Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / transmascdruid / Yarrow Brown / meowitch666 / anarchoenby77 / transmascdruid / bl00dyberserker - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Pee Your Pants]

Going to therapy because you dread your dad asking you to shave your legs. My sides. Jesus fucking Christ. You're in your 30s and you don't live with him. What's he going to do? Pin you down and shave them if you don't? Such an anarchist.


She will sperg the group details eventually.

 

[JaneThough]

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Going to therapy because you dread your dad asking you to shave your legs. My sides. Jesus fucking Christ. You're in your 30s and you don't live with him. What's he going to do? Pin you down and shave them if you don't? Such an anarchist.

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She will sperg the group details eventually.

Hey Staph, do you want some advice?

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x32ja7v

 

[Chromeo]

Hey Staph, do you want some advice?

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x32ja7v

oh my god someone else who remembers The State!!

 

[JaneThough]

oh my god someone else who remembers The State!!

Staph wishes she had balls to dip in it.

What’s funny is I’ve quoted this skit for 30 years and today realized I was always incorrect. I have quoted “why don’t you try pants”

 

[Chromeo]

Staph wishes she had balls to dip in it.

What’s funny is I’ve quoted this skit for 30 years and today realized I was always incorrect. I have quoted “why don’t you try pants”

The $240 of chocolate pudding is my forever-quote, my parents can recite the whole thing by heart lol

 

[AfghanBlue]

oh my god someone else who remembers The State!!

I've never seen the State but I 'preesh the Breeders song choice

 

[JaneThough]

I've never seen the State but I 'preesh the Breeders song choice

Highly highly recommend it

 

[pink cigarettes]

Going to therapy because you dread your dad asking you to shave your legs. My sides. Jesus fucking Christ. You're in your 30s and you don't live with him. What's he going to do? Pin you down and shave them if you don't? Such an anarchist.

Also, uh...has her dad seen the absolute STATE of her chest and neck and chins lately? Why would he care about her legs?? She's got a whole matted shower-drain bikini on and looks like she accidentally sprayed her neck with flocking.

Maybe she only takes butthole-mouth-smirking selfies of her beard and hairy sasquatch boobs, then shaves her face and wears high-necked tops so dad doesn't notice she looks like a mammoth?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Hey Staph, do you want some advice?

Or

Also, uh...has her dad seen the absolute STATE of her chest and neck and chins lately? Why would he care about her legs?? She's got a whole matted shower-drain bikini on and looks like she accidentally sprayed her neck with flocking.

Maybe she only takes butthole-mouth-smirking selfies of her beard and hairy sasquatch boobs, then shaves her face and wears high-necked tops so dad doesn't notice she looks like a mammoth?

Yeah, unshaved legs are not the first thing I'd get on Stephanie's case about, if I were a well-meaning parent (or even someone who was feeling iffy about being seen with her in public).

The entire body hair situation, boobs included, is is "deck chairs on the Titanic" as far as her daily look goes. She's got the dull eyes and open mouth, the Attraction Hat, greasy hair, going braless while wearing only a printed tee and having tragic SPED udders.

Didn't she used to tell stories about how she and Dad would make fun of other people together?

I wonder if Dad Frigly asked her once to shave her legs, 75 pounds and a few identities ago, and Stephanie's still riding the high of having an IRL, honest-to-Loki oppression to tell the Internet about.

 

[JaneThough]

Or

Yeah, unshaved legs are not the first thing I'd get on Stephanie's case about, if I were a well-meaning parent (or even someone who was feeling iffy about being seen with her in public).

The entire body hair situation, boobs included, is is "deck chairs on the Titanic" as far as her daily look goes. She's got the dull eyes and open mouth, the Attraction Hat, greasy hair, going braless while wearing only a printed tee and having tragic SPED udders.

Didn't she used to tell stories about how she and Dad would make fun of other people together?

I wonder if Dad Frigly asked her once to shave her legs, 75 pounds and a few identities ago, and Stephanie's still riding the high of having an IRL, honest-to-Loki oppression to tell the Internet about.

As if I need more evidence I belong here than am MST3K reference. Late night 1990s tv lover me is in heaven atm.

 

[a hapless toad]

Hey Staph, do you want some advice?

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x32ja7v

oh my god someone else who remembers The State!!

Spoiler: Pre-emptive ghost husbando claiming...

Even though he's sadly not in this sketch and while I will go into deep mourning when and if Thomas Lennon dies, be it known to all that I have I hereby claimed him as MY ghost husband forever and ever, baruch Hashem, hail Thor, in Jesus' name, amen.

 

[Aunt Carol]

while I will go into deep mourning when and if Thomas Lennon dies, be it known to all that I have I hereby claimed him as MY ghost husband forever and ever, baruch Hashem, hail Thor, in Jesus' name, amen.

You just invented the futures market, but for ghost-touchers. Time to get in on the ground floor of the Tumblr slapfights now.

Imagine uhhh... Tom Hiddleston? Tom Hiddleston gets in a car crash or something. His publicist Xeets that he's in critical condition, thoughts and prayers. Around the overdeveloped world, a dozen young women with personality disorders open their windows, light a ring of candles, and lie in a modified lithotomy position, phoneposting frantically that they're going to be the one his newly-freed spirit comes to.

Phrasing?

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I wonder if Dad Frigly asked her once to shave her legs, 75 pounds and a few identities ago, and Stephanie's still riding the high of having an IRL, honest-to-Loki oppression to tell the Internet about.

Going to therapy because you dread your dad asking you to shave your legs. My sides. Jesus fucking Christ. You're in your 30s and you don't live with him. What's he going to do? Pin you down and shave them if you don't? Such an anarchist.

She talks to this fucking retard therapist every single week and has done for years. Keeping in mind how little Staph actually has going on in her life, it makes perfect sense that she'd have to resort to trying to mine ancient memories of past conversations for anything she can re-interpret as offensive somehow and blow ridiculously out of proportion. This lazy, spoilt retard has never experienced an actual problem in her entire life, there's no conceivable way she is finding an hour's worth of shit to complain about every goddamned week without just outright making shit up.

It's still funny that this is Staph's fucking idea of an actual problem, though. It's your Dad's house, and if for whatever reason he says that only guests with shaved legs will be invited onto his property and given a plate of ham, well, tough shit, you know the rules. God forbid you might have to make a choice and deal with the consequences.

 

[Vandy2]

Weird how she can't watch a film made by a pedo but marries and shags the ghosts of pedos.

A wanna-be zoophile who flicks it to Jeffrey Dahmer's murder victims complaining about animals raping each other. Mind boggling.
I'm not much of an animal person but I thought that was pretty common through out the animal kingdom. There are lots of animals who have mating rituals but I've been to the dog park enough times to see mounting being used for dominance. Cats have barbed penises. Ducks have evolved labyrinth vaginas to combat duck rape. Putting human morality on animal mating behavior is non-sensical.

 

[JaneThough]

Spoiler: Pre-emptive ghost husbando claiming...

Even though he's sadly not in this sketch and while I will go into deep mourning when and if Thomas Lennon dies, be it known to all that I have I hereby claimed him as MY ghost husband forever and ever, baruch Hashem, hail Thor, in Jesus' name, amen.

Spoiler: Important highly personal information

MOVING DAYYYY!

I need to know if you guys remember Viva Variety now.

Thread tax: Staph is fat and Ed Gein would not have sex with her.

 

[RespiteontheSpitalfields]

If you can sit on the Internet for 18 hours a day and type with passable grammar, you can work. It might not be lucrative or interesting work, but you can do something other than reminisce about your hand sanitizer adventures.

And what have you accomplished? Businesses and charities have to do things to be taken seriously. I would give anything to watch Steffles come up with some kind of prospectus.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Spoiler: Important highly personal information

MOVING DAYYYY!
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I need to know if you guys remember Viva Variety now.

Thread tax: Staph is fat and Ed Gein would not have sex with her.

Holy shit. I do now, thank you.

"Almost died getting a fucking masters degree" What do we think she's exaggerating about?

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I wonder if the driver referred to it as a 'mountain'? So Staph is admitting that she is tapping into Native American spiritual energy there, doesn't sound very woke to me. 'My friend Toni'... She keeps referring to her new friends by name. I wonder if it's some cope after reading her thread, where we have been asking her to name these 'friends' of hers?


You're spiritually 12 years old.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DRAG MY TRANS, AUTISTIC ASS TO THE GULAG.

Holy shit, random text, please.


'I know how to carve anything from wood.' Bitch, since when?



I'm sure she will eat it again to have something to moan about.

Spoiler: Staph dream

I can't remember the full details, but I had a dream that I was hanging out with Staph in her apartment. I have a vague memory that it was a bearable interaction. Siggy was hanging out by the window, but the cutest thing was that Peetie was also there and I was petting him. So that was nice.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

Lol "lay lines"

 

[BoobWhiskers]

> random taxi cab driver who self-describes as a 'paranormal researcher' informs her that the hill in her neighborhood is like, totally sacred Native land, man
> Stapphy immediately says 'oh, totally, Loki is associated with death so that's why he came to me there'
> Stapphy immediately jumping from 'Native American' and 'sacred' to 'ITS AN INJUN BURIAL GROUND' based on a one-off comment from some random taxi driver

She's such a grandma.

Eta: it's Roundtop Hill, right? It sounds like there was maybe a village there at some point. Makes sense since it had some elevated land for a vantage point and was next to a river. I'm gonna guess this dude was extrapolating a bit from it having something to do with a historical population into it being ~sacred land~, and then Stapphy extrapolated further into GHOSTS.