
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part of that was i think they had a mandate to not kill any of the OT characters. They had to really fight with George to let them drop a planet on chewy if i remember. Even then they did permanently kill popular characters like mara jade, Anakin solo, Jacen and countless others.

chewie's death illustration is still hilarious to me
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how can anyone take this seriously
goddammit
he looks high
 
I figured you NERDS would like this,

 
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU

From Donnie & Marie Osmond's variety show, at a time the US was still in the grips of Star Wars Fever

Paul Lynde as a Grand Moff
Kris Kristofferson as Han Solo
Thurl Ravenscroft (long time voiceover artist, the voice of Tony the Tiger in Frosted Flakes commercials for decades, the singer of "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch", etc.) as the voice of Darth Vader
 
I figured you NERDS would like this,

Lol, lmao even.

The mere fact that ST merch barely moved at all is enough proof that the ST sucked big time despite the detractors trying so hard to defend TLJ as "being better than ESB" and call anyone who didn't like MaRey Sue a "sexist pig."
 
Lol, lmao even.

The mere fact that ST merch barely moved at all is enough proof that the ST sucked big time despite the detractors trying so hard to defend TLJ as "being better than ESB" and call anyone who didn't like MaRey Sue a "sexist pig."
I know this has been said almost a thousand times in this thread but I very nearly walked out during TLJ. The purple-hair bitch refused to disclose anything to the hero from the previous movie? wtf?
 
I know this has been said almost a thousand times in this thread but I very nearly walked out during TLJ. The purple-hair bitch refused to disclose anything to the hero from the previous movie? wtf?
I think it was along the lines of "something something girlboss, something something responsibility" and other mental gymnastics the ST defenders came up with.
 
The mere fact that ST merch barely moved at all is enough proof that the ST sucked big time despite the detractors trying so hard to defend TLJ as "being better than ESB" and call anyone who didn't like MaRey Sue a "sexist pig."
I remember how hard the shills tried to push TLJ. Even Mark Hamill seemed to hate it until his higher-ups told him to cram it and print a retraction.

I had a chance to rewatch the original trilogy and not only it really holds up, but a lot of the criticisms people make never existed. Like Luke being a good pilot is called on multiple times, or the Death Star weakness being incredibly well defended and pretty much impossible to hit without using the force.

The acting is also a lot more natural. Scenes like Luke and Han acting like guards on the Death Star have a ton of body language, and a lot of movement are more clumsy like real people do. Modern cinema is too stilted.

It also shows how much charisma black hole modern actors are, that I can see no current day actor doing the part without falling into an annoying cliché.
I watched the fan restorations (4k77, etc) last year just as a palate cleanser and was like "yeah, Star Wars is good". I definitely think that most modern movies are terrible. I think TLJ was so bad it basically made me swear off going to the movie theater again--since then I only watched an anime film in 2018 and last month a Fathom Events docudrama made by someone I know, as a show of support.

It’s like JJ and KK made Rey to be like Hillary to manipulate audiences into voting for Hillary in 2016.
Yeah but I think it's been going on longer than that. I was rewatching a bit of Voyager with my parents, and I remarked that "Janeway reminds me of Hillary Clinton". That can mean two totally different things depending on who I voted for.

The mere fact that ST merch barely moved at all is enough proof that the ST sucked big time despite the detractors trying so hard to defend TLJ as "being better than ESB" and call anyone who didn't like MaRey Sue a "sexist pig."
The orange and white droid was the only character that people liked and sold merch, probably because he didn't speak. People don't give enough blame to the ST and Ghostbusters 2016 for killing Toys R Us.
 
I remember how hard the shills tried to push TLJ. Even Mark Hamill seemed to hate it until his higher-ups told him to cram it and print a retraction.
Reading the mental gymnastics of those shills back then made me question my love for Star Wars. It was worth leaving the franchise to rot for modern consumers to feed on.
The orange and white droid was the only character that people liked and sold merch, probably because he didn't speak. People don't give enough blame to the ST and Ghostbusters 2016 for killing Toys R Us.
I barely remember Fembusters having merch in the first place. Didn't help especially when the directors and the actors blamed their long-standing audience for the movie's failure. Is it any wonder why there's absolutely no merch of these Fembusters up to now unlike the originals?
 
Reading the mental gymnastics of those shills back then made me question my love for Star Wars. It was worth leaving the franchise to rot for modern consumers to feed on.

I barely remember Fembusters having merch in the first place. Didn't help especially when the directors and the actors blamed their long-standing audience for the movie's failure. Is it any wonder why there's absolutely no merch of these Fembusters up to now unlike the originals?
I must’ve not been paying attention about Fembusters having merch.

My dad once said when he saw it in theaters that the cgi belonged in a 2002 movie.
 
I barely remember Fembusters having merch in the first place. Didn't help especially when the directors and the actors blamed their long-standing audience for the movie's failure. Is it any wonder why there's absolutely no merch of these Fembusters up to now unlike the originals?
The reason you don't remember it (they even had a licensed video game, that probably contributed to killing licensed games permanently as they were fixture since the NES days) is because by the time it hit theaters the toys and merchandise were being clearanced (turns out action figures of fat and/or ugly women don't sell). The one thing people sort of wanted, Hi-C Ecto Cooler, was released in extremely limited quantities through select retailers.

If you look at the raw box office numbers, it looks like it made a profit (over $100M) but the marketing budget was so huge it was a disaster. (Another example was Disney's Dick Tracy movie from 1990...decent returns strictly from a box office perspective, but the marketing budget was so big that it was break-even at best).
 
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