Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[80's Dad]

Oh my god, Stephanie, shut uppp. How the hell does she write so much about random shit that only happened in her head? I mean, I know the answer is that she's got nothing else going on so all of her made up relationship drama with MJ and some serial killers and Heath Ledger are super serious to her. She's pushing 40 and she's explaining to the internet how much her imaginary friends don't like each other. I never could have thought up such a pathetic type of person. All of this also to avoid taking responsibility for grooming a bunch of teenage girls. Just admit you liked messing with them gullible kids, that would more respectable than this continued astral plane marriage bullshit.

Also whoever she was slapfighting with on her PAPST account is totally in the right. It's offensive as hell that she considers birth defects and disorders as making a person less than. Sounds pretty ableist, Steph!

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Lol WHAT? I missed spicy Staph lore like this. Even back in the day I really had no idea what was going on. Does she actually mean living MJ? Or is she referring to that fat pedophile woman from the deviant art days? I don’t even know what to think.

@Chromeo would know.

 

[RonRiot]

Oh my god, Stephanie, shut uppp. How the hell does she write so much about random shit that only happened in her head? I mean, I know the answer is that she's got nothing else going on so all of her made up relationship drama with MJ and some serial killers and Heath Ledger are super serious to her. She's pushing 40 and she's explaining to the internet how much her imaginary friends don't like each other. I never could have thought up such a pathetic type of person. All of this also to avoid taking responsibility for grooming a bunch of teenage girls. Just admit you liked messing with them gullible kids, that would more respectable than this continued astral plane marriage bullshit.

Also whoever she was slapfighting with on her PAPST account is totally in the right. It's offensive as hell that she considers birth defects and disorders as making a person less than. Sounds pretty ableist, Steph!

It’s tasteless for her to post her insane fanfiction as some sort of serious character evidence when victims of MJ are still coming forward. It’s even more tasteless when you remember she also groomed children using MJ as a lure. A normal person would find it disturbing that they were attracted to a succession of gay pedophiles. They also wouldn’t keep reminding the world of it.
This is what peak lolcow looks like.
(I love the smirking selfie, because you just know she thinks she looks like Tom Hiddleston in it.)

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I feel like I got brain damage reading all that.

Lol, LMAO even. I kinda feel like I'd rather be whatever kind of half sentient scromit-monster that they're picturing than someone posting bullshit sob stories, airing details of my gross financial illiteracy, and desperately showing my ass about all my most embarrassing personal drama (fabricated or not) to the general online public, all to bolster attempts at begging for some pity-shekels, while openly refusing to consider any kind of employment as an option.

In other words, there is more honor in scromiting than choosing to exist as a genital wart on the scrotum of humanity.

Poor Peetie. Probably a good thing she wasn't there, because she would stress everyone out and we would never hear the end of how traumatic it was for her

When Siggy was flipping out during a claw trim or after Staph let her outside, Staph's presence served only as an active irritant that accomplished nothing besides make a stressful situation orders of magnitude worse and then endlessly self-victimize about it while showing zero gratitude to the people who actually resolved the problem for her (even though it was at least partially her fault). Thankfully the Cianfriglias didn't allow their pet tard to make Peetie's final vet trip into a stressful and terrifying ordeal and let him go in peace.

Such a performative bleeding heart, lol.

I'm probably misreading this somehow, but Staph's reply here sounds pretty fucking racist lol. Like she's saying "yeah, my ancestral homeland has the same problem, but it's white people so I have faith they'll have the work ethic and ingenuity to find a workable solution. Unlike you dumb ass niggers who are just going to stand there with your dicks in your hands doing nothing about it. Yup, you're fucked alright, lol. Literally nobody cares btw, but since I'm actually a uniquely magnanimous white person, uh, thoughts and prayers."

The kicker is the "Some lives are more valuable than others" at the end. Fucking savage Staph goddamn hahaha

KNVLLNGR is wild

Even with the mention of "drugs" I'm pretty sure Staph still believes this is a conversation about caffeine and green tea pre-workout capsules and shit. The dark web even has stuff that you can't buy off an infomercial!

left.

If your "autism" isn't a defect then why the fuck is the government paying you to sit on your ass? Not social security fraud, our gyro would never.

Absolute fucking lunacy lol.

Yeah why not, it isn't especially farfetched that Staph thinks psilocybin is a deity considering she thinks mayonnaise is a gender.

 

[AfghanBlue]

It's this person. They're pretty unwell and this will possibly play out similarly to the saga of the delusional woman and the unibomber story.

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Oh this doesn't sound promising.
RIP your mental health, pooner who looks like 2026 version of girl from morrissey video.

 

[Chromeo]

@Chromeo would know.

oh God, I almost forgot about Stephanie
Anyway, she's not talking about Lisa Marie Presley or Debbie Rowe, Michael's actual wives here. She was the medium for Michael's ghost and he got married to Katie in a Cherokee spirit bonding ritual (which I had drawn art of when I was involved in all of this back in November 2010)

Then, since Stephanie was spending more time with Michael by virtue of writing for him, they had an affair together, and that's the first affair she's talking about. I'm not 100% sure who the second young woman/wife is, but I'm pretty sure the first one is Katie. The second one could've been Autumn Agnew or Cierra Price/Jackson, those are the only other women I can remember who claimed to have channeled "Peter"/Michael back when all this was going on. Autumn had claimed to be a penpal of Michael's when he was alive, and Cierra was an abused teenager who was going to run away from home and go live in New York with Michael and Katie. That clearly never happened, praise the lord, and I'm sure wherever Cierra is she's probably living a normal adult life by now.
It's a little insane coming back to the MJ ghost lore after all this time, especially with the new Nordic retconning. I like how Stephanie's self-diagnosed Michael with BPD and some kind of "shadow self" possession/haunting thing. This line stands out to me:

What I do know is that he has hurt both myself and my two spirit spouses deeply. I’m also attempting to repair my relationship with my metamour, who was previously married to him.

I can't remember if he was poly-married to Richard Ramirez or Dahmer, it was Dahmer, right? Which ghost is important enough not only to marry Michael Jackson, but Loki and Stephanie directly?? lmao

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Couldn't the "second young wife" be michiie, the 14-year-old girl Stephanie groomed? That seems to line up with the details provided

 

[Pillar Of The Community]

I can't remember if he was poly-married to Richard Ramirez or Dahmer, it was Dahmer, right?

I think both? Though I’m not sure which one she’s referring to. MJ was ghost-banging Dahmer in between astral child support payments and even ran away with him, but Dahmer is married to Steph, so I don’t think he’d be considered a metamour (if my understanding of this fuckass concept is correct). I only say Ramirez because she had an unfinished fic where he and MJ fell in love, and Staph has taken to him being an occasional fling rather than a ~lover~.

Sorry to remind you of this cringe gorl

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

which I had drawn art of when I was involved in all of this back in November 2010

LMAO, I had the same "how to draw manga" book that you traced this from. Vivid weeaboo flashbacks.

Then, since Stephanie was spending more time with Michael by virtue of writing for him, they had an affair together, and that's the first affair she's talking about.

So when Michael and Katie got married, was Staph playing the part of Michael at that time, or was Katie playing the part while also engaging as herself?

The thought of all these women going "umm ACTUALLY he was channeling through ME last night and says WE are ghost married now" like a bunch of six-year-olds playing pretend is just so funny, except for the part where vulnerable and mentally ill minors were involved. It's like Snapewives, but weirder because it's a real person.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I think both? Though I’m not sure which one she’s referring to. MJ was ghost-banging Dahmer in between astral child support payments and even ran away with him, but Dahmer is married to Steph, so I don’t think he’d be considered a metamour (if my understanding of this fuckass concept is correct). I only say Ramirez because she had an unfinished fic where he and MJ fell in love, and Staph has taken to him being an occasional fling rather than a ~lover~.

Sorry to remind you of this cringe gorl

This is all absolute batshit insanity and I feel like we should get paid if we're having to map this shit out.

 

[Chromeo]

So when Michael and Katie got married, was Staph playing the part of Michael at that time, or was Katie playing the part while also engaging as herself?

Stephanie was Michael and Katie was herself, but everybody claimed they could channel him privately irl off the Internet. I remember trying and failing, which is when I started to realize this might all be bullshit.

LMAO, I had the same "how to draw manga" book that you traced this from. Vivid weeaboo flashbacks.

girl I'm not even that classy, I traced it off someone else's shit on DeviantArt LMAO

Couldn't the "second young wife" be michiie, the 14-year-old girl Stephanie groomed? That seems to line up with the details provided

NOOOoooo nooo, Michiie wasn't a wife of Michael's. It was very much a father/daughter type relationship, that's where all the "daddy" crap came in. Michiie had an awful family irl and her parents were divorced, so "Michael" (i.e Stephanie) swooped in where Michiie had that weakness and subsumed a surrogate father role, except, y'know, in an extremely inappropriate way where sometimes they also flirted or talked about sexual things and got into horrible fights online.

 

[brooky]

It feels extremely fitting for me that now Steph is only in her thirties, arguably the prime of life, living alone in squalor, tweeting pathetically into the void, desperate for connection and not finding any.

 

[often puzzled]

It was a video of Siggy climbing over her cases of soda, nothing special. Check out that bare leg and the state of her room.

The half-full case appears to be this tea. The stylized R is the same:



This brand does a Morgan Wallen special blend. If I'm not mistaken, he's one of those ultra-right country singers who's always causing a stir, so I don't know why our Steffles would support this brand (I mean, I do, but it's bad optics).

I have no idea if this reading is worrying or not. She surely can't blame any meds she's on for the enormous weight gain.

It's not very good:



(chart is from Cleveland Clinic)

She could turn it around, but we're talking about a filth walrus, so she won't.

ALT: A nonbinary transmasc person wearing a ritual robe with a hood and string around their neck. He's looking at the camera out from under the hood with a small smirk.

I'm very fond of how extra special needs this particular photo is. You know that loads of people are careful to be extra-polite to someone who looks like that.

Don't do that, dumbass. Or use a spam-collecting email. All this talk about her parents abusing her and teaching her bad habits, and this is the first one I see... and she's cool with it.

This is the kind of story that makes me wonder what her parents said versus what Stephanie heard. I picture her mom saying something like: "you need to watch out for bargains on paper products, because they're obscenely overpriced. Toilet paper won't spoil, so grab some extra when there's a good deal." And I picture Stephanie translating that to "always enter your email address in the pop-ups you get on bougie tea and mall sword websites."

The excruciating detail in the MJ stuff breaks my brain, but I do love her super-serious tone . . . which she reserves for all this stuff that happened only in her head.

Editing to add: that living room is bad. When and if her dad stops cleaning up for her, she's going to get into actual hoarder territory. And she clearly doesn't see the current state of things as a problem, which doesn't bode well. Poor Siggy can't even walk because of how much things are shifting around.