stepping on the scale... - 11/4/2018

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She could do chores around the house and burn some cals as much as her “walking,” plus she’d be doing something productive. Sweep, vacuum, clean the windows, dust shelves etc.
 
Why the hell would she need to reset to zero to calculate her weight? Did she really try to account for her clothing and used it as a tare weight? When she's within 100 pounds of a healthy weight, maybe then she can worry about taring the scale. Right now, with the way she's eating, she's could easily have a fifteen pound fluctuation in a single day so accounting for her clothing when she weighs is not going to tell her much at all. The mental gymnastics she performs to diminish the grimness of her current weight are practically Olympian.

The accusation is that she has the scale set up with a false tare weight. Say you put a 10 lb bag of flour on the scale, hit tare, and then took off the bag. The scale would read -10. Then you step on and voila, you are 552 instead of 562.

Becky is too stupid to paint.

If you want a straight line why don't you outline what you want to paint with a pencil and a ruler, or if that's too hard just use a piece of paper as ruler awhile you paint?

Why did she paint the duck hunt before the background? Wtf

Masking tape is cheap and widely used for this purpose in art/craft projects.
 
This is for those of you who know about the mechanics of scales. Does her inability to stand with her feet touching affect the accuracy? As others have observed, her obesity prevents her from being able to stand with her feet together so her right foot is hanging off the edge of the scale. Does that really affect the weight measurement that much? I would have thought that would only matter if she was somehow touching the floor with her right foot and some of her weight was being supported by the floor, but maybe an "uneven load" could create a wonky number? Like the scale works better when you are standing in the middle?

The accusation is that she has the scale set up with a false tare weight. Say you put a 10 lb bag of flour on the scale, hit tare, and then took off the bag. The scale would read -10. Then you step on and voila, you are 552 instead of 562.
Ahh, I see. I thought she was dithering over the negligible weight of her clothes. Why it didn't occur to me that she may have set the scale up to register lower weight shows a remarkable naivety on my part. Ugh.
 
How is it that Chantal is 150 lbs lighter and still looks worse than Amberlynn? Such unfortunate fat distribution that I'd almost feel bad if she wasn't a terrible person.

Chantel is shorter and has less horrifying legs. Amber carries all that weight in her lower half.

Ahh, I see. I thought she was dithering over the negligible weight of her clothes. Why it didn't occur to me that she may have set the scale up to register lower weight shows a remarkable naivety on my part. Ugh.

She does that too. The tare thing is a haydur theory but she has talked on camera about subtracting her clothes. She has taken them off to weigh them and then put them on her body before filming herself on the scale.
 
Is it just me or has the addition of the scrunchies made the awfulness of her hair stand out even more?
 
How is it that Chantal is 150 lbs lighter and still looks worse than Amberlynn? Such unfortunate fat distribution that I'd almost feel bad if she wasn't a terrible person.


Chantal also steps on a scale that only goes up to 400 pounds. She's clearly more than 400 but that's why the numbers don't give an accurate reading, they always hover around the same 378 numbers. Chantal has gone from a 2X to a tight fitting 5X in two years but still maintaining the same weight? Not possible.
 
I got everything I needed from the first three minutes of the video.

1) "I am back to my bad sleeping schedule"

That lasted one day. She is incapable of sticking to anything. How hard is it to go to bed at night and get out of bed in the morning if you really want to? This has negative implications for any other changes she plans to make...

2) "I have been wanting to do some reading lately..."

Atta gorl!! Finally, you are thinking like a writer! What did you get? Bukowski? Dickens? Coleridge? Melville? Miller? Vonnegut? Joyce? I take back what I said in the last comment. Now you are making changes! Not only will reading broaden your horizons, improve your writing, and give you food for thought...it will even help you lose weight, I guarantee it. For once, I am proud of you, woman! Let's see, which classics did you buy? ...lesbian comic books?? Oh, brother. Can anybody in that house handle anything made for adults, or does everything have to be comics and video games? "A ten to thirty minute read", she says... So much for being engrossed in the world of ideas... "I have no issue with comic books..." No, you only have issues with grownup stuff...

3) "I take full responsibility for everything that is happening in my life" She can't even complete the sentence without adding "although I know depression is a chemical imbalance in the brain" Look at how she negates all responsibility in the very same sentence!

4) "I feel like it's very possible to beat an eating disorder with or without help" She is already setting it up so that she won't get help! She doesn't need help, she can do it all by herself! "You just have to be extremely strong" Which she has proven she isn't. She can't even stick to a diet for six hours; how is she going to be "extremely strong"? She is one of the weakest people who has ever lived. I heard it is possible to lift 500 pounds over your head too, but you have to be extremely strong. Most people, including strong ones, can't do it. "I have read so many stories on it before, it is very possible..." No help needed; she did all the reading.

5) "What's not possible is waking up one morning and completely changing everything and being this perfect person!" This one triggers me. Nobody said she needs to be perfect. But she needs to stop being a complete failure and a baby. It is possible to wake up one morning and change everything; those people she read about who lost weight did exactly that. Are they perfect? Of course not. Are they committed to weight loss? Of course, otherwise they wouldn't lose the weight. Did they wake up one morning and change? Yep. Otherwise, they would still be fat.

6) She binged like a whale after all those quasi-tearful videos. So all that "raw" emotion was absolutely meaningless. We stand here now and absolutely zero has changed.

All of this was covered in the first three minutes of the video. Nothing else in the video is important.

So, another cycle is now complete. Crazed binging, followed by tearful regret, followed by promises, followed by broken promises, followed by crazed binging again. Fucking unreal.

Memo to Amberlynn: Just die already, so we can move on to other cows. You are really becoming a bore.
 
4) "I feel like it's very possible to beat an eating disorder with or without help" She is already setting it up so that she won't get help! She doesn't need help, she can do it all by herself!
She sure can! She doesn't even need the help of her imaginary IRL therapist! :story:
 
Atta gorl!! Finally, you are thinking like a writer! What did you get? Bukowski? Dickens? Coleridge? Melville? Miller? Vonnegut? Joyce? I take back what I said in the last comment. Now you are making changes! Not only will reading broaden your horizons, improve your writing, and give you...

More like Seuss. If we're lucky enough, she'll move up to the 'Arthur' books. Then we'll start cooking with some serious gas. How exciting.
 
If Amber wants more orange chicken money (and she does, with these daily videos) she needs to find a new gorlfriend with a better personality to copy. This redneck limbo of fraudulent diagnoses, Wommart shoppeeeeen and Thumb Butler is unwatchable - I haven't watched any video she's put out since the orange chicken debacle. I'm not giving her adsense shekels until she finds a less boring enabler. Maybe the real reason she misses Density is because people actually paid attention to her videos as long as D was in them. Now in order to get $ she has to feign humility in melodramatic arias from a Puccini opera set in Kentucky, Madama Marjoramfly, where a dainty gorl laments her fat(e) because her true love Destiny-san left her and now she only has her servant Thumbo Jumbo for company. These crocodile tears videos give a new meaning to "blubbering".
 
If Amber wants more orange chicken money (and she does, with these daily videos) she needs to find a new gorlfriend with a better personality to copy. This redneck limbo of fraudulent diagnoses, Wommart shoppeeeeen and Thumb Butler is unwatchable - I haven't watched any video she's put out since the orange chicken debacle. I'm not giving her adsense shekels until she finds a less boring enabler. Maybe the real reason she misses Density is because people actually paid attention to her videos as long as D was in them. Now in order to get $ she has to feign humility in melodramatic arias from a Puccini opera set in Kentucky, Madama Marjoramfly, where a dainty gorl laments her fat(e) because her true love Destiny-san left her and now she only has her servant Thumbo Jumbo for company. These crocodile tears videos give a new meaning to "blubbering".
I would 100% pause adblock for her videos if she broke up with becky. I want another drunken valentines day younow ): i want a personality change! Becky!Amber is a snoozefest
 
I love her “workout.” She has a big ass house and plenty of space outdoor yet chooses to walk in place like a tard.

it's not even that she's just walking in place because when you're 550lbs, if that's what you can do then all the power to you, gorl. IMO the issue is that she keeps setting herself up for failure. For one, walking in place is boring AF. There's nothing stopping her from putting on a 30-45min podcast and walking around the house, or literally walking around outside the house. It would go by much quicker. But also...SHE TRIED THIS ALREADY. "Gotta get my steps in!" and then walking in place. What happened last time? She stopped doing it. Why? because it was fuckin boring as hell and even the most hardy of us have issue doing shit we don't wanna do...her willpower is as durable as tissue paper.

Why doesn't she ever learn? I don't get it like....how many rounds of weight watchers, marching in a spot, and fitbits, does she need to go through. she made a damn video "I don't know how to lose weight" but still insists on doing it her way.................even though she doesn't know what she's doing.
 
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