Starfield - Bethesda's new space IP: will probably be full of fun and easily trackable bugs

How do you think Starfield will turn out?


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And everyones goal in NV is "take control of Vegas/Mojave". Not exactly breaking ground or miles ahead of "use Purity to kill everything but the enclave or use purity to kill actual mutants". Unless Yes-Mans Chaotic Neutral/Failsafe for retards option is supposed to give it the edge? Did you work on NV or something? You seem awful mad that I don't think it's much better than 3 outside of the DLC

Please do not mistake my attack on Fallout 3 as a defense of New Vegas. There's much to criticize about that game's writing, but you're being absurdly reductionist when you're stating that X, Y, and so on faction wanting to conquer New Vegas for themselves, and that the Enclave and the Good People fighting over who gets to press the activation button for Project Purity, as being equal.
 
I can't believe people somehow thought this wouldn't be a giant turd. How can you see the pattern of diminishing quality and increasing laziness between Fallout 3 and the Online Fallout and think "yes, this will all be reversed suddenly!" Is the concept of a trendline alien to you? Holy shit
 
Are people actually upset they can't walk for a month straight to circumnavigate a moon?
It'd be funny to see people try, but does anyone really want to

Pronoun shit is faggotry though
The real issue is the cycle of over promising and under delivering. Deep down everyone knows Bethesda doesn't have the technical ability to do what people expected and gamebryo won't allow for it even if they tried.
 
Predict what the Metacritic review scores will be one week after release!

I think... Well, BG3 just came out, hm... But...

93/100
Paid cock sucking reviewers will give it a 95. I suspect the Steam page will be borderline Mostly/Very Positive a few months into launch. So far, it seems like I'll give it a 7-8 with some mods.

On the leaks, while they are worrying, it's just a bunch of he-said/she-said tier gossip until someone leaks the full game for everyone to torrent.
 
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The real issue is the cycle of over promising and under delivering. Deep down everyone knows Bethesda doesn't have the technical ability to do what people expected and gamebryo won't allow for it even if they tried.
If people actually believe the latest Toddism then they're beyond help. Just seems like people are looking for stuff to shit on because they were jilted by Oblivion over 15 years ago.

Best outcome would be it's a great game, second best would be it's total shit because the shitstorm would be really, really funny.

Most boring result would be a mediocre game with no shitshow.
 
couldn't they make either massive cliff sides or big bodies of water to cut the player off rather than a "hey man please don't go past here thnx :3" style message?
Todd: "A lot of people ask, "Why? Why would you do this to autists who walk 40 minutes in one direction just looking for an invisible wall?"

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10 minutes to get to the end of the world, but the biggest problem is that there's fucking nothing to do. Only sand and rocks.

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There's also resource harvesting from all the smoking crashed things he passed. That's the real bummer, there's too many of them.

On the topic of main menus I can see where people are coming from if all they remember is Fallout 4. That one was nice.
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But the one for Skyrim looked like this.
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I can't believe people somehow thought this wouldn't be a giant turd. How can you see the pattern of diminishing quality and increasing laziness between Fallout 3 and the Online Fallout and think "yes, this will all be reversed suddenly!" Is the concept of a trendline alien to you? Holy shit

I am honestly baffled as well people are so dumb. Some parts of the hype I could understand like being eager for space battles and such but so much of the retarded shit people are looking forward to makes no fucking sense. Like the whole "fully explorable planets" which I don't even think Todd said directly.

We are at the point where the gamers don't even need Todd, they tell the sweet little lies to themselves without him having to do it.
 
I am honestly baffled as well people are so dumb. Some parts of the hype I could understand like being eager for space battles and such but so much of the retarded shit people are looking forward to makes no fucking sense. Like the whole "fully explorable planets" which I don't even think Todd said directly.

We are at the point where the gamers don't even need Todd, they tell the sweet little lies to themselves without him having to do it.
That's literally how Star Citizen made all its money. There were people speculating on how space slave trading would work before they even had the hangar module out. Also that entire Fourth Stimpire shit that's just fucking wild.
 
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