Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Autism Hunter D]

Staph keeps her home too filthy to grow magic mushrooms. Even people who have normal, well kept, clean homes who correctly make a sterile inoculation box tend to lose a bin or two semi regularly to contamination because if anything other than your mushrooms start growing you need to toss the entire bin.

Staph recreational mold spore inhalation arc wouldn't not be funny, however, so I do think she should try.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

If any tarot spergs give a shit:

Spoiler: Tarot Text

Sorry, I almost forgot I was going to post this.

Here are the results. I used my Dracula tarot deck and asked:
“Tell me about the Midterms. Can we trust that they will happen? Will they be interfered with? Can good prevail?” Received the following responses:
 Five of stakes: Strife, competition, personal gain. Struggle for success. Victory isn’t preordained.
 Queen of coins: The challenge to be overcome involves a woman who must grow material wealth in order to obtain success.
 Three of coins: Creativity, a well-renowned artist. This person’s skills will allow for success.
 Four of coins: The present: Devious secrets and evil thoughts. Giving up wealth and possessions.
 The World: The highest possible outcome: Assured success. The most important thing in life. A culmination of efforts towards a desired goal.
 Two of coins: Immediate future: A helpful person, an obstacle more imagined than real. Bite the bullet and make decisions without getting bogged down by what-ifs.
 The star: Immediate past: The balance of gain and loss. An equal distribution of profit and loss.
 Ace of coins: Distant future: Prosperity, pleasure, financial gain.
 Seven of swords: A pathway to somewhere a person has not traveled before.
 Five of swords: Defeat and destruction, being your own worst enemy.
So, there it is. This deck always gives very intriguing and thought-provoking answers.

Although I don't have a lot of faith in the government, or the Democrats, if they manage to pull this off, it will be a massive blow to the fascists in charge and their egos.

No talk of what spread she used or what positions they were in. It reads like she just wrote out what was in the instruction book that came with it and didn't make any attempt to give her own interpretations or how each card related to the others. From my little knowledge about tarot, this is a worthless mess that doesnt give any sort of clear answer. I guess she is using confirmation bias of what she wants to happen. I personally just think tarot is a fun psychological tool, rather than being able to predict the future, but maybe some tarot spergs here can give their own interpretations of the spread, if they feel inclined to for funsies.

Bonus:

Gross.


Another morsel of self awareness.

 

[brooky]

Tarot can't tell the future-- obviously, but like, they're not even supposed to. They can only tell you about yourself/the person you're reading for.

Tarot can be really fun and interesting but to get anything out of it, you need to have some self awareness, and be able to understand symbolism and metaphor.

She isn't even attempting to interpret the cards. She's just included some of the written blurb that probably came with the deck.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Reads to me like she didn't shuffle her deck, all those coins in numerical order. Dumbass.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Reads to me like she didn't shuffle her deck, all those coins in numerical order. Dumbass.

And what the hell does Dracula have to do with anything?

She's not Dracula-kin and she's not claiming to be Transylvanian (as written by an Irishman). Shouldn't she be using her Norse fake-Tarot deck, or just a standard one? Or use the Dracula tarot but, like, don't tell the Internet about it?

Dracula has nothing to do with Trump, AFAIK. If anything, Dracula has an anti-immigration message. Well, cowboy immigration is OK, but they speak a form of English natively. ...Actually, Dracula is strongly in favor of the American tendency to violent action. Huh. Dracula is pretty problematic, it turns out. Stephanie should disavow.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Actually, Dracula is strongly in favor of the American tendency to violent action. Huh. Dracula is pretty problematic, it turns out. Stephanie should disavow.

I doubt very seriously that she has ever read the original, or knows any background information (about the novel or the legend of vampirism).

 

[glass_houses]

Reads to me like she didn't shuffle her deck, all those coins in numerical order. Dumbass.

Spoiler: autism ratings go here

Definitely this, and the swords are close together too. It also reads like she didn't use a proper spread or card selection technique, she just pulled out the cards one after the other and lined them up. For those who aren't familiar with this particular brand of woo, there are more tarot spreads than there are tarot decks... and there are a lot of tarot decks in the world. A spread gives structure to the reading and defines the relationships that each card has to the others; if you take the same cards in the same order and slot them into two different spreads the reading and outcome can change significantly. Pulling cards sequentially from the deck increases the chances that poor shuffling is going to fuck up the entire reading; many people have their own preferred method of drawing cards to counter this.

tl;dr

Staph once again has produced something illegible and unreadable due to her unwillingness to learn the most basic of techniques.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Staph once again has produced something illegible and unreadable due to her unwillingness to learn the most basic of techniques.

She's not even good at faking being good at things.

There are thousands of tarot spergs out there, nearly all of them better-informed than her (I love you gals but QED).

Seems to me like it'd be smarter to do public rune readings, since that got popular more recently and there are fewer rune spergs. Or, hey, since she's married to an actual god, who has typed a Tumblr blog through her and gives hurricane predictions, sounds like a great time to have her own divination system.

"My runes are different; Loki told me 'em special" would be the perfect "girlfriend in Canada" dodge; if you make up your own divination system, you're automatically the expert at it. "He said it was OK to write them on these bottle caps."

 

[swingbatta]

Putting on my witch hat because I know EXACTLY the brand of tarot deck she got based on those blurbs. They're very pretty in a super edgy kind of way but the books are weird (because they're originally in Italian).

Spoiler: Tarot Sperging

Tarot can't tell the future-- obviously, but like, they're not even supposed to. They can only tell you about yourself/the person you're reading for.

Tarot can be really fun and interesting but to get anything out of it, you need to have some self awareness, and be able to understand symbolism and metaphor.

She isn't even attempting to interpret the cards. She's just included some of the written blurb that probably came with the deck.

Tarot is "legitimately" a form of divination; their original purpose was just as playing cards, but our Golden Dawn friends mystified them into spooky future-telling devices in the big occultism boom of the early 1900s. But it's really no different than any other random form of divination, from I-Ching to astrology to looking at animal intestines: there are pre-ordained meanings and the randomness of getting those meanings is actually how gods/angels/the universe/fate/whatever communicate. Obviously, you need to believe in them for it to actually matter.

It's really only in the latest self-care over-therapied #witchy movement that it's been directed more as a self-reflection tool--in no small part because it makes it much more palatable to girlies who were raised Christian and scared of anything vaguely Satanic like tarot cards and Dungeons & Dragons. But most people--especially old school witches who got started in the 70s-90s--who use it are looking for answers to questions about the future/insight on what to do to get the outcome they want.

Anyway, any tarot reader worth their salt would look at that poorly shuffled mess and try to make a coherent story out of what the cards represent based on either their intuition or on the standard meanings of the cards. Just listing the individual card interpretations is rookie behavior, which is hilarious for someone who's been a Satanist/Druid/Bride of Loki for the better part of 15 years.

Seems to me like it'd be smarter to do public rune readings, since that got popular more recently and there are fewer rune spergs. Or, hey, since she's married to an actual god, who has typed a Tumblr blog through her and gives hurricane predictions, sounds like a great time to have her own divination system.

I cannot emphasize how many rune reading Norse pagans there are right now. I cannot emphasize how many Lokiwives there are, either. Staph, by all accounts, should be able to find her people so easily, and yet here she is. The fact that she can't even get a good witch community ONLINE, where the majority of these types hang out, is impressive.

 

[Pillar Of The Community]

Staph, by all accounts, should be able to find her people so easily, and yet here she is. The fact that she can't even get a good witch community ONLINE, where the majority of these types hang out, is impressive.

Aside from her general autism, self-absorption, and malodorousness the hybristo/para thing is what really ostracizes her imo. I’m sure there’s some degree of overlap in these types but she refuses to back down even a little bit. Plus, she loves to be kicked out and cancelled. It’s all she’s ever had and she gets off on it. But 100%, even in spite of her batshit insane-ness there are crazier cows with crazier friends. Buuuut she also doesn’t have anything to offer an orbiter ‘cause she’s so boring.

I really don’t think she’s made any meaningful connection at that church group (kek) because she probably would have told us their sensitive medical information by now. Plus, she gives me “observer, not participant” vibes in social situations, meek yet autistically chiming in occasionally or going off on narc tangents about her social justice work/skinflake rituals.

Shiiet those communities are probably too cishet and racist for her somehow, anyway.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Spoiler: Text

Even though I'm not Catholic and thus don't observe Lent, I have thought about what I would do if I did. I came up with the idea of giving up trying to reason with people who hate me.
I spent an hour typing this comment onto a "cringe" video I found on Youtube that was dedicated to me. I liked it, so they may still find me. I don't care. What I'm not going to do is waste my time trying to humanize myself to people who don't believe I'm human. (They misgendered me and called me the r-slur throughout said video.) Here's the comment I made but didn't send.
I never realized that I was so interesting a person to dedicate an almost 2 hour documentary to!
Addressing some inaccuracies:
-I am nonbinary transmasc, not a woman.
-My old name was a reflection on the "freedom" I felt from coming out, as were a lot of these behaviors
-The hand sanitizer incident was at work after I was fired (paranoid delusions made me believe there was a vast conspiracy trying to get me to die, it wasn't a fun time)
-I am not obese, I am only around 210 lbs currently (weight gain mostly from medication and hypothyroidism)
-I identify as aroace and am open about having a paraphilic attraction to spirits (meaning yes, I know it's weird)
-I haven't been a Satanist or demonolater in quite some time
-My parents don't care that I'm aroace, on SSI, or a practitioner of witchcraft.
-I did not self-diagnose using a test online, I used the DSM-5. I have been professionally diagnosed with autism.
-Via Section 8, I obtained a housing voucher and have not lived with my parents since 2022.
But kudos to you for having nothing better to talk about and using videos that I've long-since deleted. This was a cursory skim of one video, so I don't know if you've changed your content since so you address more social justice issues.
As of 2018, I have founded a nonprofit organization and used a $10,000 grant to help fund a transgender support group. I've gotten my mental health better these days (a lot less panic attacks) and have been on testosterone for three years.
I'll talk about my pagan faith, autism, transgender and/or intersex identity, and how they all intersect, with you, if you're respectful, as in the years since, I have been invited to speak on these at universities and conferences. But since you would rather spend your time skimming a Neo-Nazi harassment website to laugh at an autistic person's stims and their paraphilias, I don't believe that we would have a very productive conversation. All this comment is going to accomplish is probably you making a follow-up episode and laughing at me some more. So, should I even post it? Nah.

The video in question, which is two years old, so she has must have been searching for herself on YT. Like she said, it's nearly two hours long and I'm not sitting through some randos talking about her.

After all that cope, she still felt the need to comment on it lol.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

After all that cope, she still felt the need to comment on it lol.

What a stretch to shoehorn Lent into a mini-essay about how incredibly butthurt she is over someone on the internet making a video about her. I love when she tries to really overdo how TOTALLY NOT MAD she is, this happens every time she gets in a boomer slapfight on Facebook too.

 

[often puzzled]

Even though I'm not Catholic and thus don't observe Lent,

Extremely minor point, but it's not just Catholics who observe Lent. You've also got Anglicans, Episcopalians, Lutherans, and various and sundry other protestant-ish offshoots. Her family is nominally Catholic, so I guess she-- once again-- can't see anything outside her own experience. Still, though, it's kind of impressive for someone so ostensibly spiritual to be so ill-informed. This isn't exactly advanced theology.

 

[Vandy2]

Gyro deciding to cancel their live stream curse against ICE because their allegedly leaving Minneapolis really shows the extent of Gyro's activism. Its performative and thinking its all over and there's no need for further work (not that summoning demons helps). Maximum laziness.

 

[RonRiot]

I cannot emphasize how many Lokiwives there are, either. Staph, by all accounts, should be able to find her people so easily, and yet here she is. The fact that she can't even get a good witch community ONLINE, where the majority of these types hang out, is impressive.

Yeah, but then she wouldn’t have been chosen by someone scary and dangerous as being super special and lovable and worthy of special protection. She’d just be one of many. All of her ‘marriages’ follow the same template. Which is honestly kind of sad in the context of her being adopted.

 

[brooky]

She should absolutely try to giving up arguing with people online for Lent. Or even just like, for a random day.

@swingbatta
"But most people--especially old school witches who got started in the 70s-90s--who use it are looking for answers to questions about the future/insight on what to do to get the outcome they want."

But like, it's divining a *personal* future, right? It's still related to the person using the cards or someone they're using the cards for. It's not just "here's what's gonna happen with the midterms/some other general future date." She didn't ask what Trump will do in the future, or what leftists should do for a good outcome at the midterms.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

If you're aware you have a shitty habit, you don't need a special holiday reason to give it up (unless you don't care about breaking a shitty habit, you just want praise for supposedly doing so).

 

[Vandy2]

If you're aware you have a shitty habit, you don't need a special holiday reason to give it up (unless you don't care about breaking a shitty habit, you just want praise for supposedly doing so).

And that's the thing about Lent is you aren't supposed to give up bad habits. It's not NYE. You're supposed to sacrifice pleasures not things that you're trying to quit any way. Fasting is meant to show self control and make you focus on God.
It's the same as Gyro giving offerings of foot skin. That has no value.

Not that it matters, we all know Gyro doesn't have any self control and will go back to old habits because they'll come up with reasons to justify any thing. Michael Jackson made me do it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

And that's the thing about Lent is you aren't supposed to give up bad habits. It's not NYE. You're supposed to sacrifice pleasures not things that you're trying to quit any way. Fasting is meant to show self control and make you focus on God.

TBF getting into inane slapfights online is one of her greatest pleasures. Maybe this would be like giving up heroin for Lent?

At least she hasn't moved any of the saints into her ghost harem.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

And that's the thing about Lent is you aren't supposed to give up bad habits. It's not NYE. You're supposed to sacrifice pleasures

TBF getting into inane slapfights online is one of her greatest pleasures. Maybe this would be like giving up heroin for Lent?

Jesus Christ, you guys are right, that makes her stupid 'let's jam Lent into this' even dumber. My coworker gives up chocolate, Stapphy gives up being an annoying cunt online? J/k, no way she'd ever do that.