stepping on the scale... - 11/4/2018

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pecansandies said:
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is her inept painting the limit of her ability, an purposeful aesthetic choice, or bolth?
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Imagine if she'd used straight lines to paint and then wired this up to be a USB charging station, so that you could plug your phones into the 'controller' outlets. Then this project might have been some kind of accomplishment for somebody with no job and commitments.

NemmaSis said:
Good thing she's never actually finished a book.
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Hey, Amber read There's a Hippopotamus on Our Roof Eating Cake cover to cover and to this day is haunted by that greedy guts hippo having all that cake to himself.
 
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How long until she goes back on Weight Watchers because this plan just didnt work for her? I'm guessing it'll happen within the next few vids
 
I was disappointed, but not nearly surprised when she pulled a greasy bag of fast food out of the microwave, had the "oh shit, I'm recording this..." moment and blamed it on somebody else rather than editing it out like the gluttonous slug she is.

Also note how this bovine is incapable of using a conventional oven and instead nukes absolutely everything in the microwave (including her stale burger king fries). She's at least trying with the frozen, breaded, processed "veggie burgers" and ready-rice. However if you've already eaten a family-size bag of Cool Ranch, three bottles of "diet", aspartame loaded off-brand wallyworld cola and a glass of last night's pan-full of bacon grease, all before considering your healthy alternative lunch, you've defeated the purpose.

This landwhale is only lying to herself.

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Becky has literally nothing but time. How does her artwork always look so half-assed? GORL, you have an entire arsenal of things you could use to paint a straight fucking line:

  • Masking tape.
  • A ruler.
  • A single corner from just 1 of the 127 journals lying around.
You're not good at eyeballing things for accuracy. Take your time and create something Future Becky will be proud of. I refuse to believe this is her best effort.
 
When is the last time Amberlynn weighed herself? I'm only curious because her scale is so dusty and dirty you can see the footprints she just made in the gunk.
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Edit: also her feet look quite unique.
 
Erica said:
They won’t go away with weight loss either, so skin removal surgery in the future?

The walking in place wouldn’t be a bad exercise if she did it for more than two seconds. The exercise is mostly to keep people this heavy moving and avoiding complete atrophy because they don’t have the endurance for a full workout (but you HAVE to diet or it’s pointless. The pounds will keep piling on).
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Amber needs to loose like at least 150 pounds (like one average sized woman worth of weight) before she even qualifies for bariatric surgery, at this point she's so obese it would be dangerous to operate on her. And we all know Amber doesn't have the willpower to diet and exercise like a normal person.
She's not even close to skin surgery at this point.
 
Loves2Spaff said:
I was disappointed, but not nearly surprised when she pulled a greasy bag of fast food out of the microwave, had the "oh shit, I'm recording this..." moment and blamed it on somebody else rather than editing it out like the gluttonous slug she is.

Also note how this bovine is incapable of using a conventional oven and instead nukes absolutely everything in the microwave (including her stale burger king fries). She's at least trying with the frozen, breaded, processed "veggie burgers" and ready-rice. However if you've already eaten a family-size bag of Cool Ranch, three bottles of "diet", aspartame loaded off-brand wallyworld cola and a glass of last night's pan-full of bacon grease, all before considering your healthy alternative lunch, you've defeated the purpose.

This landwhale is only lying to herself.

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I don't think she's physically capable of using the oven at her size. Honestly believe she can't bend over to use it. I doubt she can sit down and use it either because she's so damn massive for a land creature that she can't physically reach it. All she can really use is a microwave.
 
Dog Prom 3D said:
This is for those of you who know about the mechanics of scales. Does her inability to stand with her feet touching affect the accuracy? As others have observed, her obesity prevents her from being able to stand with her feet together so her right foot is hanging off the edge of the scale. Does that really affect the weight measurement that much? I would have thought that would only matter if she was somehow touching the floor with her right foot and some of her weight was being supported by the floor, but maybe an "uneven load" could create a wonky number? Like the scale works better when you are standing in the middle?


Ahh, I see. I thought she was dithering over the negligible weight of her clothes. Why it didn't occur to me that she may have set the scale up to register lower weight shows a remarkable naivety on my part. Ugh.
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Try standing on a scale and shifting your body weight around. As your centre of gravity changes the weight will fluctuate. I noticed in the past that sometimes I'd weigh half a pound lighter sometimes so I always stand in the same posture now. I'm 168 ellbees so I guess she could probably effect the weight a lot more by shifting. Additionally she's very close to a ledge and considering the camera isn't on her while it weighs her she could quite easily put her hand on it
 
Dutch Courage said:
That lasted one day. She is incapable of sticking to anything. How hard is it to go to bed at night and get out of bed in the morning if you really want to?
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This is not the case of staying up late during the weekend and having to go back to waking up early on week days. Since Amber and Becky got together Amber has been going to bed later and later. The transition to reverting it completely accelerated after Becky quit her job.

It would be necessary to slowly go back to decent hours over a period of time - say a week or more. But Amber has no will power and once she vocalizes one of her plans she thinks it's already done. Besides, Walmart and many fast food joint are open 24/7.
Dutch Courage said:
"What's not possible is waking up one morning and completely changing everything and being this perfect person!" This one triggers me. Nobody said she needs to be perfect.
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As usual, she's said this before, so I'll be repeating myself too. Amber has a very black and white view of the world and doesn't understand nuances (as a side-thought, it might be due to the fact that she's too lazy to improve her life). Not being perfect is a good excuse, the problem is that most people will, say, lose less weight than planned and say it's because they are not perfect. To Amber it means she'll gain while "actively" trying to lose.
pecansandies said:
She stopped doing it. Why? because it was fuckin boring as hell
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Nah. She got bored of trying to pretend for the camera. Make no mistake, the only time Amber EVER exercised for real was (if you believe her words) when Krytle's parents hired a personal trainer.
Synthwave said:
Just half-ass everything, why don’t you. That way you make sure you’ll never make any progress or learn anything, or you know, maybe actually become good at something.
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That is laziness at work, but there might also be some fear of failure thrown in. In the video where Becky shows off the gifts she made for Eric you can see that she knows how to color properly - she did one mushroom (I think it was) with proper shading and color gradation, but everything else was flat and badly done.
To git gud one needs to try and be able to accept the fact that some of one's effort might not be up to par. Becky avoids trying because she might be afraid to find out she isn't good enough.
Barbarella said:
She can’t work and accomplish something real because of weight dictates how she moves. She doesn’t know what it’s like to be an adult and set goals and achieve them because her weight sets them for her.
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I'm sorry, but working, being an adult or setting goals (which, btw, is something she does All.The.Time) have very little to do with her weight.
She doesn't work - be it house chores or a job - because she doesn't want to. She is childish, and because of that, her goals and plans are ludicrous.
Amber's life is the perfect example of what would happen if one let a 5 yo do only what they wanted - no showers, going to bed/waking up any time they want, only eating junk food and candy, spending money only on things the child wants and not what is needed (remember the blankets on the windows?).
She isn't childish because she's fat. She's fat because she's childish.
Nidemp said:
it triggers me when she says she throws out books when shes done reading them
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And yet, all the other crap she buys doesn't get thrown away...
Loves2Spaff said:
Also note how this bovine is incapable of using a conventional oven and instead nukes absolutely everything in the microwave
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When Amber wants to eat, Amber needs food NOW. Cooking stuff in the oven takes too long.
 
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