Starfield - Bethesda's new space IP: will probably be full of fun and easily trackable bugs

[xXx: State of the Union]

Shouldn't an authoritarian state like the UC that has a mandatory service for citizenship have standards in place to stop people from being fat as fuck?

Or is it supposed to be some kind of theme of them being better off than Freestar? I swear, every third person I run across in New Atlantis is fat as fuck but everyone in Akila is fit as a fiddle.

I kind of want someone to make a "no fat bitches" mod for New Atlantis.

 

[Chode Red]

Imagine actually paying for this shit, be it with money or your free time. You bought snake oil and drenched youraelf in it for over 100 hours. I’d be begging other people to play too just so I can hide in a sea of retards and replace the shame with solidarity

Naw mang, overall it's a great game. Just skip the bullshit companion dialogue and shoot the handful of faggots you come across in the face (literally in Starfield). It's an RPG, so roleplay being a /pol/tard.
The few of you that aren't simply parroting Josh's latest dumb take are almost definitely just contrarian losers who haven't enjoyed anything for at least a decade. The type of person who makes their nieces cry by throwing a spergfest whenever an interracial couple appears on the TV.

 

[NotFatChild]

Shouldn't an authoritarian state like the UC that has a mandatory service for citizenship have standards in place to stop people from being fat as fuck?

Or is it supposed to be some kind of theme of them being better off than Freestar? I swear, every third person I run across in New Atlantis is fat as fuck but everyone in Akila is fit as a fiddle.

I kind of want someone to make a "no fat bitches" mod for New Atlantis.

Feels like this game was written by 500 different people who didn't share notes.

The UC is service for citizenship but everyone who lives in it appears and acts like a communist star trek stereotype. The only pragmatic individual you encounter is the imprisoned war criminal who has legitimate grievances and arguably did nothing wrong.

 

[Asian tech support]

Shouldn't an authoritarian state like the UC that has a mandatory service for citizenship have standards in place to stop people from being fat as fuck?

Or is it supposed to be some kind of theme of them being better off than Freestar? I swear, every third person I run across in New Atlantis is fat as fuck but everyone in Akila is fit as a fiddle.

I kind of want someone to make a "no fat bitches" mod for New Atlantis.

Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Consumerism

 

[Mooger Meng]

Shouldn't an authoritarian state like the UC that has a mandatory service for citizenship have standards in place to stop people from being fat as fuck?

As if Bethesda would ever have the balls to go full Heinlein.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Feels like this game was written by 500 different people who didn't share notes.

It was. Remember: 44 minutes long credits.

 

[TVB]

It was. Remember: 44 minutes long credits.

And the credits read like a fucking Vietnam memorial. Every single piece of product in the industry is almost 20 minutes of credits of people working on things with less flexibility and more crunch time and even shitting on the people for being in the environment they were already working at in the first place

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Sorry, late on this but I saw the "I'm making my kingdom in the elevator" dialogue line and yeah, this game really needs a mod that alters a lot of these lame ass reddit quip dialogue options.

I'm like 95% sure that whatever the response to that line of dialogue is would work just as well with "Maybe we should hold our position here?" or something similar to that since I think I've ever only seen maybe 3 of these jokey dialogues get a response tailored to it.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Are there any prominent gay characters in Fallout 4 excluding your followers because they're all playersexual? I can't think of any off the top of my head.

Here it seems like about 30% of male NPCs will bring up their boyfriend/husband in conversation totally unprompted and it is very jarring.

I asked some rando food vendor where he got his supply and he was like "my husband Jamal and I started Exo Pop ten years ago" and I was like ok....

Literal niggerfaggots everywhere.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Sorry, late on this but I saw the "I'm making my kingdom in the elevator" dialogue line and yeah, this game really needs a mod that alters a lot of these lame ass reddit quip dialogue options.

I'm like 95% sure that whatever the response to that line of dialogue is would work just as well with "Maybe we should hold our position here?" or something similar to that since I think I've ever only seen maybe 3 of these jokey dialogues get a response tailored to it.

Replace all the reddit-tier dialogue options with one liners from 80s and 90s action movies.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

Saw this on /v/. Nice science fiction!

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Saw this on /v/. Nice science fiction!
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Since space is super cold you'd only need a heat sink and a couple of Noctua fans, duh.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Saw this on /v/. Nice science fiction!
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Wait till you find out what caused Earth's atmosphere to disappear

 

[Rockzo]

Banned. And this is a neutral take.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

At this point you have to make posts like this expecting to get banned, right?

 

[Epoch]

I wonder what would happen if modders just started sneaking the pronoun remover into all their mods, would Nexus ban them all? Would people even notice? The userbase is too cucked to actually do that, sadly.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

I wonder what would happen if modders just started sneaking the pronoun remover into all their mods, would Nexus ban them all? Would people even notice? The userbase is too cucked to actually do that, sadly.

If you really want to fuck over Nexus then you'll need a lot of people using AdNauseam and downloading tons of mods. You can also tell people to install an auto-clicker when they use Wabbajack.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Saw this on /v/. Nice science fiction!
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God. That's genuinely retarded. Infuriatingly so, since it also means they at no point bothered to look into how spaceships are designed. Even just a quick ten minute fuck around on something like Atomic Rockets - without any scientific understanding - would make you realise what a stupendously retarded idea it is.

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

The few of you that aren't simply parroting Josh's latest dumb take are almost definitely just contrarian losers who haven't enjoyed anything for at least a decade. The type of person who makes their nieces cry by throwing a spergfest whenever an interracial couple appears on the TV.

I've enjoyed Armored Core 6, Pikmin 4, and Blasphemous 2. Lies of P looks like it'll be a good time, too. All of which came or are coming out this year and were played across different platforms. I don't care about interracial couples or whatever, I don't even know what that has to do with anything. Starfield sucks and you're retarded if you play it, simple as.

 

[scathefire]

Barret is a literal niggerfaggot.

Correction, a Gaynigger from Outer Space.

So far the game is living up to my high expectations. I've just passed 100 hours in-game and the uproar about the poz is significantly overblown. In days worth of playing I've encountered perhaps 6 characters of fag/gender which is significantly less than what anyone who goes outside actually sees IRL. I've experienced maybe three minor bugs, but nothing egregious like with Skyrim before the unofficial patch was released.
You're really doing yourself a disservice by not enjoying one of the best games to ever be released. If you're a "principled" autist wait until there's a crack (if there's not one already, haven't looked). Seriously, you're a massive spergy crybaby if you don't at least give it a fair chance. This whole festival of contrarian spergs pissing and shidding and crying is another example of the right acting like the ever triggered left.
If you can't handle being asked your pronouns one time, use the mod that removes that oh so upsetting option and just shoot the faggot NPCs in the face.
Amazing game, don't let dipshits who haven't enjoyed literally anything in over a decade prevent you from having fun

It's like a 7/10, not as bad as the people on this thread make it out to me but I wouldn't call it a masterpiece either. It's funny though, the people saying it has a fuckton of black people are absolutely right, I feel like every other notable character is black.