Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

So, Ms Headland is back.

Does anybody care?
The Fagolyte was the most fun I had watching Star Wars in years. Fun in the way that Neil Breen movies are entertaining; bat shit crazy shit happens without any explanation. And they spent over $250 million on it. If Disney spent $100 million on a Neil Breen directed and starring Star Wars movie it'd make more money than anything else they're putting out. Fucking do it, Kathleen.
 
The Fagolyte was the most fun I had watching Star Wars in years. Fun in the way that Neil Breen movies are entertaining; bat shit crazy shit happens without any explanation. And they spent over $250 million on it. If Disney spent $100 million on a Neil Breen directed and starring Star Wars movie it'd make more money than anything else they're putting out. Fucking do it, Kathleen.
Neil Breen even has the Force Storm ability.

"I have killed them all!"
 
I was thinking about it while taking my dog for a walk and the premise I would use to have a show would be a crew of Rebel operatives with a cover as a light freighter. They have s boss they never meet, like Charlie from Charlie's Angels or the voice in the recorder at the start of every Mission: Impossible episode. Then they go to wherever with a cargo of something they're either smuggling in or just using that as a reason to go there (and can sell and get a few credits for the Rebellion in the process. It could be they need to do some spying or extract a Rebel operative or hear about a MacGuffin and need to follow up on it or are running an Imperial blockade or think they've heard of a living Jedi they need to investigate or need to find some piece of information for the Rebels or whatever. Of course there would be chases and gunfights and space battles and cliffhangers along the way.

But the important thing is they NEVER go someplace we (the audience) has already been. They never go to Tatooine or Bespin or Ferrix or Naboo and NEVER run into any of the movers and shakers of the Star Wars universe. Their paths never cross with Luke or Leia or Han or Mon Mothma or Admiral Ackbar or anyone of the type. If you absolutely had to have them somehow meet an already established character along the way, have Kleya Marki be their Charlie on the other end of the orders. And they NEVER EVER EVER meet Ashoka or any of the rest of Dave's characters. EVER.
 
In what capacity?
The usual.

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"Was my show cancelled because it was garbage? No. It was the chud Youtubers' fault!"
 
If you absolutely had to have them somehow meet an already established character along the way, have Kleya Marki be their Charlie on the other end of the orders.
Have them interact with a bunch of OT-era glup shittos like Crix Madine or BoShek, though I don't think that having a rebel cell interacting with rebel leadership occasionally would strain believability since, y'know, they do work for them.
 
The usual.

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"Was my show cancelled because it was garbage? No. It was the chud Youtubers' fault!"
Yes, I am a loyal son of the New Order. I hate exotics. They must be controlled or galactic civilization will crumble into degenerate anarchy. When you see a Star Destroyer, when you see a squad of stormtroopers, you are seeing the thin white line that protects you and your human family from corrosive filth like Twi'leks and Devaronians
 
Yes, I am a loyal son of the New Order. I hate exotics. They must be controlled or galactic civilization will crumble into degenerate anarchy. When you see a Star Destroyer, when you see a squad of stormtroopers, you are seeing the thin white line that protects you and your human family from corrosive filth like Twi'leks and Devaronians
Exactly. Xenofilth must purged. This is why I keep several dozen of the hottest scantily clad Twileks and Space Elves in my quarters. It is important to keep aware of their latest xeno seduction techniques so we can develop effective counter strategies.
 
Exactly. Xenofilth must purged. This is why I keep several dozen of the hottest scantily clad Twileks and Space Elves in my quarters. It is important to keep aware of their latest xeno seduction techniques so we can develop effective counter strategies.
Ever notice how most exotics are slimy af. Gamorreans, Nemoidians, Mon Calamari, Quarren, Gungans, Twi'leks, Hutts... human eyes are blinded by the light reflected off their disgusting oily skin. Even the less slimy ones like Bith, Sullustans, Trandoshans etc. are usually drooling or something. These repulsive animals cost the Imperial citizen billions of credits in taxes every year just on the plumbing and MSE-6 cleaning droids necessary to keep our human cities clean. They should all be quarantined in their own separate and definitely not equal designated shitting areas
 
Ever notice how most exotics are slimy af. Gamorreans, Nemoidians, Mon Calamari, Quarren, Gungans, Twi'leks, Hutts... human eyes are blinded by the light reflected off their disgusting oily skin. Even the less slimy ones like Bith, Sullustans, Trandoshans etc. are usually drooling or something. These repulsive animals cost the Imperial citizen billions of credits in taxes every year just on the plumbing and MSE-6 cleaning droids necessary to keep our human cities clean. They should all be quarantined in their own separate and definitely not equal designated shitting areas
Despite being 0.015% of the galactic population, Hutts are 25% of the outter-rim crime lords.
And while they are a mere 0.75% of the populaton, Trandoshan bounty hunters account for 85% of blaster-related disintegrations.
Really activates the old almonds.
 
It's not an original thing to say, but they have Prequel Derangement Syndrome, where they got so much clout from bashing it that they legitimately can't fathom that Millenials have nostalgic feelings about it, and that it had a lot of merits that makes people remember it more than the 10+ shows Disney shat out in the last half decade.
Sounds like something you could say about the Transformers franchise when it comes to the Michael Bay films.
Anakin is Lucifer, the prequels are an underrated epic that tap into secret religious symbolism and whose scenes reference countless Renaissance paintings."

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Not gonna lie, that sounds like something Martin Scorsese would do intentionally. And I’m here for that.

Prequel hate was proto-Big Bang Theory Hollywood writing.
Not sure what that type of proto writing is, but I assume it can’t be good.
further Kennedy's hate boner that fans love all things Empire by doing a show that explicitly to goes out of its way to reframe them as Nazi and by extension, all Trump supporters as Nazis
Hasn’t the whole thing about the Empire that they’ve always been Space Nazis?
 
Sounds like something you could say about the Transformers franchise when it comes to the Michael Bay films.

Not gonna lie, that sounds like something Martin Scorsese would do intentionally. And I’m here for that.


Not sure what that type of proto writing is, but I assume it can’t be good.

Hasn’t the whole thing about the Empire that they’ve always been Space Nazis?
Seriously, did no one in charge of Lucasfilms get the explicit connection with the Nazis right from ANH?
 
Has anyone been following the drama with Darth Maul's actor, Ray Park? I guess his wife left him, he's had mental health and booze problems for some time, and recently been escalating things on Instagram, threatening to harm himself if his kids don't talk to him.
 
I wonder how Jake Lloyd is doing these days. I don't mean that in a "ha ha, I'm an asshole and think this is funny" way either. I legitimately hope he's doing okay and he and Ray Park both get the help they need.
 
I wonder how Jake Lloyd is doing these days. I don't mean that in a "ha ha, I'm an asshole and think this is funny" way either. I legitimately hope he's doing okay and he and Ray Park both get the help they need.
Last we heard from Lloyd was when he was arrested after a couple years ago due to a (non-violent) psychotic break. At least he seems to have supportive family around him.

Park's issues have seemingly been an open secret in the fan community for years, apparently he posted revenge porn of his wife back in 2020 and has posted her address and phone number several times since then? He has Britney Spears-esque meltdowns every few months but this one has been going on for longer than normal. A fan account on Twitter wrote that he seems to have been up 48 hours straight. I wonder if this is why he isn't more involved in current productions despite being a big presence at cons.

This Twitter account has been covering the most recent meltdown: https://x.com/BungaryChubbins

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Last we heard from Lloyd was when he was arrested after a couple years ago due to a (non-violent) psychotic break. At least he seems to have supportive family around him.

Park's issues have seemingly been an open secret in the fan community for years, apparently he posted revenge porn of his wife back in 2020 and has posted her address and phone number several times since then? He has Britney Spears-esque meltdowns every few months but this one has been going on for longer than normal. A fan account on Twitter wrote that he seems to have been up 48 hours straight. I wonder if this is why he isn't more involved in current productions despite being a big presence at cons.

This Twitter account has been covering the most recent meltdown: https://x.com/BungaryChubbins

Some select grabs:

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That does sound like what Rugal would do
 
Last we heard from Lloyd was when he was arrested after a couple years ago due to a (non-violent) psychotic break. At least he seems to have supportive family around him.

Park's issues have seemingly been an open secret in the fan community for years, apparently he posted revenge porn of his wife back in 2020 and has posted her address and phone number several times since then? He has Britney Spears-esque meltdowns every few months but this one has been going on for longer than normal. A fan account on Twitter wrote that he seems to have been up 48 hours straight. I wonder if this is why he isn't more involved in current productions despite being a big presence at cons.

This Twitter account has been covering the most recent meltdown: https://x.com/BungaryChubbins

Some select grabs:

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This is the same dude May 10th, 2018:

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Holy shit, I don't think I've ever seen anyone age that fast.
 
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