stepping on the scale... - 11/4/2018

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Trasha Pay That A$$ said:
You must not have seen the few times she weighed her clothing she would be wearing and deducted that from the weight on the scale.
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No, I must admit I've only seen a handful of the haydur videos and skimmed through a few of hers, but Christ that delusion was fucking startling. I even went to check that my comment wasn't hyperbole unless she's 8 foot tall these are levels of delusion i can't even comprehend.

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She's not even getting an accurate weight on the scale because her feet aren't directly on the black part, she can't get her legs close enough together and ends up standing partly on the silver edges.
 
Fatguypewdiepie said:
Don't forget their big ass basement. At this point, she could just buy a tub of vaselin, rub it on basement ground and roll around naked and she'll still lose weight and get a solid work out
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Bitch is extremely privileged. She has no job and has a ton of space to exercise. They could buy some gym gear and build a home gym in the basement. She could walk around the basement, walk the stairs, do basic weight exercises with those faggy 1-2 lbs weights. I bet she could even find some cardio gear sturdy enough to support her weight.

Waddling in place for 15 seconds is a joke of an exercise.
 
To sum it up;

- she’s 551lbs (probs lost 1lb from a shit)
- cats playing on a box
- Necky mumbling about her mums Christmas crap
- showing off her scrunchie looking like a fat bam bam or pebbles from flintstones
- cant remember the rest, too boring

Oh and one of her feet were slightly off the edge of the scale so her reading was off anyway.
 
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Captain Ahab said:
Or poor scale calibration. I read the manual. Her scale has to be calibrated. I seriously doubt they did it.
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Yeah she mentioned something about “tearing it” which I didn’t get, she said she’d calibrated it when she got it on another video but she doesn’t realise you have to calibrate it now and again
 
Two things.

1: That whole "Heeey just doing my nightly walkin" part. She looked winded even putting that little show up for 5 seconds. It's clearly made to look like we just 'caught' her in the middle of a long exercise she's just sooo tired from, and was totally doing before the camera turned on.

2: She always does that "Look it's only X calories per 1, so I'mma have 2 or 3 or 30". It's maddening, does she not understand that completely undermines eating food with slightly less calories than her normal?
 
User names must be unique said:
No, I must admit I've only seen a handful of the haydur videos and skimmed through a few of hers, but Christ that delusion was fucking startling. I even went to check that my comment wasn't hyperbole unless she's 8 foot tall these are levels of delusion i can't even comprehend.

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There are a couple times caught in the Becky era video that Katie W just posted. She really does think the 2 or 3 lbs of clothing she wears is going to make a difference.

littlemisswitch said:
Yeah she mentioned something about “tearing it” which I didn’t get, she said she’d calibrated it when she got it on another video but she doesn’t realise you have to calibrate it now and again
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She mentions taring the scale. Basically you put an object on the scale, hit the 'tare' button to bring it to zero and then weigh whatever you want. It's more commonly done for food when you don't want to count the weight of the container you have on the scale.
 
Why the hell would she need to reset to zero to calculate her weight? Did she really try to account for her clothing and used it as a tare weight? When she's within 100 pounds of a healthy weight, maybe then she can worry about taring the scale. Right now, with the way she's eating, she's could easily have a fifteen pound fluctuation in a single day so accounting for her clothing when she weighs is not going to tell her much at all. The mental gymnastics she performs to diminish the grimness of her current weight are practically Olympian.

Every time she adorns her hair she looks like she needs to be in a playpen in a John Waters movie, preferably moaning about eggs. She's filthy, her hair near Amy Slaton-level greasy, wearing mismatched clothing, fat feet bare and toe nails ragged, resembling an amorphous blob when she sits down, but by god she's got a pink scrunchie in her hair to show us how cute, dainty and feminine she really is. I'd laugh but it's too fucking macabre.
 
m0rnutz said:
S a l a d.

Buy one, McDonald's has them for a dollar

Fuck, buy ten.
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At her weight and height even if she was bed ridden, she could probably eat 5 big macs a day and lose weight.

A lot of people don't seem to realise that it takes a lot of energy (calories) just to keep a fat body functioning. To gain weight she'd probably have to be eating in excess of 4000 calories a day. If she cut down to 3000 calories a day she'd probably lose weight (albeit slowly)
 
Becky is too stupid to paint.

If you want a straight line why don't you outline what you want to paint with a pencil and a ruler, or if that's too hard just use a piece of paper as ruler awhile you paint?

Why did she paint the duck hunt before the background? Wtf
 
That poor scale...

Sleep schedule is fucked and she missed holiday shopping, oh well there's always a week day. Lesbian comic books, and people claimed that nerds going through the 'Bad Girl' book sale phase when I collected was problematic or something? Did Marvel ever release a title for The Blob? She's going to scale mount after a binge, so brave.

She assumes that she gained weight, making an ass of herself comes so naturally obviously. This is a scary weigh in, the other fighter must be pissing themselves watching this as I type. Wait, you mean this isn't for an upcoming fight? Where do I get my 5 minutes back then from watching this?

Cats like boxes, this is not novel or amazing. Becky shows off ornaments her mom got off some lady. Is Big AL's hoarding rubbing off on Becky's mom somehow? Check out the 8 bit NES box Becky painted. It's 2.0 on the 1.0-CWC-scale.

Nightly walking while the battery dies, holy shit, I'm dying and so is Amber! Figure out your auto-focus already you fat idiot, this is not hard to do. She makes a meal while the camera is on the counter. A title gets her out of signing off after she pulls out a bunch of fast food refuse from the microwave while trying to use it. This qualifies as a highlight because this video is a train-wreck with not enough fatalities already.

There was an effort. It was success that was elusive though.
 
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