State rep. wants to fine men who choke the monkey

http://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/323624-texas-state-rep-proposes-fines-for-masturbation

The representative has dubbed this bill as "satirical" to highlight how healthcare restrictions affect women.

 

[ICametoLurk]

good

 

[feedtheoctopus]

From my sweaty, sticky, hands government!

 

[vertexwindi]

Yes, these two unrelated acts sure are similar.

 

[XYZpdq]

http://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/323624-texas-state-rep-proposes-fines-for-masturbation

The representative has dubbed this bill as "satirical" to highlight how healthcare restrictions affect women.

He'd better get used to his next run for office being called satirical too.

 

[Ruin]

From the title I assumed it would be a fundy not a third wave feminist.

 

[The Nothingness]

She'd better get used to his next run for office being called satirical too.

FIFY

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

http://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/323624-texas-state-rep-proposes-fines-for-masturbation

The representative has dubbed this bill as "satirical" to highlight how healthcare restrictions affect women.

Why do liberals love themselves some strawman? You can't compare abortion to masturbation because both men and women can masturbate without getting pregnant or creating a zygote/fetus, which you later want to abort.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

 

[RP 520]

brb, I need to go to the male abortion clinic to properly abort my jizz lest it turn into an unwanted child because that totally makes as much sense as this point she's trying to make.

From the title I assumed it would be a fundy not a third wave feminist.

Horseshoe Theory.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I don't know why people expect feminist to be funny, it's not like they have not seen Amy Schumer before.
By feminist, I mean, I want my free Birth Control and abortions, but I am still superior to men.

 

[Some JERK]

I guess it's time to do what everyone else does in the face of ridiculous taxes... outsource to Asians.

 

[Ruin]

It always amuses me when one of those super pro abortion third wave feminists turns out to be a moron with such a poor understanding of biology they don't even know how babby is formed.

 

[Echo_Ender]

This crazy bitch seems to think that only men masterbate?

That sounds like Misandry to me...

 

[melty]

Texans are big bible thumpers and somewhere in the bible it tells you not to "spill your seed on the ground" because it's unborn babies I guess.
I imagine that's where the logic here is coming from.

 

[Urban Superstition]

As stupid as their point is, I do believe that abortion, viagra, and all forms of birth control shouldn't be funded by the state. Just pay for it your own damn selves.

 

[Ravenor]

As stupid as their point is, I do believe that abortion, viagra, and all forms of birth control shouldn't be funded by the state. Just pay for it your own damn selves.

Nha if you don't pay for half that shit you end up paying way more for the resulting mess.

 

[The Nothingness]

Texans are big bible thumpers and somewhere in the bible it tells you not to "spill your seed on the ground" because it's unborn babies I guess.
I imagine that's where the logic here is coming from.

Only this bill proposal is coming from a feminist who is making a statement over healthcare laws that effect women.

 

[melty]

Only this bill proposal is coming from a feminist who is making a statement over healthcare laws that effect women.

A feminist in Texas, which is a contradiction almost. She's trying to appeal to conservatives who interpret the bible literally if it doesn't apply to them.

 

[Hummingbird]

It always amuses me when one of those super pro abortion third wave feminists turns out to be a moron with such a poor understanding of biology they don't even know how babby is formed.

Which isn't too different from those anti-birth control conservatives who think birth control pills kill the fetus, leaving a grave yard of dead babies in the womb. Horseshoe theory strikes again.