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🐮 Lolcow Steven Robert Dawson / "Conehead" - Coomer who crossdresses and sings about his favourite pornstars.
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Whenever I see clips of these kinds of Tard Parties on TV shows (The Specials, The Undateables, etc.), I swear they're always dancing to 1. The Cha Cha Slide, 2. Gangnam Style, or 3. Livin La Vida Loca.
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I fucking swear down, I was replying to this while watching that clip and about to say "Sometimes it's the Macarena", when I got to the end and it started playing.
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Every time I see him post shit like this I see him putting the camera down on the floor and my brain thinks oh fuck he's about to point the camera up his shirt. Fuck knows why he can't press the record button when it's already on the ground. Him autistically shouting at the camera falling over is pretty funny though. He almost has that mobility mary cadence/intonation but slightly more angry and male.
That's just everything in England. Cha cha and macarena are just compulsory for anything like this. Anything that involves dancing but not rave/nightclub type shit will have them. I'd assume it's part tradition and part easy to get the license if that's something they have to worry about. Idk about la vida loca but the other three are easy to dance to which, well, it's steven, he needs something not difficult. Even when it's giving him direct instructions he was still fucking them up.
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Macarena, Tragedy, some Sugarbabes and Atomic Kitten, some Gareth Gates, Will Young, etc. etc. Checkin it out by Lil Chris (RIP) as a deep cut.
I know. Contrary to my account name, I'm English.
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Gotta have some Steps in there as well too.
It's called parapara, philistine
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Honestly I think half of those are a bit too complex for the things steven goes to, more simple and outlined, more of a cha cha ymca type guy if you get what I mean. Fucking nostalgic listening to all these songs though, terrible with song names so I have no idea what you're talking about but instantly recognise them from hearing the first few seconds. Can't even remember the last time I saw icegems as a food let alone a hairstyle.
I mean the location not the style. Places that you'd dance in that aren't nightclubs or raves. The local fare, the pub birthday you accidentally walked in to, the primary school disco, special needs event and the wedding for that one person you don't really know. They all have the same playlists somehow. In this country it's either the cha cha slide or still the cha cha slide but you're at a rave too high off your tits to realise it's not even the right song. No idea what the middle east has to do with that though? I thought it was jews that did the dancing not palestinians?
Throwing in 5678, who let the dogs out, can't touch this, mambo 5. Vengaboys boom boom and barbie girl too, both have the same vibe. The birdie song would always be in there at some point too for some reason. I remember a decent amount of pitbull specifically fireball and timber but that's a bit more recent alongside rockstar nickleback, as well as moskau and rasputin but those four might just be personal. I think even mentioning black eyed peas is cheating. Not really special needs dance songs but tinchy strider number1 and avril lasagna were almost always there too. And of course ting tang walla walla bing bang, that's prime sen disco music. I'll stop there otherwise it'll just be thread of nostalgic songs with no conehead, or I dox myself through music taste.
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I'm sure they have party rings and those cheap fairy cakes with the solid disc of coloured icing on top (see below) that were always a staple at 90s/00s birthday parties.
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Washed down with Panda Pops.
I think he knows the Cha Cha Slide, he was just determined to do a "sexy snake".
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Is cross-dressing his fetish or something? Kind of seems like a sexual fetish in order to cope with the fact that that will be the closest he'll ever be to the models he sees on TV.
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He has a lot of tranny porn in his gooncave, so make of that what you will. I'm not sure if he's particularly obsessed with it compared to the Stinkditch cows, but it seems to be one of his fetishes at least.
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I mean with people like steven it's either just the absolute most surface level obvious shit or it's some incredibly niche rooted trauma. I highly doubt it is not sexual for him, though it could just be that type of autistic fetish that isn't actually sexual but is indistinguishable from the sexual version kinda like how diaper fetishists talk.
Well he needs to stop it he does. "sexy snake" that's a load of rubbish that is anyways, not something he did never would do anyways. Needs chastity caging he does. He wouldn't fuck the floor and he certainly wouldn't leave holes in it. He simply fell because he had a computer virus.
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Some of that is also on the 2000s bar/bat mitzvah playlist.
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I think you're forgetting who steven is. He's conehead not conenose. You're looking at him at a 90* angle.
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He said he does it because it’s “funny”. However, he said he did buy tranny porn in the past….so….
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Posted a greenscreened dance video. I'm kinda surprised he managed to do this unless it's some sort of preset ai thing on whatever he uses. I think it must be because where else would he get a greenscreen from? He does a decent job all things considered.
I just wanted to say phwoar ding dong those grippers.
Also posted a video of him talking without glasses on which feels kinda uncanny. He went to London and bought some more DVDs how nice is that? He did post another video when he got back but it's just him saying he ate food and then went home basically. He does seem to imply that he bought another sex toy. The last ones he bought were from soho I think and he said he bought something that he can't talk about from there again. Here's to hoping it's a chastity cage and he's doing locktober.
He does apparently watch the DVDs. Though I'm not sure if he means he's buying normal shit like idk mlp dvds or if he's just buying porn. I also cannot wait to hear X back to me on X,Craig Cornflakes corn emoji snowflake emoji though some tts again.
I just find this concept funny honestly.
I mean I don't disagree. Mr Tickle could give you a fucking good fisting he could anyway.
Honestly felt. He can't go around blocking people he can't. It's just not right that. And the worst part about the first post is not the implications but just real creme eggs they're fucking vile need discontinuing they do.
I just wanted to say phwoar ding dong those grippers.
Also posted a video of him talking without glasses on which feels kinda uncanny. He went to London and bought some more DVDs how nice is that? He did post another video when he got back but it's just him saying he ate food and then went home basically. He does seem to imply that he bought another sex toy. The last ones he bought were from soho I think and he said he bought something that he can't talk about from there again. Here's to hoping it's a chastity cage and he's doing locktober.
He does apparently watch the DVDs. Though I'm not sure if he means he's buying normal shit like idk mlp dvds or if he's just buying porn. I also cannot wait to hear X back to me on X,Craig Cornflakes corn emoji snowflake emoji though some tts again.
I just find this concept funny honestly.
I mean I don't disagree. Mr Tickle could give you a fucking good fisting he could anyway.
Honestly felt. He can't go around blocking people he can't. It's just not right that. And the worst part about the first post is not the implications but just real creme eggs they're fucking vile need discontinuing they do.
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It's like the dance from the old Lynx adverts, except the point of those ads was that the guy's a shit dancer and he attracts the women with his Lynx despite his lack of rizz.
I didn't know Soho was still full of sex shops selling dirty DVDs. Then again I mostly go to the Chinatown bit because it's about the only place to get decent food around there without having to remortgage your house, so I wouldn't know anyway, I'm not that type of person.
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It's always been the entertainmenty culturaly district. DVDs fit pretty well. Sex toys too because what better entertainment can men get than vaginas? Also it might not be where he gets all of his dirty dvds from and he could just be talking about actual dvds.
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It's a red light district, so not a huge shock.