🐮 Lolcow Steven Robert Dawson / "Conehead" - Coomer who crossdresses and sings about his favourite pornstars.

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Steven Robert Dawson is a man from Ashford, Kent, in the UK. He was born on September 1st 1972, making him 51 years old at the time of writing this. Little introduction is needed for him, just by watching his videos, you can get a clear idea of who he is. All we need to know for now is that he is very passionate about a glamour model called Preeti Young, who we will learn about shortly.
In terms of appearance, Steven has an oddly shaped, bald head. He always wears large square glasses, and has a very round, protruding stomach.

His story is told through the embarrassing videos he posts of himself, where he talks about calling into Babestation (which we will also learn about soon), shows off his talented singing, and responds to trolls.

Thanks to the YouTube channel Steven Dawson Archive for providing most of the clips.
I've also decided to spoiler almost all of the videos, since a lot of them show some kind of NSFW. Which is a given, when you're talking about a porn addict. They're also spoilered because they take up a lot of the page, since there's so many videos.


These videos perfectly sum up Steven's character. You don't have to know who or what he's talking about to find out why he's such a freak.



Babestation

Babestation is an adult television channel that lets viewers call in to talk to the various pornstars. As you can imagine, Steven D is one of their top callers. He often makes videos talking about calling in. Something to note is that it costs money to call in, and callers are charged credit for the amount of time spent calling (£2 per minute). Steven has multiple videos where he apologises to Babestation for running out of credit. He has also said that his calls last around 20 minutes each. If you do the math, that means he spends £40 (about $50) on average every time he calls, which is often.
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You'll see a recurring theme that most of Steven's videos have him talking about Babestation, or the various women that appear on there.
As mentioned before, Steven has a particular affinity towards Preeti Young. If you couldn't guess already, she is a pornstar who often appears on Babestation. He will post videos where he declares his love for Preeti and other Babestation babes. Even to this day, Steven obsesses over Preeti and calls into Babestation to speak to her.
In fact, Steven loves Preeti so much that he made a folder full of pictures of her.




However, more recently, the women on Babestation have been cutting him off as soon as they recognise his voice. Apparently, even camwhores have standards when it comes to this man. I don't have any recordings of Steven actually calling in (yet), but hopefully one day I will. In the meantime, here is someone else calling in and playing one of Steven's clips - a recreation of what it might sound like when he actually does call in:


The joke I told preeti_young on BS TV screen last night was what does a woman & a toilet have in common, without the hole in the middle, they ain't good for shit, she said that was a sexist joke, it was quite offensive to women, I think preeti_young is wrong,

But suddenly, tragedy struck one day. In the following clips, Steven is heartbroken after being blocked on Twitter by Preeti Young.
Currently he is still blocked. And even now, years later, he still makes videos begging for her to unblock him. If that's not true love, then I don't know what is.

In this last clip, he proudly holds up his Preeti Young collection, while responding to her comments calling him creepy.
Currently he still goes through a cycle of apologising and begging to be unblocked, and then talking about how much he hates her.

Here, Steven gets a visit from medical workers after threatening to kill himself (because Preeti wouldn't unblock him)...
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Then calls her a stupid bitch...
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And just a few days later... back at it again.
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But it's not all doom and gloom..
On Steven's most recent birthday, the Babestation Twitter finally acknowledged his presence by following him and wishing him a Happy Birthday...
Jamie Knight, a Babestation beauty, also gave him wishes.
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He responded with a thankful video. But it wasn't without begging to be unblocked by Preeti.
Good evening babestation TV, ding-dong, happy FriYay to u, thank u ever so much for the birthday wishes that u did for me, it has really cheered me up, X back to me ps can u get preeti_young to wish me a happy birthday,

Steven then made a post a day later where he is upset, because his favourite camwhores never sent him a birthday card.
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Steven and Preeti​

After being blocked, Steven leaked a few private details about Preeti (which aren't too hard to find). He leaked her real name and that she has a child.
In this post, he threatens her with blackmail, and in the same sentence, leaks the name anyway.
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A few years ago, he also turned up outside her house, before getting scared by her dog and fleeing. Today, Steven denies this, saying he just happened to be in the area and no where near her house.
Here, he is talking to his photo collection as if it was her.

Now that we've learnt about Steven's severe porn addiction, I wonder what his house looks like? Luckily for us, we have a goon cave tour by the man himself.

You guessed correctly, it's completely full of porn DVDs, cassettes, and magazines. As well as the cherry on top - a disgusting brown coom jug, which he says is too 'personal' to talk about.
The first video is an edited version by Steven Dawson Archive. The second video is a shorter, uncensored cut. The full original video from his Twitter was deleted.

Interactions with trolls

Most of his best videos come from his interactions with various trolls, and this happens very often.
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Original video is by Steven Dawson Archive. This is my personal favourite interaction.

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Gavin is a Steven troll who made a custom towel print with a lovely picture of Steven on it.
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It wasn't long before Steven was aware of this, and unsurprisingly, he wasn't very happy. He threatened to call the police over it.

According to Steven, Gavin is now in jail for his crimes.
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Kevin Baker is a goblin who Steven has been aware of since July this year, telling stories about how Steven is a sexual predator and more. Kevin is a 'singer and songwriter' who lives in Ashford and appears on his own podcast. He has a 30-minute episode on 'the Steven Dawson case' from 2021, where he talks about Steven. He starts talking about him at 7 minutes in. He threatens Steven with legal action for 'slander and defamation of character'.

Apparently, Steven went on Kevin's podcast at one point, which had to be cancelled because of the things Steven was saying.
Here's a transcript of the first few minutes where he talks about Steven, because it's hard to understand what he's saying:
We are gonna make a big thing of this, because, uh, this Steven Dawson has been causing us problems for quite some time, but we were just trying to let it go, but when he comes on to my podcast and starts f'in and blinding (British term for swearing) and all that like, it just could not be ignored.

We had to take action at that point because that was absolutely ridiculous.

So, uh, I say, uh, hopefully, I say uh, that was all played in court today and all the other things he's done, and also we're waiting to hear from the civil court as well, because uh, we're gonna be uh, we're gonna be taking him to civil court for uh, slander and defamation of character, so uh, we're gonna be suing him for that.

And we know that we're gonna win because, (???) doesn't mind me saying this because I've already had a word about it.

She (???), hopefully and uh, she's accepted to take it on so it's obvious that we will win because, uh, otherwise she wouldn't be taking it on because she wouldn't get her money, so that's another thing that we've got coming up.

We do know what we plan on suing him for, but uh, I'm not gonna mention that just yet until it actually goes to court.

But uh, yeah he's had plenty of chances, there's been a couple of times I probably shouldn't (???) him, but there's been a couple times I have come close, if you know what I mean but, I've managed to control myself um.

But uh, as I say that really was the last straw when he starts coming on my podcast f'in and blinding, and uh, all that lot, I did have to cancel the podcast I didn't post it or anything but, if there was anyone on at the time they would have heard it and I have apologised for that.

But all that wasn't my fault and it had nothing to do with me, it's not nice for people to hear that and obviously I wouldn't know if I've got any kids listening so uh, it's just really out of order.

Yeah. So um, that's why this is all- we're making such a big thing of it uh, we're not the only ones that he's been causing problems for and we do know - I'm not going to name them but we do know there's something celebrities that he's been very rude and abusive to and uh, we do know that they are going to be taking action too.

So as I say, I'm not going to name them, that'll be down to them, I'm sure they're gonna get all press and everyone involved as well.
(???) to me, because me and my other half do also do large journalist work so uh, it was easy for me to get in touch and gather a few people together for it.

And we've already done our interview outside the court and he's got to be given a charge to say what his side of things are but, if he doesn't then all that will happen is that, uhhhhh, they will run the story anyway and say that he refused to comment so (???).

It will still go out, but, by ignoring he does have the right unfortunately to put his side (?). But everything he's been saying to people and everything that we know of has all been in court and it will all be going to the civil court too so uh, so he's really not got a leg to stand on.

Steven was not happy about his legal threats, and soon made a response. Naturally, he also turned towards his personal therapist Preeti Young to tell her about Kevin's lies.
Context - an MP is a Member of British Parliament

He seems quite calm in that video. His later videos were not as relaxed, as Kevin was accusing him of being a pedophile, telling lies about him to the Babestation beauties/claiming his number is blacklisted from Babestation, and calling him a conehead.


Kevin's YouTube channel
Kevin's TikTok

Fanmail​

In these next few videos, he discusses the fan-mail that has arrived at his house. Unfortunately, he doesn't like it all too much. But how can someone resist the opportunity to send a gift to Steven D, knowing he is bound to respond with an angry video about it?

The letter reads:
Dear Mr Dawson,

We at Babestation TV pride ourselves on our high calling rates. Due to your social media prescence, you are among some of the callers we cherish the most. Through all the hardships that queues have given you and you have stuck around.

One day, we will invite Stephanie D (as in Steven D) to our studios. We would be honoured. Why, I was surprised when she revealed herself to be you! What a shock to hear!

Please, on behalf of all Babestation staff and models, accept this T-shirt as a token of our gratitude that we have a truly tremendous fan. We can always rely on Steven Dawson to give the girls a fun and raucous night. It was designed by myself, because I knew just what the real Steven D would want.

The letter reads:
I am writing to you to say that I am very sorry for my plans to ban shemale pornography content on Twitter, as well as limiting how many people you can follow in a day. I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident.

At Twitter, we are big fans of Preeti Young, like you are too, so we have sent you this t-shirt to enjoy. I hope you like it. Please post a video on Twitter to let me know if you're happy with it or not.

We will consider bringing back shemale pornography to Twitter if I can be bothered.

Kinds Regards,
Elon Musk
He later started wearing the shirt in his newer videos...
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Talents

He doesn't just watch porn all day, though. Steven is a gifted, talented young man, as we will see.

Singing​

Notably, he is very good at singing, and he's not afraid to hide that. In fact, you may have noticed already that a lot of his videos featured in this post show him singing.

Steven's dinners​

Steven is a master of the culinary arts. He has multiple posts where he shows off the preparation and result of his fine meals. They are exactly what you might expect from a mentally disabled British man.

The preparations​

He has a few posts where he holds up raw meat to the camera before cooking it. Let's take a look...
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He holds it almost like an offering to us. Would you take it?

The results​

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As you can see, Steven's secret to a good dinner is to cook it just a bit longer than the instructions say, adding a nice crispy texture to the meal.

Learning difficulty

He has a learning difficulty you know...

Steven makes it no secret that he has a learning disability, he mentions it whenever someone is harassing him.
In the following videos, he is dancing at his local community centre - we will soon learn what this has to do with the learning difficulty.

These are some of the few rare videos where we see him outside of his house. He's just having a fun time. In the second video, you may notice pride flags - this is a pride event.

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So we know that he has some interactions with the community centre. But he almost never talks about it in his videos. Of course, you might find a quick mention of it in his longer videos, such as the house tour. So what happened? Well, it seems from that last image, it's an adult learning difficulty group.
It's very hard to research this part, not much information exists either on his Twitter or in his videos. However, according to @Hot Soda Aficionado :
Another side to his journey is his interactions with some sort of community centre for adults with disabilities. From what i recall hes been banned for being a sex pest and constantly trying to score with the women there. He at one point had a girlfriend which im pretty sure he met at this community centre/ program.
This sounds exactly like something he would do, and so this is most likely what happened. Comments on the Steven Dawson Archive videos also mention the learning difficulty group.
I've also found these old pictures which seem to be Steven and his disabled girlfriend.
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Troubles with the Ashford benefits office​

While we're talking about his learning difficulty, I should mention he lives on benefits - The UK government is giving him money, for him to spend on Babestation calling credit. He talks on Twitter about his troubles with the benefits office sometimes, as the trolls have been contacting them, telling them he is a liar who pretends to have a learning difficulty. Steven doesn't take kindly to this:

Context - Trama is a Steven troll who we've seen already in the Interacting with trolls section.
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Sarah Bourne​

Sarah is Steven's best friend. The only other times he posts himself outside of the house is when he visits Sarah. This is the only known friend of Steven aside from his Real Life Online Friend, Preeti Young.
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Sarah also buys things for him.
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Not much is known about her, but it's worth mentioning since he posts about visiting her every few weeks, and it's a bit more insight into his life aside from the usual Babestation binging.

Support worker​

Steven is also known to have a support worker, because of his learning disability. In a few of his videos, specifically the Kevin Baker responses, he threatens to tell his support worker about the harassment.
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The support workers' involvement in Steven's life is unknown. We can assume that mostly, she just checks on him every few days to make sure he's still alive, and not much beyond that.

Stephanie Dawson / Crossdressing

It's no surprise that someone like this who watches porn every day would start crossdressing. The culmination of all these years is Stephanie Dawson. In these videos, he crossdresses and pretends to be his sister (that he doesn't have), named Stephanie Dawson. He also doesn't bother to shave when he does these.
If you paid close attention during his house tour, you can see he had a large collection of shemale porn DVDs lying around his house.

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good evening preeti_young, this is Stephanie here, can u please unblock my brother Steven d on twitter please, he is very upset with what u did to him as in u cutted him off on your naughty phone line on BS TV three weeks in a row,
As we can see in these videos, Steven owns various wigs and dresses. He mentions in the first video that he used to wear that dress a long time ago, so we can guess he has been doing this for at least a few years. I think the best part about these videos is that he has the courage to actually go outside wearing this.

We don't know a lot about Steven's life outside of his usual postings. He (most likely) might not even live a life much different from what we see in these videos. And there's still not much that can be said about his character, but in conclusion, what we do know is very entertaining.

Steven Dawson - Greatest Love of All


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Great start to the OP, I think it might be good to be moved into a different board, I guess we'll wait and see what others think. I'll be keeping an eye on this thread.
 
Holy fuck, I've been seeing that I hope you'll be showing your pussy tonight meme for years and I'd assumed the original was a shitpost.



 
Decent OP for him. The crossdressing is an unsurprising turn of events as embarassing yourself in drag is the oldest angloid pasttime.
Honestly the most illuminating video about him which is missing in the OP is the house tour video that was put together by the archive channel that you mentioned.

(EDIT: Uploaded a local archive here but theres a better one in the OP itself now - if it was always there my bad for not noticing before lol)

His entire house is a pretty insane gooncave, completely covered in Babestation VHS recordings (where the fuck do you even get blank VHS tapes anymore? I havent seen that TDK logo in like 20 years) and various other pornography.

Would be good to document his social media too if you know what it is. Because he's pretty well known as Kent's favourite coomer goblin, I guess there's a lot of people fucking with him directly - I've only ever seen his videos uploaded by the archive, and I don't know what the source of the videos are because the person running the channel is (probably rightfully) keeping that out of public view.
 
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I've never laughed so hard at a thread before. I'm generally pessimistic towards the success of threads where the subject is heavily video-focused, but this is one of the few exceptions.
 
Would be good to document his social media too if you know what it is. Because he's pretty well known as Kent's favourite coomer goblin, I guess there's a lot of people fucking with him directly - I've only ever seen his videos uploaded by the archive, and I don't know what the source of the videos are because the person running the channel is (probably rightfully) keeping that out of public view.
From what I can find, I think his real Twitter and TikTok are both @stevend43829773, but the Twitter is protected (and currently suspended), and TikTok wants me to log in to see the account (which I'm not doing lol). He also has an Instagram but I don't know what it's called.
edit: I found his actual Twitter which has been a good resource for some clips - link
edit 2: I've also found his TikTok - link
 
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I used to follow this guy for a while. Another side to his journey is his interactions with some sort of community centre for adults with disabilities. From what i recall hes been banned for being a sex pest and constantly trying to score with the women there. He at one point had a girlfriend which im pretty sure he met at this community centre/ program. I’ll see if i can find this documented somewhere but im pretty sure its all on his twitter
 
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