Steven Carver / Saberspark / Saberspark 64 / Sabersteve - Soylent infused breadtuber "Toonophile" who reviews children's cartoons for a living.

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why can't youtubers just learn how to talk like people. I feel like all the idiots who make these videos desperately need speech therapy and public speaking lessons. Maybe some more experience hanging out with IRL people too just to learn how to talk like humans.
This video is almost an hour. I could barely make it through 30 seconds.
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As far as I got. :c
You're so insanely correct, this guy needs speech therapy. This guy is a kiwituber so I guess it was inevitable that that community would capitalize on the saber drama.
 
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As far as I got. :c
You're so insanely correct, this guy needs speech therapy. This guy is a kiwituber so I guess it was inevitable that that community would capitalize on the saber drama.
I'm listening through the video as per usual it's 1 hour of "Saber dindu nuffin" clickbait, dick riding and furfaggotry. This guy is retarded had half assed speech therapy.
 
why can't youtubers just learn how to talk like people.
It's the end result of people living their entire lives online. If you spoke like this in public you'd get weird looks, but they don't know that because they don't go in public. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. The internet is an alternate reality. It has bred a culture, a worldview, and moral standards which do not at all translate in to the real world.
 
Most drama youtubers use thumbnails that make the person they’re talking about look like your average Seattle crackhead or Heath Ledger Joker cosplay. This one ain’t so bad in comparison to others. Take this for example:
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Looooooollll I remember when turkey tom was using the same artist for his thumbnails for a bit. I thought it was dumb at the time but now I kinda miss it
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same keffals art too
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Most drama youtubers use thumbnails that make the person they’re talking about look like your average Seattle crackhead or Heath Ledger Joker cosplay. This one ain’t so bad in comparison to others. Take this for example:
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It was pure clickbait to get views from haters, thankfully NewPipe can download videos.

The cryptid furfag kept calling how Saber is a dindu nuffin and didn't even mention what Sharty found, plush fucking and more. There was freedomtoons fiasco mention to attempt give illusion of neutrality, he is friends with saber emphasized by the fact the furfag used Sabers name multiple.

There you have it gents that video was Saber Internet defense force certified™
 
Saberspark changed his PFP to his sabertooth fursona character. He has to overstay the "I'm not a furry but—" grift he's been doing for years on end. That joke will never be funny and it's annoying.

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Nevermind, I hope this faggot gets assraped in legal bills.
 
Saberspark changed his PFP to his sabertooth fursona character. He has to overstay the "I'm not a furry but—" grift he's been doing for years on end. That joke will never be funny and it's annoying.

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Here's this post that Sabersparks made.
I knew it was a rebranding thing to try to leave the controversy behind. Hopefully he will tone the all the "i am not a furry" bits. Very 🌈 but it would be even more grating if he continued it still.
 
Looooooollll I remember when turkey tom was using the same artist for his thumbnails for a bit. I thought it was dumb at the time but now I kinda miss it
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same keffals art too
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This artist was present on KiwiFarms for a while, their art of Keffals was made during their stay on the forum. Made artwork of quite a few lolcows before bailing out a few years ago and masking their identity on the site. You see sweatdrops, it's most likely them.
 
Saberspark changed his PFP to his sabertooth fursona character. He has to overstay the "I'm not a furry but—" grift he's been doing for years on end. That joke will never be funny and it's annoying.

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When he bought bad dragon dildo to shove it up his ass makes him a furfag Soyboy.

Can anyone explain what drives autists like Saber and people in in sex toy general here shove overpriced elastomer trash into their orifices?

For life of me I cannot empathize with gooners
I literally came here to post my own screenshot lol
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God help me his fursona looks so faggy, like, I've seen pooner 'sonas less cringe looking than this.
Who is trying to appeal to furfags who watch cartoons meant for literal toddlers?
 
New video from Beckett is premiering now. Apparently Sabersparks has receipts. I'll try to add updates here as it goes.

TL;DR: Saber and Emily were FWB and planned to have sex at the convention beforehand. She got pissed that he ended the relationship and "toyed" with her emotions. This entire saga was likely BPD scheming gone wrong

1. Saberspark has paid hundreds of dollars to retrieve text messages between himself and EmuEmi. He is looking into more options for professional data pulls.

2. Saberspark and EmuEmi were in a casual relationship. This relationship lasted after the alleged assaults. This directly contradicts Emily's statements that she distanced herself from Saber immediately after the alleged assaults. She lied to Mr. Enter and his team about this. For new people, Mr. Enter is a youtuber who also covered these allegations, and his coverage was much more favorable to Emily.

3. Saber and Emily discussed being friends with benefits and having sex at the convention beforehand.

4. Contrary to Emily's claims, Saber ended the relationship not her. Emily took this extremely badly

5. Saber wasn't able to stay hard during the sex. :story: The handshake and "Friends?" did in fact happen.

6. Saber and Emily had a pregnancy scare. Emily refused to take a test until they could met up at a second convention. (This is where the Emily claims the second assault happened.) Once they were at the convention, Emily refused to take a pregnancy test until the end of the convention. The bathroom blowjob did happen, but Emily initiated. She was trying to make Saber feel less anxious about the pregnancy scare. Luckily for Saber, Emily turned out not to be pregnant.

7. Saber suspected that Emily baby scared him to keep the relationship going. He started ghosting Emily because of this.

8. This came to a head when Saber unfollowed Emily on twitter. He told her point blank he needed space, and that she was latching on to him.
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9. Emily asked Saber for relationship advice months after their hookup. This makes the assault allegations seem even less plausible.

10. Saber has text messages where Emily acknowledges they were friends with benefits.

11. Emily and Saber were flirting months after the alleged rapes.

12. Emily first told a friend the alleged rape story immediately after Saber unfollowed her on twitter. She also claims she told a boyfriend about it, but this was during a bad breakup where she threatened to kill herself if he left. Giving the timing of these incidents, it's doubtful she was telling the truth.

13. Bonk, the brony that threatened to jump off a bridge last month, has a rape fetish. He has commissioned rape art with Judy Hopps from Zootopia :lossmanjack:

14. Unsurprisingly, Emi was molested as an 8 year old. She also maintains that she did not consent to pre-planned hookup and the blowjob she initiated.

15. EMILY CLAIMS SHE HAS MEMORY ISSUES AND HAS NO MEMORY OF THE SIX MONTHS AFTER THE HOOKUPS:story: :story: :story:
 
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TL;DR: Saber and Emily were FWB and planned to have sex at the convention beforehand. She got pissed that he ended the relationship and "toyed" with her emotions. This entire saga was likely BPD scheming gone wrong
Reminds me of that hoe that went after GeorgeNotFound last year. BPDemons tryna ruin somebody's life for a crumb of attention bro
 
TL;DR: Saber and Emily were FWB and planned to have sex at the convention beforehand. She got pissed that he ended the relationship and "toyed" with her emotions. This entire saga was likely BPD scheming gone wrong
I'm glad he didn't rape her, but he still made bad penis decisions. Don't stick your dick in crazy, kids.
 
TL;DR: Saber and Emily were FWB and planned to have sex at the convention beforehand. She got pissed that he ended the relationship and "toyed" with her emotions. This entire saga was likely BPD scheming gone wrong
I said from the very beginning this is probably what happened. I'm not smart, I've just seen this episode before. Everyone kept holding out, wondering if Emi had some bombshell evidence she was waiting to release - But if she had bombshell evidence, it would've been in the initial document. She opened with her strongest hand and even that was a nothingburger. What I didn't expect was saber to have receipts in his own defense. That's a fun twist.
 
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