Stellar Blade / Project Eve Thread - aka Stellar Ass

So like with Helldivers 2 the only way forward is TOTAL.RETARD.WAR against the AWFL in HR and above.

Edit: Coupe and Seethe journal scum

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This kind of reminds me of when they changed Sonic's look in the first movie after negative reactions to a trailer, and people like this were also mad about it (and are still mad about it if you bring it up). The big disconnect here is that for Paul Tassi, he's mad that he and his friends in one specific instance, lost one battle of the culture war. He even claims he doesn't really care about the outfits just that it might embolden the CHUDs (same thing they claimed they were mad about when the Sonic movie adjusted Sonic's model).

I've followed Tassi's output for long enough to know he really is mad about the outfits, go read his commentary on stuff like Dead or Alive and Metal Gear Solid V some time: https://archive.ph/tgGWk
Kojima squirming around the issue [Quiet in MGSV] and Koei Tecmo hiding behind a shield of potential criticism implies that they think they are doing something wrong. If they want to feature women in their games that are clearly sex objects or meant to be objectified, they have to defend that philosophy of game design. Turning tail and running only implies that they know they have no place in this modern era.
 
I thought i'd post some tweets from @Genki_JPN that were making the rounds on xitter.
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I can't really be excited about this or call it a victory. They still blatantly lied about the game shipping uncensored and showed they have zero respect for their customers. This is just damage control and feels like too little too late to me. I'm so tired of the gaming industry, man.
Counter argument: It's a very shallow game that brings nothing to the table aside from some character designs
Not wrong honestly. I played through it twice, the combat feels good but there's not much to it. Couldn't have cared less about the story, hated that you can't skip most cutscenes, makes NG+ unbearable at times. The bosses only get fun near the end too, for the entire first half of the game you're just fighting the same green alien thing again and again. Boring.
 
Counter argument: It's a very shallow game that brings nothing to the table aside from some character designs
Hollow knight doesn't also brings anything new to the table, it's a mish-mash of features and ideas from past ganes, its quality comes from how well the whole thing has been executed, sheer size and small price.

Now, here comes the real question: will it take more fo SONYchu to release a pc port for stellar blade or for the gooners to find a way to mod the game on the PS5 in order to give Eve a massive dick?
 
What its about this mid shit that has people going crazy over it. Just enter f95zone if you need to COOOOOOOM. The ps5 Is that starvrf for fucking games?
Nobody's going crazy over this game, as it is indeed pretty mid and there's not much to say about it. What they're going crazy over is that they have new fodder for the never ending culture war and there's more to endlessly argue about on twitter and "own the gamers" or "own the journos". See above. It's so fucking tiresome.
 
What is up with people on the internet celebrating too early?
You got 2 costumes back out of how many? But you get to epicly sneer at me!

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I'm glad the lesson learned is that online petitions and crying on social media is the way to go. Save those pennies, don't engage the system in ways they don't like, and most of all scream at anyone on your side who doesn't 100% align with you.

Become pacified, docile, ineffective niggercattle and stay that way. Here's your reward.
 
You got 2 costumes back out of how many? But you get to epicly sneer at me!

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I'm glad the lesson learned is that online petitions and crying on social media is the way to go. Save those pennies, don't engage the system in ways they don't like, and most of all scream at anyone on your side who doesn't 100% align with you.

Become pacified, docile, ineffective niggercattle and stay that way. Here's your reward.
Must you always be so miserable?
 
Must you always be so miserable?
tbf, if I had to deal with troons/furries/pedos (what's the difference?) who wanted my head on a silver plate day in and day out because I hosted one of the only websites that's free to mock them without repercussions, I'd be pretty misanthropic too
 
What its about this mid shit that has people going crazy over it. Just enter f95zone if you need to COOOOOOOM. The ps5 Is that starvrf for fucking games?
Or better yet https://thomastaihei-hgames.net

The site exists purely to pirate porn games. You can get Honey Select 2 deluxe an 85 dollar game for free including it's dlc and a shit ton of mods.

Stellar Blade is one of the most 7/10 games I ever played and it's fanservice is lame. Really goes to show just how downright desperate people have become.
 
I don't know why people are so autistic on either side of this argument?

The win is being able to play as an attractive female character, because it has been so fucking long and that used to be the norm. Booth babes were the norm. No one was a coomer or cared that much that they were there, because it was the norm. Jessica Negri doing lollipop chainsaw cosplay got panites in a twist and we've moved away from attractive character design, and with it, the reduction in quality and quantity of games.

So yeah, big tits and nice arse on display shouldn't be a big deal, because it should be the norm. But it isn't the norm, so it should be a big deal that it's a big deal, because it highlights how far the industry has fallen. Returning back to normality should be a win, always.
 
You got 2 costumes back out of how many? But you get to epicly sneer at me!

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I'm glad the lesson learned is that online petitions and crying on social media is the way to go. Save those pennies, don't engage the system in ways they don't like, and most of all scream at anyone on your side who doesn't 100% align with you.

Become pacified, docile, ineffective niggercattle and stay that way. Here's your reward.

Bush-chan Kawai desu!
 
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